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What's a good topic or topic to pick up girls?
27. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.
28. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.
29. The flowers in spring, the moon in autumn, the wind in summer and the snow in winter are all beautiful, but only in your heart can there be the four seasons I want to go.
30. There are 100 ways to be sweet, such as eating sugar and cake and thinking of you 98 times a day.
3 1. There is only one moon in the sky, just like there is only one you in my heart.
32. There are no stars and seas in my eyes, no drunkenness, no feast, only you.
33. Birds have the sky, fish have the sea, and I have you.
34. I want to bite you and taste what makes you so cute.
I wish I could see the moon when it is dark, meet butterflies when flowers bloom, and see you when I look up.
Pick up hot chicks is a science, many people don't understand the truth, which leads to being single all the time. I finally meet a girl I like, but I can't catch up. We often find such a phenomenon that some people think it is unreliable, but there are piles of girls around. I used to be in this state. I've always been single dog. Later, I happened to see the secret book of picking up girls and soaking holy old fish, which changed from then on. Now I am surrounded by piles of girls who invite me almost every day. If you are interested in your brother, I suggest you find Laoyu, and go to Baidu to find it yourself, so as to apply what you have learned, so that it is absolutely so easy for you to take off the order!
36. Every night, Qingshan dreams, every night is you, and Qingshan is also you.
37. Your cuteness, your stubbornness, your gentleness and your troubles all belong to me from now on.
I have a long story that I need to tell you slowly for the rest of my life.
39. Being with you all your life is called the future, and being with others is called making do.
40. I only have two wishes to be by your side.
4 1. Life used to be sour and bitter, but after having you, I made up for the sweetness.
42. There are only two lucky times in life, once I meet you and once I come to an end.
43. Turn your acacia into wine, and the spring breeze ten miles away will be drunk. Turn my love for you into honey, all bees come from a hundred miles away.
44. Life has many flavors, and the sweetest one is you.
45. You are the love in your mouth, the joy in your eyes and the love in your heart. You are the right person.
46. Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
47. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.
48. The moon falls in the wine, and the wine falls in the stomach. When can I fall in your arms?
49. The world is so big that the place I really want to stay is by your side.
The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you have always been deeply loved by me.
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