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Tigers, lions and leopards
One day, the leopard was hungry and came out to find something to eat. He found the lion and the tiger still playing happily together. Afraid of being seen by tigers and lions, laugh at him. So I left them soon. He caught an antelope and took it home. When he got home, he found that both the tiger and the lion were gone. They used to play for a long time. Why do they go home so early now?
Not much to say, the leopard was hungry, so he went home and ate the antelope first. The next morning, he came out to look for food, and found that the tiger and the lion had not come out yet. He went to the tiger and the lion's house and found that they were not at home. When he came out, he found someone's footprints on the ground and followed them to the hunter's home. He ran fast, found the tiger and the lion, bit open the cage and saved them. Just then, the hunter came. He found a leopard set the tiger and lion free. He was so angry that he took a shotgun and aimed at the leopard. Because the steamed stuffed bun was very agile, it dodged several bullets and finally jumped on the hunter and killed him.
The tiger and the lion were saved and said to the leopard, "We were wrong before, so let's get along well now." The leopard said, "Good."
Tags: Leopard, Tiger and Lion
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