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Are there any good-looking, non-abusive, non-trivial, sweet articles or favorite articles?
Topic: Seduce it slowly.
Author: Bei Qing
Copywriting:
I want to be your tooth. When I feel uncomfortable, I have your pain
I was your patient at first, and then I became your student.
Finally, I became your wife.
My first and last, will have you, from beginning to end.
High cold abdomen black dentist VS stupid dental intern
# 中中中中中 # Xu Runqing Q: How do you remember to correct it now? Answer: The doctor who treated my wisdom teeth suggested it before, but I am afraid of pain. Xu Run raised his lip angle and smiled, thinking: It sounds as if he is not afraid of pain now. But I don't remember the doctor now. Xu Runqing smile a stiff, metamorphoses, turned to look at her.
# jingjingjing # wisdom teeth can be pulled out after anti-inflammation. Xu Runqing asked naturally while writing a case: Yes, you can pull it out. Is it during menstruation? After thinking for a while, I blushed shyly. Seeing that he was still waiting for his answer, he nodded. Seeing this, Xu Runqing mused: Don't be embarrassed, you can't pull out your teeth during menstruation. This is a routine inquiry. After that, I found the little girl in front ... and her face became redder.
(Very warm and lovely article)
Title: My Silly Girl
Author: Xin Jing
Content introduction:
There was a sound of opening the door outside, and Luo Shanger got up from the sofa and stood in the middle of the hall spacious enough to play basketball. Wen Ze walked in with graceful steps, her tall body standing not far away. Facing the light, she couldn't see him clearly, only felt that the outline of the sun was beautiful. Luo Shanger only looked up at him, then lowered his head and said respectfully, "Hello, Uncle Wen." Wen Ze mouth twitched, really naught. Yes, he never expected that when she saw him, that was the first thing she called him. After all, he is her husband, isn't he?
Title: Dear Love
Author: Lan Zhi
I don't love others, but I was robbed of my love and lost to a woman who is not as good as myself, Gu!
The evergreen goddess of this entertainment circle suddenly quit and drank alone.
In extreme despair and loss, everything started again. Is she persistent? Or give up?
This is the story of the entertainment circle and the love in life.
Gu, the goddess of temperament, is a beautiful inner fool. It's called the puffer fish princess.
Fu, stunning and gorgeous, gentle and graceful as jade. Known as the Prince of Yan.
Gu An, a cute child with big eyes blinking, is coquetry with a bottle in his mouth, which makes people love him.
Xiao Qi, the naive guardian of the Great White Bear.
In this world where true love is hard to find, they got married, had children, fell in love, and wrote a warm and touching love together.
Title: Married trying to love
Author: Zhan Cha
Rebirth as a woman and try to fall in love after marriage.
This is a story of "get on the bus first and then make up the ticket".
Sweet marriage is full of warmth, don't miss it when passing by ~
Topic: Get married and pass out.
Author: forest fish
The little penguin flicked a few times and took a look.
It's annoying to do questionnaires: 7. What do you like most about your man?
If Zhu Ying was drawing a design draft, she didn't pay attention to the figure passing behind her, and casually replied four words: deep pockets.
Soon after, she found a pair of big hands suddenly around her waist. The next moment, the whole person was picked up and thrown on the bed.
"You, what are you doing ... what?" The beautiful voice was swallowed up by the man's sudden kiss.
For a long time, I looked at the soft pink woman under me, and her purples were slightly open.
The corners of the mouth of the full man rose slightly and he opened his mouth in a low voice. "I heard that you like me, rich and rude?"
Ruo Yingzhu: "..."
Which kind and brave girl can remind Mr. Pei that this idiom is not used like this!
It's not that the woman is weak, it's that the man is too weak ... do you understand?
Title: Summer of Rebirth
Author: Yi Qi
Just in the infusion room of the hospital, in such a blink of an eye, she found herself in someone else's body, or a beautiful, rich and hot beauty ... cut off the intrigue of her black brother, bid farewell to the evil handsome man she once admired, and the cat's eye of the reborn girl narrowed, provoking the beautiful chin of the handsome man in front of her: you, I want it!
(One-on-one pets without abuse)
(Funny) Title: Prostitute Crash Manual.
Author: Lan Yi
Remarks:
Yao Qianqian scratched, because she published a negative long comment, and scratched an article about Mary Su. The dog with blood in the sky became the black-hearted sister of Goldfinger. Her sister ended up miserable.
In order to prevent the world from being destroyed by the Virgin Mary, to protect the world peace from the palm of Mary Sue's hand, and to prevent the cannon fodder sister from repeating the same mistakes, Yao Qianqian swore to the book that he would punch the Virgin Mary, kick Mary Sue, shoot the female defendant, shell the brain-dead man, completely disintegrate this lightning and fuck, and let it return to normal romance.
Well, peeling off the romantic shell, this is actually a spit. ...
Mayor, I love you.
Author: Jin Su fleeting time
When the news of her suicide due to depression spread all over the entertainment circle, when she was betrayed by her sister and boyfriend, and when she knew that she was just wishful thinking, in order to get revenge, she found Lu Shaofan: the youngest mayor in the history of this city, the grandson of the chief of staff of the military region and the leader of the rich second generation. This man with a black belly accepted her engagement with a smile, but he crossed the line and asked her to fulfill her husband and wife obligations every day. Stop talking and gradually eroded her heart!
Ancient class
1, make animals into princesses (recommended)
This is the growth history of a person crossing into a mink, and it is also the sour and hot history of a generation of emperors raising livestock and becoming concubines.
He is the emperor of Okanagan Valley. Decisive and ruthless, frightening. It happened that such a cruel man kept a pet ... and he took good care of it and loved it infinitely.
Episode 1: The eunuch rushed in, out of breath, and told him, "Your Majesty, the giant mink jumped into the Qingyuan pool, caught a golden scale fish and ran towards the royal chef." Anju, who is dealing with government affairs, also doesn't lift her head. "Since it loves to eat, send a book to Yu and ask them to send another batch of fish." The eunuch was shocked and stood there. Phoenix golden scales are worth 1000 yuan, and the whole Qingyuan pool is only 20 yuan. Your majesty not only condones mink's arbitrary predation behavior, but also takes such precious fish as mink's mouth food. Minks will become adults one day, and we will see how the emperors will react at that time. ...
There are three principles for raising animals: first, feed its stomach, euphemistically called: grab its stomach. Second, be patient. As the saying goes, you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient. Third, personally * * *, you can't fake the hands of others, in other words, you must make it realized ... Whose private property is this?
There are three advantages of cute pets: first, they don't worry about eating and wearing, and their master's big hands are very smooth. Second, make trouble at will, and someone will clean it up. Third, the most important point is to monopolize the master's arms. But ... but why did her master pester her after she became a human ... touching her back and saying that she was combing her hair ...? Damn it, I'm all screwed now. Where's my hair? If you want to steal, just say so!
———————————— Who will fight with Meng Chong?
The blind princess is sixteen years old.
She is a blind girl who can be deceived by everyone in the prime minister's office.
Only the dog that has been with her for three years is left in her life.
She didn't know the color of his skin, but she asked the servant. They told themselves that it was a black dog.
She doesn't know what color black is, but she still believes it.
So I named it Xiaohei.
I still remember my mother holding her hand before she died and saying, "Just don't be sad. When God closes a door, he will open a window for you. "
She is only six years old. She didn't understand, but she nodded.
Sixteen years old, she understood.
This window that Niang said is Long Yuyan.
She didn't understand that the eldest sister and the second sister in the prime minister's house were praised as beautiful, but he still wanted to marry her. He is like a cloud in the sky, and she is the mud on the ground.
She didn't understand why she wouldn't let go every time he grabbed her hand, no matter how hard she struggled.
She doesn't understand, she doesn't understand …
She is like a wounded animal, accustomed to loneliness and darkness, and likes to shut herself in the house alone, resisting anyone's approach, including him.
But he forced his way into her heart and refused to leave.
He would hold her little hand, put it on his face and tell her, "Just remember what I look like, bit by bit."
He will hold her tightly when she falls and tell her, "Just don't be afraid, I will always be by your side ..."
He still whispered in her ear: "It's just that in this life, I am your eye."
Later, he told himself that the black dog that had been with her for so long was actually white.
This time, she believed it, because she knew that he was the only one in the world and would never cheat her.
You are my eyes, let me see the changes of the four seasons.
You are my eyes, take me through the crowd.
You are my eyes, taking me to read the vast sea of books.
Because you are my eyes, let me see the world in front of me …
first part
"Don't ... don't come over ..." She is like a frightened deer, listening to the footsteps coming to her ear, holding her body in horror and staring at the front in horror, but her crystal eyes have no focal length.
"Just, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." He was wearing a red robe and his face was full of pity.
"Don't ... don't come over ... please ..." She felt his breath, so close to herself, sobbing in fear, and her body kept shaking.
"Well, I go out, don't cry, I go out ..."
Everyone admires Lord Chen Xian for sleeping in the study on their wedding night. It is said that the new princess is not popular.
But I don't know, in fact, their third prince was driven away, and the one he didn't like ... was him.
the second part
He lifted the dirty black dog in her hand, and it immediately grabbed his arm like a long-haired cat. "Give it back to me! Give me back my little black. "
"Give me a kiss and I'll give it back to you." He deliberately put his face to her mouth and gave a bad smile.
"You ... you ... you ..." The only face turned red uncontrollably.
"Just, just kiss my face and I'll give it back to you, okay?" He can act like a spoiled child, and he acts like a spoiled child to her.
She hesitated, pursed her lips, raised her dead little face and leaned toward his handsome face …
Just when the pink lips were a few centimeters away from his face …
The dog cried and protested in the hands of the dragon wounded swallow. He opened his mouth and pounced on the dragon wounded swallow.
"Ah ..."
In this way, the kiss that was finally bullied and spoiled was gone.
The feud between one person and one dog was solved in this way.
the third part
"Little doll, why are you here alone?" Ear, is a strange voice, the only fear is hanging his head, involuntarily calling someone's name in my heart.
"Why don't you talk? Look up, huh? " The footsteps are getting closer and closer, and the only foot is like lead, and it can't move.
Just as the slender fingertips were about to touch her chin, a fierce palm wind struck.
"Only!" The voice in front of me is like a light in the dark, and it has a familiar smell. The only line of defense collapsed instantly, and my wronged mouth was flat. I threw myself into his arms and held his skirt tightly …
"Boo-hoo ... yes, I'm so scared ..." His arms are like a safe haven, reassuring her that she can cry heartily.
Yan Yan, because you are my eyes, let me see the world in front of me.
3. Take your hand and drag the child away.
Author: There is no disease in the world.
I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.
Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.
For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.
But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.
Including hers, his and theirs.
I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.
Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan)
About the hostess: playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally a little worse, a little darker, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, life is full of cold jokes everywhere.
About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous.
I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.
There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? !
Are there any good urban sweet novels? Don't abuse them! Streamer series * * * five books:
should
flourish
Then, love goes with the flow.
Who is waiting, just in time for the flowers to bloom?
marry
Are there any sweet words, or words to spoil your wife, or words from the great god? If you love it, if you spoil it.
Short hair is heroic, still like snow, planted in the bottom of my heart.
Big bed quilt, she desperately resisted, panting: "Hey! Do not pursue the beauty of abstinence? ! "
His eyes are lazy and his lips are thin: "I quit anyone except you."
A thousand years of sweet and greasy love-just because I don't change it in my life, I am willing to be stupid for you.
The man in the article is a strong man, and the series of articles is the ultimate sweet pet of BOSS.
See how a man seems to spoil a woman in his own way?
Go against the sky and spoil it.
Content Label: Gao Qian has a soft spot, and urban love is naturally combined.
Step on the border
This is a spoiled child who wants to climb to the top of the bamboo horse to dominate.
The story that was finally cleaned up and had to be obedient.
Gao Qian+childhood friends
There is a hungry wolf at home.
Su Ran: Wood, peel litchi for me!
Zoe: Aren't your hands very long? Eat and peel yourself!
Su Ran: If you peel litchi for me, I'll give you half of the 1000 yuan scraped from your prize.
Sue: Tell me earlier! I like peeling litchi! Who won't let me peel it? I'm in a hurry!
An hour later, Su Yi peeled two Jin of litchi.
Sue: Brother, give me the money!
Su Ran: What kind of money?
Sue: That's half of your thousand dollars!
Su Ran: Do you know that is my money, too? Why should I give you my money!
Zoe: I knew you would cheat! So I left a hand on purpose! Ho ho! Let me tell you something! I didn't wash my hands after going to the bathroom!
Su Ran: Oh-
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There is a shortage of books. Do you have any nice sweet pancake fruit? Are you okay? The seven words really mean "turn to a policeman to get married", Jiang Mei "kiss Ann, little wife", Ye "hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you" and Joe "lonely mandarin duck"
Are there any good father-son sketches (sweet sketches)? My star Lao Dou said that everything I saw around me was good.
Do you have any good favorites? Don't abuse my dear, the needed resources have been uploaded.
Click the attachment or enter the link to download it for free.
If you have any questions, you can write privately or ask me.
I will help you solve it as soon as possible.
Are there any sweet words from Gao Qian ~ Don't swear at all ~ ~ "Your son: Little teacher, don't be shy" by miss_ Sue.
The plot of this work is ups and downs, and the main line is clear. The author skillfully uses humorous language to describe the slightly heavy "teacher-student love"
Satan in danger: Cold owl, you must hurt me! "Author: Look around Joan in accordance with
Loving you is what I want to do most. Author: Wu Jiagege
The characterization of the hero and heroine is very sophisticated and deeply rooted in people's hearts, which can arouse readers' attention. He has topped the rookie flower list for many times and is deeply loved by many readers. "Mi An Yan Yu" Author: Yan Nuanlan
Good boy, come home with me.
Articles read by romantic novels with tea fragrance. Let's have a try.
Raise me for life.
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