How to make a proper joke?

You should wake up the other person's excitement, and then accompany her in that emotional process, so that she can feel that you have made her move.

What is an appropriate joke? The core point of teasing emotions without causing cracks, especially trust cracks, is not to let the other party think that your joke is "telling the truth with jokes." Let's talk about several lightning protection points first:

First, don't humiliate your appearance and call the other person ugly. As long as the other person thinks this is "the truth from a joke", you will never be able to explain it clearly. God, the consequences are terrible.

Girls' edition, never say that men can't. These two hands are definitely dead. When the word comes out, the immortal is hopeless. Second, don't philander, saying that someone is chasing you, and you want to have several girlfriends at the same time and have contact with your ex-girlfriend. As long as the other person thinks this is "joking and telling the truth", you will be labeled as suspicious.

Third, don't make up diseases and say that you have a tendency to domestic violence, recessive genetic diseases and so on. As long as the other party thinks this is "joking and telling the truth", the other party will definitely be worried. How do you call it a proper joke? Full score 100, if it is usually 70%, you tell her a "pain point" to reduce the score from 70 to 65, and then satisfy her with a "cool point" that can actually increase to 80. This is an appropriate joke.

For example, I lied that I didn't cook or eat, and then I sent a big meal with takeout; For example, I lied that I didn't grab the food, but the refrigerator was full.