Jokes about Tang Priest

Wukong:

Dear Wukong, I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read it quickly. We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said 8 yuan is enough, 12 yuan can't be eaten. I sent you a coat, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket for fear of being overweight. Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt. Finally, I tell you that I want to send you money. But the envelope is sealed!