Xiaoming series cold jokes

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Once playing cs in an Internet cafe, I happened to meet the police and the Industrial and Commercial Bureau for temporary inspection. There are three rooms in that internet cafe, one is outside,

There are two rooms inside. When the owner of the Internet cafe saw the police coming, he quickly told all the machines in the outermost room to stop. When he is

When I was talking to those policemen, I suddenly heard someone shouting at the back: "Why are there so many policemen? Why are you still in a hurry? " ~ ~ Go to hell!

"The policemen's face changed at that time. The boss saw it, explained that they were playing games, and then continued to chat and check the documents.

After the investigation, most of the policemen left, except one policeman who seemed to know the boss and was talking when he suddenly heard the voice in the back room.

The other shouted, "There is only one policeman left! Together, stab him with a knife ... "