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The accuser should be blamed by his own side: blame. Fang: That makes sense. It should be reasonable to blame people. It is meaningless to blame others. Canon Wei? Han Danchun's Laughing Forest. Han Danchun was a gifted scholar in Cao Wei period. Cao Cao appreciated his talent and recorded him as a doctor in the Prime Minister's Office. His Laughing Forest is the earliest joke book in China. The book tells the story of a wild period in which diamonds were used to make a fire: one night, the serf owner Moujia suddenly fell ill and the pain was unbearable. He urgently needed to see a doctor overnight, and ordered his slaves to drill wood for fire and light oil lamps as soon as possible. Because it was dark at night, the slaves couldn't find the tools to drill wood in the chaos and were scolded loudly by their owners. The slave was urged and said angrily, "You call names unreasonable. The night is as black as paint. Why don't you light a fire for me? " Do you think it's easy to find fire drills in the dark? "This story spread to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Kong Rong, a writer, commented that "complaining should be reasonable! The idiom "complaining about others" comes from this story.

It is human nature to make mistakes. Sages: saints and sages used to refer to people with superior intelligence and virtue. Who: Who? It is said that ordinary people are not sages. Who can correct mistakes without mistakes? There's nothing better. Classic Zuo Zhuan? Gong Xuan two years ". Jin Linggong, the monarch of the State of Jin, is very fatuous. He often stands upstairs and shoots passers-by with a slingshot for fun. Some people are smashed in the head, and some people are blindfolded, which is terrible. But the beauty beside him laughed happily, and Jin Linggong was glad to win the beauty's laughter. Once, when Duke Ling of Jin saw that the bear's paw burned by the chef was not completely burned, he flew into a rage and immediately ordered the samurai to kill the chef, cut it into eight pieces and send it to the wilderness in a bamboo basket. Zhao Dun, the prime minister, and Shi Ji, the minister, couldn't stand it, so they went to the palace to remonstrate with Jin Linggong. Jin Linggong was very unhappy and said bitterly, "I know my mistake and will correct it in the future." Hearing that Jin Linggong's tone was wrong, Minister Shi Ji quickly kowtowed and said, "To err is human. Just change it. " But Jin Linggong still went his own way. In order to get rid of the obstacles, he sent someone to assassinate Zhao Dun. The idiom "To err is human" comes from the story of Zhao Dun, the minister of Jin State, and Shi Ji who persuaded the bad king Jin Linggong.