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A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick notification

On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. Three Gorges blog

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"Well, Peter, you tell a humorous story.

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the lobby."