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What are the nicknames of colleges and universities in Shenyang?

Every university is a river and lake, and every river and lake has a nickname. There are many universities on the ground in Shenyang. How can we do without a resounding name? So every university has its own nickname. If you graduated from these Shenyang universities, you will probably feel the same way if you see the following answers.

Northeastern University-Shenyang Nanhu Vocational & Technical School

Northeastern University is a famous school in Shenyang with a famous history. The school emblem was designed by Lin, the lyrics of the school song were written by Liu Bannong, and Zhang Xueliang was the principal. The school has the first architecture department in China founded by Liang Sicheng. Northeastern University is near Nanhu Park, surrounded by mountains and waters. When class is over, there are many boys from the teaching building to the canteen, which is called spectacular. Dongda boys are also famous for their high scores in technical houses, so ...

Shenyang Normal University-Santaizi Women's College

There is a good saying, Shen Shi sister paper, Shen Tihan. Shenyang Normal University is located in Santaizi, Shenbei. It is a good choice for boys to study in Shenyang Normal University. It is said that the ratio of girls to boys is 7: 1. Beautiful girls in our school can't find a partner, so they usually need men from nearby Liaoning University and Shen Hang to help them. Every spring, the dress of girls on campus will become a beautiful landscape, and most of them will put on stockings according to the unbearable dripping water. This is really attractive. ...

Luxun Academy of Fine Arts —— Zhou Shuren Royal Academy of Art

Luxun Academy of Fine Arts is one of the eight fine arts institutes in China. It is obvious to all that Lumei's temperament is outstanding. If you have been single in Lu Mei for a few years, don't do it again. There are lovers everywhere in Lu Mei, and there are lovers everywhere.

China Medical University-Beier Road Community Dining Hall or Heping No.1 Middle School.

China Medical University can be said to be the best university in Shenyang, which is located on Beier Road, next to Zhongshan Square and Heping No.1 Middle School, but it is said that Heping No.1 Middle School was founded earlier than China Medical University. There are schools and residential buildings around. If you don't want to cook and don't spend money, you can have dinner in the canteen of China Medical University. High school is no.20 middle school, next to the medical university, so I often go there to make a living.

Liaoning University-14 1 Terminal University or 120 Chongshan Living Area of Middle School and the Undergraduate Department of Shenyang No.43 Middle School.

Liaoning University is a 2 1 1 university, adjacent to 120 Middle School and 43 Middle School. The school has three campuses: Chongshan Campus in Shenyang, Puhe Campus in Shenyang and Vu Thang Campus in Liaoyang. Most of the students are in Puhe Campus, which is far from the city. Now it's good to say that the subway is paved. I took the exam at school 14655.

Shenyang Gong Li University-Shenyang Royal University of Technology

Shenyang Gong Li University consists of Hunnan main campus, Fushun campus, science park and weapons and equipment practice experimental base. The school covers an area of 1 1.5 million square meters. The People's Government of Liaoning Province, China Ordnance Equipment Corporation and China Ordnance Industry Corporation signed a contract to build Shenyang Gong Li University. It is no exaggeration to say that such a school with government background and military background!

Shenyang university of aeronautics and astronautics-santaizi small ash removal machine practice base

As the only aviation college in Northeast China, the quality of flight attendants and aviation insurance is very high, with bright spots. Most importantly, it's also the cradle of grey plane gliding technical talents.

Shenyang pharmaceutical university-Shiqiaozi town five junior colleges

Known as "Southern Medicine" and "Northern Medicine" in China with China Pharmaceutical University, it is said that the management of Pharmaceutical University is relatively looser than that of China Medical University. Female students go shopping when they have nothing to do, while male students play games every day and live a leisurely university life ... But after the campus moved to Benxi, hehehe. ...

Shenyang agricultural university-Shenyang bakeshu bike driving school Dong Jiao campus

The agricultural university is so big that it makes people cry. Do you build it? Agricultural University is expected to hit "the largest school in China" ...14.667 million square meters, which is endless. Classmate, if you don't have a bike, please stay away from Agricultural University!

Liaoning University of Traditional Chinese Medicine-Liaoning Ancestral Secret Recipe Institute

Liaoning University of Traditional Chinese Medicine is located at No.79 Chongshan East Road, Huanggu District. It is the cradle of national TCM talents. Here, the person holding the sister paper hand may not read the palm, but feel the pulse. ...

Shenyang jianzhu university-Shenyang Construction Group Reserve Cadre Vocational and Technical College

This is the home of the reserve cadres of the construction team. A 756-meter-long Asia's first promenade in shenyang jianzhu university skillfully connects the teaching area, library, experimental area, office area and living area. If a student is a road idiot, will he still find a classroom after class? What a tragedy!

Shenyang Institute of Technology —— Northeast Electric Power Reserve Staff Training College

Which dynamic school is stronger? Find Shen Gong in Liaoning, China. Nearly 100 sets of advanced equipment from all over the world are available for students to practice and try out the four-year teaching package, Northeast Electric Power Preparatory Workers Training College!

Shenyang university-national wanghuajie college

Shenyang University, it is said that there are only two schools across the river in the world, one is Cambridge in England and the other is Shenyang University in China. ...

The above are all jokes from some colleges and universities, which have no practical reference value. Every university has its own expertise. So let's just enjoy it.