Humorous story: Blind date between fools

In ancient times, a very talented scholar raised a silly son. Seeing that the silly son was getting older and older, he had reached the age of marriage, but no one proposed the marriage, and the scholar was very anxious. . Finally, I asked someone to introduce a marriage from a far away place, and the blind date was about to arrive. The scholar was confused for a moment, so he taught his son without any modification: "If a blind date asks about the big tree in front of the door, you should say that it is not in good condition and has been sold; if you ask about the bamboo garden behind the house, you should say that the war is in chaos. , It’s such a waste; if people see the grain in the warehouse, you say it’s all hard earned by your parents; if you see the scholar’s ??certificate on the wall, you say it’s not strange, there is only one in my family.” The son memorized the scholar’s ??words. You have to be very familiar with everything, just waiting for the blind date to arrive. When the blind date came, the old scholar deliberately hid in order to let his son show his face and asked his son to meet him alone. The blind date didn't see the old scholar come out, so he asked: "Where has your father been?" The son replied in the order he memorized: "You are not mature enough, so you sold it." When the blind date heard this, he frowned. He frowned and asked again: "Where is your mother?" The son replied again: "The war is in chaos, it's a waste." The blind date saw that he was talking nonsense, so he looked at a pile of cow dung and said with a pun: "Duitou It’s not small, it’s full of feces and urine!” The scholar’s ??son quickly added: “These are all the hard earned money of my parents.” The blind date couldn’t bear it anymore and said, “Why are you so stupid?” The son replied: "It's not surprising, there is one in my family."