Black humorous English jokes

Black humorous English jokes 1:

A friend of mine who teaches European history at Washington University in St. Louis told a story that he found a plagiarized $ term paper. He called the students to the office. "This is not your job." He said someone typed it for you directly from the encyclopedia. "You can't prove it!" The student said angrily. My friend smiled and showed him the paper. What is circled in red is: "See also the article about communism. "

Black humor English joke 2:

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to new york State University in Binghamton as a faculty member. One day, in a crowded elevator, someone commented on its inefficiency. I said that the elevator hasn't changed for 20 years since I went to school there. When the door finally opened, I felt someone pat me on the back sympathetically and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get your degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

Black humor English joke 3:

"I can always tell the difference between a graduate class and an undergraduate class," said the teacher who taught my graduate engineering class at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say' good afternoon', college students will answer' good afternoon'. "But graduate students just write it down."

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