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Luo Yonghao, New Oriental e-literature teacher.

I have collected more than 30 classroom recordings of Fatty, which are super classic.

1. Sitting back to back with the leader

There was a fill-in-the-blank question about the interpersonal relationships in the company. Lao Luo used it by the way to talk about how complicated society is.

Some large companies have very large restaurants, and there are many places in them. There are rows of long tables. Now that you are a new employee, where should you sit when you go to the restaurant to eat? Some people may want to sit across from the leader and chat with him, but this will inevitably arouse other people’s attention. I was dissatisfied, thinking that this guy would get close to the leader when he first came here; but he couldn’t be too far away from the leader, otherwise the leader wouldn’t recognize you after half a year of class. What should I do? Lao Luo went on to say that he should know the leader first in advance. I know what he likes to hear. During meals, I sit behind the boss with other employees. I control the volume of my words just enough for the boss to hear. I say everything the boss wants to hear. So I kept saying this for a week. , the leader had to have a mental breakdown. After living for decades, mm finally found myself! The leader called you over and asked kindly, what is your name, young man? Then the road ahead will be easy.

< p>Lao Luo originally told this joke just to explain some social phenomena. Unexpectedly, after telling this joke to students in class, a buddy laughed loudly and said to Lao Luo: Lao Luo, you really made me enlightened! Lao Luo fainted on the spot~~~

There are always some things in life that can remind me of things that happened at the foot of Fragrant Mountain and some of the words Lao Luo said. This is the case today.< /p>

While chatting on the phone with my family, my dad mentioned that he saw a piece of news in the newspaper today, saying that tens of thousands of people applied for master’s degrees this year, much more than in previous years. The author said that among the applicants Among people, there are actually many people who do not go to graduate school because they really want to do research, but because they can’t find a job or follow the crowd or for other reasons. The author also said that some people actually do not take the postgraduate exam. There has been good development, and so on. The author's views are reasonable, and they are exactly the same as the ideas I had two or three years ago.

At that time, I was a junior in college and faced many choices. , you can go abroad, mm school has such exchange opportunities, you can take the postgraduate entrance examination, and you can also find a job. For a while, I really wanted to find a job. During that time, I enjoyed doing some hands-on things and learned a lot, from software to Hardware, from languages ??to tools, from networks to databases, from Windows to Linux... Because I am very interested in these things, I am very motivated to learn them. At that time, I also had the idea of ????taking the postgraduate entrance examination, but later I thought about it, if I just learn from it in the future In terms of development, there is actually not much difference between finding a job after graduating from an undergraduate degree and finding a job after graduating from a graduate degree. For me, and I still think so until now. I believe that I can find a good job based on my ability. Work, and I can foresee what the future will look like.

So I discussed my idea with my parents and said that I would not take the postgraduate entrance examination and would like to find a job. At that time, my parents’ opinion was that they were unwilling and wanted to When I took the postgraduate entrance examination, I kept saying how good it was. It would be difficult to find a job without taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and it would be better to develop after a graduate degree... At that time, I argued with them, but they couldn't listen at all, and there was nothing they could do. At that time, they did not restrict me verbally. Freedom of choice, I just expressed some of their opinions. Later I learned that they were actually sad about my thoughts for a long time~~~

Later, due to various reasons, I still took the postgraduate entrance examination, and it was very surprising. It was a surprise that I got admitted to MM. My parents probably breathed a sigh of relief, but I had to re-plan my life because I found that the real life of a graduate student was different from what I had imagined. The actual situation was that I didn’t know how to do it before. I know what graduate school is all about.

After graduate school, a similar question arose again, that is, the question of whether to study for a doctorate in the future. When I went home one year, I shared my thoughts with My parents have told me that, in fact, studying for a graduate degree, whether it is a master's degree or a Ph.D., is not the best choice for everyone. Some people who are suitable for research can consider studying for a Ph.D. If you have expertise in other areas, such as business, you can definitely

There is no need to go to graduate school and you can still develop well.

This idea is very similar to my idea when I was in college. It is a more rational and not blind way of thinking. It is a way of thinking about myself. It was developed on the basis of a clear understanding and analysis of my specialties and interests as well as the current social situation. After telling my parents, their reaction was surprisingly similar to their reaction in college: I told me to continue studying if I can. It’s hard to find a job now with a master’s degree, and they were also a little disappointed that I didn’t want to get a doctorate, and so on.

It wasn’t until today when we talked on the phone that my parents had a little change of mind. I have made some changes, and I think that I can have a good future and development without going to graduate school. What makes me depressed is that this change actually came from a comment in the newspaper, not from my own thinking.

Writing this, I can’t help but laugh at myself: Why are the requirements for them so high? What about thinking and rationality? Let’s forget about it~~~

It can also be seen from this that some People, especially those who are older, find it difficult to change some ideas once they are formed, and they simply reject new things. In fact, age is secondary. The key is whether a person's ideas have an open mind and rational judgment.

After making the call, I thought of Lao Luo. Lao Luo calls himself a genius, and he is a genius who started as a child prodigy. I don’t care about this, but some of his words resonate with me. .Once he said that he was a genius, and many of his ideas were ahead of the times. His ideas as a child are only now accepted by everyone. He is in his early thirties, and his ideas today are not accepted by everyone. It is very embarrassing. Depressed. This is true for parents, friends, colleagues, and even girlfriends. "You need to lower your thoughts to her level, otherwise you will not be able to communicate."

He said that it is very painful to think ahead of the times. Because he was too lonely. He gave an example. When he was a child, he once heard a few "adults" discussing the issue of the Soviet Union's withdrawal of experts. He told them that the Soviet Union was unwilling to help and that it was natural for them to withdraw the experts. There was nothing wrong with that. So we have no reason to blame them, but the "adults" said: "What do children know? Let's go and play!" Oh my god, it reminds me of all the things I did when I was a child.

Lao Luo said "Loneliness" is very appropriate, the loneliness of not being understood by others, the loneliness of having no one to communicate with. It is true that this is very uncomfortable, but I think that if a person is really a genius, he can completely endure such loneliness. And he was able to be reborn from this lonely purgatory. Lao Luo often said of himself, "I have always lived so tough and tough." I admire this very much about him!

For a sensitive person like me And for people who have a sharp mind and have unfortunately read some books, this is no less than a disaster. But I like it very much, and in fact I seem to be used to it. Of course, I will not claim to be a genius prodigy like Lao Luo. Besides, it’s not like that in the first place. I’m just an ordinary person. I have nothing to do but complain here~~~

So someone asked me what kind of gf I’m looking for. My first criterion is that mm is good. Understanding.

Lao Luo has some catchphrases, such as: Mental breakdown, crazy talk, and very crazy, please, cynicism... During the last class, Lao Luo asked us what he said. What is the most commonly said sentence? We just yelled the above slogans below, which made Lao Luo very disappointed. Finally, he explained that what he said most often was "give me an example and you will understand." Then we thought about it. , This sentence really explains Lao Luo’s teaching style in one sentence.

One of the things Lao Luo dislikes the most is that others call him a cynic. This is the first time I have mentioned this word. At that time, he spent half an hour explaining the true meaning of cynicism, citing classics and classics, proving that the characteristic of cynics is not cynicism but cynicism, and he himself is a cynic but is often called a cynic. A cynical person. In addition, although the behaviors of cynics and cynics have many similarities, they are fundamentally different: the former represents idealism, while the latter is a manifestation of nihilism.

I agree with these views of Lao Luo, because I also have a lot of idealistic elements in my mind, so it is easy to get the approval from him. To be more realistic, pure idealists are in today's world It is difficult to survive in society, especially in China, and it is always despised and despised by some realists and some people who are obsessed with interests.

I despise it, but the value of the former is that mm can keep that pure land in her heart from being polluted by the secular world.

Although Lao Luo tried his best to promote the true meaning of cynicism, he seemed to have little effect in New Oriental. , because he seemed to have found no one who could agree with his interpretation of the title. Most people still smiled when talking about Lao Luo and said: Lao Luo, what a great person, a cynic! Lao Luo was very angry~~~< /p>

Lao Luo also has another point of view. In a society ruled by totalitarianism, in the early days of its establishment, the vast majority of people are extreme fanatics. Become a cynic mm nihilist. This is also more realistic. After all, in such a society, it is not easy to keep a clear mind and even requires risks. mm It is ridiculous to such an extent.

Of course, many people despise Lao Luo for his cynicism. There is a person beside me, Mr. T. In fact, Mr. T’s views also make sense. Because Lao Luo is very extreme, he will definitely cause dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction among many people. It will be accepted by most people, and I don’t think anyone with a non-mainstream culture would have or disdain to have such extravagant expectations. As for myself, I don’t agree with all of Lao Luo’s views. What I admire most is not his views themselves, but how he came to these views and his way of thinking about the problem.

At this point, the topic has gone too far, and there is much more to say. Freedom , ideals, rationality... too many, and abstracted to such a level. So I always feel that the GRE taught by Lao Luo is secondary, and these things have benefited me a lot. Of course, Most people don't think so. They think that Lao Luo is an angry young man who talks nonsense every day and doesn't do his job...@#$%&

There is also a very classic saying that we all memorized in the end.

New Oriental’s information is collected and compiled by teachers such as Lao Yu through various channels, including real questions, so the answers are made by myself. In this way, the answers will inevitably be controversial, which is called historical legacy problem. Lao Luo said: "Since Lao Luo joined New Oriental, almost all the problems left over by history have been solved. "Almost" all the problems have been solved. mm is very humble. So at the teaching seminar, the old teacher spoke generously and said: "Lao Luo, you are so damn awesome!". No matter what Lao Luo said, Lao Luo always said: "Don't say that, I just stepped on the shoulders of giants!" "Ten lessons in one session, this Lao Luo said this no less than five times~~~

There are also some: "I have always lived so toughly", "You can't help but secretly admire me"...

--Author :Xinyu

--Published time: 2005-4-22 10:16:00

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Fatty Luo’s quotations:

< p>3. Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.

8. Having memorized dictionaries, I have only seen Lao Yu and that Guangdong lunatic.

9. Tokyo Massacre .

10. What is a pear-shaped figure? Huh? What do you think I am doing? My old man, Luo, has a standard barrel-shaped figure!!

12. This question has been asked in New Oriental never understood it until Mr. Luo joined New Oriental. The old teachers all said to me: Mr. Luo, you are so awesome! I quickly said: Don’t say that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants!

14. My grandmother was born in the Guangxu period and changed her marriage.

16. When students asked Lao Yu questions, Lao Yu would tell him a short story about his own struggle. The students were so moved that they forgot about the problem just now.

19. If 50% of the people in China were gay, the population problem would be solved.

20. Why? It’s very simple, because you are a country bumpkin and have never seen the world.

21. Luo Yonghao, a 13-year-old boy, witnessed a living black man up close for the first time in his life!

23. At this time I quickly took out my notepad and wrote my will.

31. Pleasant sadness

32. I am so jealous that you can meet such an awesome teacher!

< p>33. A real macho man dares to look directly at the bleak life.

34. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he has to hide when he cries.

37. Shivering with happiness .

38. Ah, it’s time to go to bed, drink two cups of coffee.

43. Feel refreshed after listening

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44. The two great tragedies of Chinese education: 1. Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. 2. Every school has a lustful male PE teacher. Let the boys play ball in class, and lead the girls to play games.

45. Girls are not good at this. If you can’t argue, you can beat them, but if you can’t beat them, you don’t have to beat them! Why are you making a report?

48. I persuaded many old teachers to quit after I arrived at New Oriental.

50. The life of a escort does not need explanation.

52. I swallowed it A mouthful of bitter water, but to her it is just a mouthful of saliva.

53. Wind.

Cold wind.

Cold wind blows. Gu Long wrote this to earn royalties ( Billed by line)

55. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

57.-------Where is Lao Luo?< /p>

-------If you don’t know, don’t ask, it’s gone anyway.

62. Note that Lao Luo never had a younger brother!

63. Sometimes, I feel a little nauseous.

66. I would be really unhappy if I didn’t do 1,000 push-ups a day!

67. Children fight more than they grow.

68. After 3 years, I have grown up!!!

73. I compare my character with them!!

76. You are not good at math , you can still become the British Prime Minister (Qiu Ji'er), if not, you can also become a Taiwanese writer (Li Ao), you can also go to the UK to write poetry (Xu Zhimo), of course, all of the above require a visa. If not, you can As a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu), you can also be a teacher (Luo Yonghao). If you can't even teach, you can also be a principal (Yu Minhong).

78. You can’t do this, otherwise they will think you are lively.

79. Don’t you all want to watch CCTV’s Spring Festival Gala? Ah, why do you still keep this bad habit?! CCTV’s party The party is not for normal people. But parents want to watch it. Sons can’t go back to the house. First, take some vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting), Xinzhou Hotel, and then bite the bullet and sit in front of the TV. . One year, something like this happened: Ni Ping said with a fake smile on her face: "Today's party highlights the theme of the party." It's so right that it makes people blush! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! If she can't get 2400 in the GRE test, she will basically get a score of 2400. The vocabulary is not good enough!

80. Dementia-type psychopaths are the happiest. They have reached a profound state and are in a very high state every day. And they can do whatever they want: you are a fool, what are you afraid of!? That’s okay! Being raised to be fat and white, they are always in a state of being exposed.

81. Politics is about creating contradictions without contradictions and then resolving them. In fact, it is about creating hatred. There is a question in the primary school mathematics textbooks of Pakistan: Grasp After finding seven Israeli prisoners of war and killing five, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that even instills hatred in mathematics.

82. Why should you not explain when you encounter a misunderstanding? Never explain! There are only two I only explain if: 1. My relatives misunderstand me. If I don’t explain, they will be sad. 2. The court misunderstands me. Except for these two, I will never explain. A truly tough and tough person will not explain! Damn it, even for a person like me You have misunderstood, what else can you do?

83. Caculus makes my head spin when I see it. I heard that when Marx was tired when he was writing Das Kapital, he would do two calculus and take a rest. That was why I I buried a deep hatred for Marx. But later it was confirmed that it was an arithmetic question and not calculus. It turned out to be an arithmetic question, hehe. I was the only person in mainland China who did not answer the math part of the GRE exam. When I answered the math section, I spent 7 minutes reading the first question. Huh? I didn’t understand it. I stopped doing it. I clicked on the next question. Unexpectedly, the machine prompted me to choose an answer. I was sweating. I came to the exam because I wanted to get it. My real score. It’s okay if it’s wrong. What if it’s right? ETS never thought that there is such a strange man. If it’s wrong, it will be very sad. As soon as I think about it, I don’t do anything. . So I dropped the entire math section and went straight to the following section. I took the GRE several times and failed to answer the math section. Later, when ETS sent me my scores, they asked me: By the way, can I ask why you don’t answer the math section every time? What about the math part? What is your purpose?

Huh? Hehe, I won’t tell you. I wrote to ETS: I will tell you if you refund me the math test fee. They ignored me, so I ignored them.

84. What do pesticides do? They help insects engage in eugenics. Better and better pesticides make each little bug look like a little Tyson. When encountering a bad pesticide, It's like a drizzle, but the better thing is to take a bath. And these little bugs are not idle when taking a bath. In Jiuquan Hotel, they sing while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!"

85 .My home is far away from New Oriental, so I take a taxi in front of my house every day. My home is too remote, and there are cars worse than Xiali everywhere. I don’t want to take it at all. One day I found a black Santana---it’s considered a high-end car in our place. . But when I saw the driver, I didn’t want to sit in it. He was dark and thin, with a small and shriveled appearance, and had a slumped, useless look. I couldn’t help but get in the car just for the sake of the car. After I got in, I realized that this driver was unusual. As soon as he got in the car, he looked like a man - he kept pressing the accelerator, only lightly and hard, and didn't touch the brakes at all. I was pleasantly surprised to find that "there are no traffic jams in Beijing!" No matter if the light is red or green, no matter how hard you go, All the cars gave way. It was full of sinful pleasure. It was so exciting. His withered figure grew taller. But as soon as he got out of the car, his eyes became cowardly again.

86. People are the most damn hypocritical. .You go to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff. When you see a person, you get angry just by looking at him, and you get upset when you go up to him. Then you feel better and don't want to die. You hug him and shout "Benefactor!", but he jumps off. The same goes for animals: call the object of human torture a benefactor. What kind of life-saving benefactor is the dog? For example, a little bee. They have worked hard for a year to make honey. Is it made for you?! Go up and grab it, drink it, drink it, and wipe it. Mouth, said: "Ah, little bee, you are such a hard-working elf!" Damn, if you bully it, you are bullying it, and you are disgusting it. It doesn't know. If it knew, it would definitely vomit blood.

87. When my family was poor, there were four people sitting in the room and only one and a half bags of instant noodles. Before we had eaten, another person came. The four of us regretted it - why didn't we eat earlier? Then People happily said that today is Thanksgiving! Damn it, there is nothing to eat, how can we be thankful?! He said let’s go to church! Why should we go to church if we don’t believe in religion? He said, oh, it’s Thanksgiving, there is food in church. We We went crazy when we heard the music. So five people rode three bicycles and went straight to the church. When we got there, we saw that there were candies and biscuits and so on, and you could just come in. We went up and had a crazy meal. No one cared about it, so we stayed. Good memories. We went there again for Thanksgiving the next year and saw it was a buffet!!! We all had a nervous breakdown. We ate like crazy dogs.

88. The most vulgar, homely and homely person is Confucius. .So it has been widely circulated. Like Laozi and Zhuangzi, it is too cool. He rides a donkey and wears sunglasses from a distance. He walks past you and then disappears into the distance, but you still feel that the sunglasses are behind him. It is extremely cool. What words can't express is Zen, the coolest thing. You can't realize it gradually, you can only realize it suddenly. The master took a stick. You asked: "What is Zen? Why haven't I realized it yet?" The master went up and hit him on the head with a stick. : Then enlightenment! How many disciples were beaten to death at that time. Some disciples were smart and after being beaten, they said, "Ah, I understand!" So they went down the mountain to accept disciples, and went to Ningde Hotel with a stick in their hand. If the disciple says he can’t understand, he will be beaten when he goes up: continue to enlighten! How about a smart disciple? There is no need to continue to understand, and there is no need to be beaten. He just takes a stick and goes down the mountain to accept the disciple. We have set up residential classes, sprint classes, 12-week classes, 15th week class hhh.

89. We are unfortunately neighbors with the money wolf (referring to Japan). From ancient times to the present, the little Japanese are either invading or preparing to invade. In his small and unlucky land, And if you don’t have family planning, aren’t you courting death!? The Japanese have been brainwashed since childhood: going out to grab resources is the right thing to do. Individual Japanese are pretty good. But put together, they are a nation with a split personality and a psychopathic personality. I have also encountered I have met a few good Japanese people, but I will never have close friendship with them. Why? I am very foresighted. When I go to the battlefield, I will kill him with one shot without saying a word! Some students listened to my class and complained. They said that I promoted anti-Japanese sentiment in class. Is this anti-Japanese sentiment? Now let me correct it. It is not anti-Japanese sentiment. It is anti-Japanese sentiment! Remember it. Don’t make a mistake when you complain!

90. When I was in the residential class, Lao Yu was not as busy as he is now. He would go up the mountain to give a mobilization speech to each class of students. At that time, Lao Yu was a god in our hearts. One day I heard that Lao Yu would come to give a speech in the evening. So they all ran to the show early

Assemble at the lecture hall. Lao Yu came after dinner. He picked up the phone and didn't say anything. He just let out a loud burp. It was as untimely as possible. We were all dumbfounded when we heard this. We looked at each other with expressions on our faces. They were all filled with the light of dementia happiness and said: What an approachable burp!!!!

91. Ezra Pound is the Deng Xiaoping of 20th century American literature. He could not get recognition for his poetry writing in the United States, so he went to the UK. He got ahead in the UK and then unscrupulously cursed the United States and wrote: Capitalism excludes poets. The United States is capitalist, isn't the UK?! Extremely confused, a sign of a poet. Later, E.P began to study politics. A poet What kind of politics are you studying?! And he actually supports Mussolini and participates in an anti-American radio station. He loves Chinese culture and is morbidly obsessed with Chinese culture. He has translated all the works of Confucius into English. He is obsessed with Chinese food and has no one in the whole of Italy. I found a Chinese restaurant and became furious: There is no Chinese restaurant, this country is finished!

92. Concentrate your limited flattery on a person’s butt.

93 .The stupid instinct kicked in

94. Lei Feng helped six thousand old ladies cross the street in his life

97. I walked around, thinking hard about the fate of China

98. Under the leadership of a madman, everyone in the country has gone crazy. Politics is much more terrifying than war.

100. Breaking the topic, Ni Ping must have participated in the topic

--Author: Xinyu

--Published time: 2005-4-22 10:17:00

--Luo Yonghao: Heroes do not ask where they come from

What's even more weird is that high school students also stood on the New Oriental podium.

Luo Yonghao's experience has nothing to do with English. His academic qualifications can prove that he is not a "good student" at all. ".

Luo Yonghao, who has repeatedly emphasized that he is an "intellectual", lives in Yanji, Jilin. He went to elementary school at the age of 8. In junior high school, he seriously neglected subjects and skipped school. He repeated the third year of junior high school for a year, and his results were as expected. He studied in high school. But he still wanted to go to school, so he played evil tricks. "This is a small stain in my relatively upright life. I went to high school through the back door, and it was a key high school in the state." He said. High school was still partial to subjects. The Chinese teacher liked him, but the mathematics, physics and chemistry teacher hated him. In addition, he came from a shady background and was scorned by his classmates. "I looked like a gangster, a bad guy, a gangster, and a scoundrel, so I was very depressed in that class." In the second semester of his sophomore year, I dropped out of school and "stayed at home for three or four years at a time." I read for three or four years, eating, sleeping, reading, eating, reading, and sleeping. I didn't like to exercise, and I became a big man weighing 200 pounds after studying. Fatty.

Seriously, I don’t want to go to work, and it’s not a problem to stay at home all the time. It’s very frustrating to just love reading and not be able to afford books.” Books are getting more and more expensive. , in China, the most expensive thing in recent years is books. People who really read books cannot afford books, and only people who don’t read books can afford books, so I feel very depressed. I am also restless. I always want to have some money and dignity. For example, go to a bookstore. , take a few books, expensive ones that you can’t afford, flip through them there, and read for a while. In small state-owned bookstores, the book sellers will look at you sideways, or simply ask you what are you doing unreasonably. , you won’t buy it either. It’s very exciting.”

From then on, Luo Yonghao wandered around the world, first setting up a street stall to sell used books, then smuggling trucks, selling medicinal materials, doing futures, selling computer parts hh, and later ran to I settled down with my sister in Tianjin. I wanted to learn English and immigrate to Canada. I first learned "Xu Guozhang English" and took two GRE exams to practice. I also heard that New Oriental was good, so I came to Beijing. He bought an English book by a New Oriental teacher and listened to it. Teaching tapes, I took New Oriental's class, and thought, damn, I can teach too. After he first found out the details of New Oriental, Mao spent three months preparing for classes in Xisanqi, a suburb of Beijing, and compiled a set of GRE fill-in-the-blanks In December 2000, I felt confident enough to write a cover letter to Yu Minhong.

This letter is quite unique and can reveal the characteristics of New Oriental teachers and teaching from another angle. Therefore, it is slightly abridged and quoted as follows:

Hello, Principal Yu:

Let me first check New Oriental’s latest recruitment requirements:

1. Have a strong English level, English pronunciation standard

The English level is not bad, the pronunciation is very standard, I have to admit that it is a little worse than Mr. Wang Qiang’s pronunciation. Many people with terrible pronunciation (Song Hao, Chen Shengyuan and others) can also be New Oriental Brand teacher, I don’t know why you need to ask for this

, although I don’t have any problems in this area.

2. Bachelor degree or above, English major is preferred

I really don’t like such snobbish conditions. This should be about strength and horsepower. Requirements of schools like this.

3. Have experience in taking TOEFL and GRE tests

Have taken GRE twice.

4. Have teaching experience , especially those who have taught the above subjects will be given priority

Taught MLM classes that were later banned by the state for half a year.

5. Be articulate, have strong Chinese expression skills, and speak standard Mandarin

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Not only is he smart, he is simply sharp. His Mandarin is very standard, except that he doesn’t care much about retroflex sounds (if he cares about it, he will also pronounce flat sounds wrong, so choose the lesser of the two evils).

< p>6. Have a strong sense of humor and be lively and lively in class

I will make them happy.

7. Have strong knowledge of life and science and be able to draw lessons from other sources in class< /p>

Except for Chen Shengyuan, the teachers I have taken classes at New Oriental (Zhang Xu, Wang Yifeng, Wang Kunsong) are almost illiterate, of course they are still young. In the end, all Chen Shengyuan’s knowledge is just that people can’t see it. He just has no knowledge.

8. He has modern thinking and agitation ability, and can guide students to strive for the future

New Oriental students are the most cooperative and easiest to be encouraged, because they come The biggest purpose of taking classes is to accept encouragement, there is no problem with this.

9. Under 40 years old

28 years old.

The following is my resume or Self-report:

Luo Yonghao, male, was born in Longmen Commune, Helong County, Jilin Province in 1972.

When he was in junior high school in Yanji City, Jilin Province, he gave up some things very early because of his incompetent nature. At that time, I hated the main subjects, such as algebra, chemistry, and English. Later, I had to rely on connections to get into the best local high school. This was also a relatively rare stain in my upright thirty years. Because I and our country’s education system Out of place and unwilling to compromise, I voluntarily dropped out of high school in 1989 when I was in the second grade of high school. Sometimes I think that I am actually far more eager for higher education than those who muddle through from elementary school to master's and doctorate degrees. We all know that when Qian Zhongshu entered Tsinghua University His math score was zero (it was later confirmed that it was actually 15). Lu Jiye also had a zero score in math when he entered Southeast University. It was a similar situation when Zang Ke’s family went to Shandong National Qingdao University. Do today’s university presidents have such a broad mind? ?Of course, it was many years later that I discovered that my articles were not as good as Qian Zhongshu’s. Fortunately, I finally found out.

After dropping out of school, I have basically been educating myself (of course, my self-education started much earlier) (before dropping out of school), mainly with the help of books. Because my family was still barely able to afford it, I was able to study relatively leisurely for a few years, "alone with the spirit of heaven and earth."

Based on the idea that "intellectuals should live a good life" With this understanding (in fact, it was mainly because the price of books was getting more and more expensive), from 1990 to 1994, I sifted through sand, set up a used bookstall, acted as an agent in the wholesale market to attract investment, and smuggled cars. , worked in futures, and also went to South Korea as a short-term tourist to sell Chinese aphrodisiacs and other supplements. The embarrassing thing is that none of these things made me "a little money". In fact, I struggled with *** Compared with most of my friends, I am even glad that at least I did not lose money.

I gradually realized that I may not be suitable for business. For a person who considers himself an intellectual, this is not very good. It was a hard thing to accept, unless it also meant that I would be destined to be poor.

In the summer of 1994, I found a job at a Sino-Korean joint venture in Tianjin and was sent to South Korea to learn stainless steel metal spot welding technology, 1995 When I returned to China in the summer of that year, unfortunately my sister also transferred to this Tianjin company and served as the deputy general manager. In order to avoid suspicion, I had to find another job.

From August 1995 to the beginning of 1996, after one An old classmate who works in a MLM company (Shanghai Yating) invited me to teach MLM classes for about half a year, and was deeply loved by the majority of students. Unfortunately, the country has not rectified but banned this controversial business form. policy, so when we saw that the situation was not right, we took the initiative to end the business before the mandatory order was issued. Because at that time I fell in love with Western music (all forms except classical), and collected probably thousands of English records. In order to understand what they were saying, What to sing? While teaching MLM classes, I began to learn English, which I once hated. I was in a local

I took basic English classes for three months at a third-rate private English school. Later, they refused to pay me the bonus they had promised me because of a pretext (I went to the court to sue, but the court refused to accept it under a pretext), so I had to teach myself again.

I really didn’t know what to do if I was stuck in a small place, so I settled in Tianjin in the summer of 1996 (I liked Beijing very much at that time, but the housing prices in Beijing were too crazy) and depended on my friends in the Northeast. I made a living by distributing some computer parts and later sporadically translating some English technical articles on mechanical equipment. I wasted my time until now because I was lazy by nature. I would like to thank the inexplicable prophetic book "The Centuries". Although I am not a superstitious person, When I saw the famous prophecy "In July 1999, a terrible king will descend from the sky hh" on May 1st last year, I was still a little hesitant. I seriously considered what unfulfilled wishes I had in my life that might be about to end, and I found out The only option is to lose weight. I have been a painful fat person since I can remember. Because of my fatness, I even had to hide the more sensitive and melancholic side of my personality, because fat people are usually subconsciously labeled by the public...