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Good joke: the wonderful martial arts scene depiction of "Tianlong Babu"
Good joke: the description of women's appearance in Tianlong Babu
Zhong Ling: The girl is about 16 or 17 years old. She is dressed in blue. She smiles like a flower and holds a dozen small snakes several feet long.
Jade statue: this jade statue is about the size of a stranger, and the pale yellow silk shirt is trembling slightly; Even more amazing is that a pair of eyes are bright and colorful. ..... This pair of eyes is carved with black treasure, only feel that the deeper you look, the faint luster in your eyes. This jade statue looks like a living person, mainly because of its smart eyes. ..... The hair on the head of the jade statue is really human hair, and the clouds are like fog, loosely tied into a bun, and there is a hairpin on the side of the hair, which is inlaid with two pearls as big as little fingers, shining.
Forrest Gump: A woman came out of the inner room, wearing a light green silk coat, about thirty-six or seven years old, with a delicate face, somewhat similar to Zhong Ling.
Mu Wanqing: The thing in front of me is like a new moon, like a flower tree with snow. Her face is beautiful and unique, but it is too pale and bloodless. I think it's because she covered her face for a long time. Two thin lips are also extremely pale in a pool of blood.
Qin Hongmian: Outside the window stood a middle-aged woman with a pointed face and fine eyebrows. She is beautiful, but her eyes are stubborn and fierce.
A Bi: A girl with a green fir paddle came slowly, humming a tune in her mouth ... I saw the girl's hands like jade, reflecting green waves, as transparent as usual. ..... The voice is extremely sweet and clear, which makes people feel unspeakable. The girl is about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a gentle face and a delicate body. ..... I saw Bi sipping her mouth and squinting at herself cheerfully. Her skin was as white as a freshly peeled fresh ling, and there was a thin mole on her mouth, which was even more attractive ... It was an oval face, elegant and beautiful.
Zhu: Next to her stood a girl in a pale crimson gauze shirt, who was sixteen or seventeen years old. She smiled at Duan Yu and looked naughty. This girl has an oval face, smart eyes and charming charm.
Wang Yuyan: I saw a girl in a purple tulle shirt with her face facing the flower tree. She is slim, with long hair hanging over her vest and gently held by a silver ribbon. Duan Yu looked at her back and felt that there seemed to be a misty light cage around the girl. She is really not human. ...
In addition to different costumes, the girl's face, eyes, nose, lips, ears, skin color, figure, hands and feet are different, and now the jade statue is resurrected. ..... A pair of eyes just looked at her faint eyebrows and her red lips. ...
Mrs. Wang: It turns out that this woman is wearing a yellow silk blouse and decorated with clothes. She looks like a jade statue in Wuliang Mountain Cave in Dali. But this woman is a middle-aged belle, less than forty years old, and the jade in the cave looks like a girl of eighteen or nineteen. Duan Yu a surprised, carefully look at the belle's appearance, I saw her than the jade statue in the cave, eyes, nose, mouth are not so beautiful, different age, although there are traces of weathered years on her face, but vaguely similar.
Kang Min: Mrs. Ma is smiling, her mouth is slightly bitter, and she is dressed in white mourning. At this time, the sunset was setting, and a faint yellow light shone on her face. Meeting her this time was not as exciting as the previous two times, but judging from the wrinkles hidden between her eyebrows and eyes, she was about thirty-five or six years old, with no makeup on her face and fair skin, which seemed to be no worse than Zhu. ..... The woman was dressed in white mourning, her face was thin and powdered, her eyebrows and eyes were full of spring, and her watery eyes seemed to drip out of water, and she was Gherardini, squinting at Ma Dawu's widow.
A Zi: After several noises, the flowers and trees parted, and a girl appeared, dressed in purple, only fifteen or sixteen years old, two years younger than Arjun, with big eyes and a dark face.
Ruan: I saw her wearing a light green water chair, which made her look slimmer. A big black-eyed crystal shines like a star. She seems to speak with only one eye, with a beautiful face and a Gherardini mouth. She is about thirty-five or six years old.
Tian Laomu: Look at her beautiful face and eyes. She is a beautiful big girl ... Tong Laoxi smiled, with a beautiful face and red cheeks. I am looking forward to it.
Li Qiushui: I saw that the person in a white shirt was slim and graceful. It was obviously a woman with a piece of white silk on her face, so I couldn't see her face clearly ... I could see her face through the white silk covered her face, but she looked over forty years old, with beautiful eyes, but there seemed to be several blood stains and scars on her face, which made her look hazy ... Li Qiushui slowly turned around and held out his left hand. Xu Zhu exclaimed, I saw her face crisscross, * * * with four very long cuts, marked with a "well". Because of these four sword wounds, her right eye is prominent and her left corner of her mouth is crooked, which is unspeakable. ..... In the picture, the beauty holds a sword in her right hand and a sword tactic in her left hand. She is dancing sword by the lake and mountains, and her expression is ethereal and bright.
Charming and indescribable.
Meng gu: but I feel that girl blows like an orchid, and her mouth is full of fat ... I only smell a fragrance, and a soft and smooth palm has seized his hand.
Mei Ju: But seeing that these four girls are not only the same height and thick fiber, but also have no difference in appearance. The general oval face and lacquered eyes are exquisite and unique, and the only difference is the color of the clothes.
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Tianlong Babu lovers mood phrase
1, long hair and waist, will you marry me? With waist-length hair, will you marry me? You may not be beautiful, but you are deep in my heart. You may not be handsome, but you are mine.
The scar of intense love never fades, and hatred is the only anesthetic. Hatred and drug addiction can never be eliminated, and love is the only antidote.
4, this is unintentional, how can it be cool. This is unintentional and there is no heartache.
5, red nails. Blue yarn. Looking back at acacia, pity flowers. Contact the lonely shadow under the monthly account. When I miss my broken, when I am empty, it hurts the summer.
6. There is a song that I will love you until the end of time. There is a saying that I will be your bride.
7, I will always be there, even if loneliness becomes the sea, I will always love, even if the scenery is dusty.
8. Stay with me for a long time, or leave after the game! Leave after the game, or stay with me for a long time!
9. Stay in your heart for a long time and be your goddess! Stay in your heart for a long time and be your favorite male god!
10. Do you still love me after all the vicissitudes? After many vicissitudes, I still love you.
1 1. Can we be friends? Is the beginning of a relationship. Can we still be friends? Is the end of a relationship.
12, if you dare to seduce the queen, someone will give you a red card. If you dare to seduce the emperor, let the wet nurse take the needle.
I am not interested in all your temptations. Please respect yourself. I have no feeling for your ambiguity. Please love yourself.
14, I still love you whenever, and I still miss you whenever.
15, everything bloomed warmly at that moment. All the romance and dizziness at that moment.
16, there is a kind of love, called your company. There is a yearning for you.
17, I am not good at studying and I am not beautiful. Why do you love me? I often fight, and I don't like you.
18, if I advance by one hundred years, my soul will be together after one hundred years. If you are a hundred years ahead, after a hundred years, I will bury you in linen.
19, we are warm to each other, but our hearts are still not practical. We cherish each other, but our hearts are still unreliable.
20. [Are you deaf? Can't you hear me say I love you? ] [Are you blind? Can't you see that I love you very much? ]
2 1, I'm not Jason, I can't give you the world you want, I'm not Nana, I can't write the years you want.
Give me a chance to make you the happiest woman in the world. Give me a chance to make you the warmest man in the world.
23, this neodymium, in love, do not disturb the third. This son, in love, don't disturb mistress.
24, empty fragrance withered roses, you are too lazy to explain. Quiet thoughts scattered green leaves, but he said it was hard to let go.
25. If you never leave, I will live and die together. If you live and die together, I will never leave.
26. People who have never been hurt will laugh at the scars on others. People who have never lost anything don't know how painful it is to lose.
27. The shy girl of that year became my wife, and the young boy of that year became my husband.
28. Woman, don't take your enchanting appearance as a cheap token. Men, don't regard their unruly character as narcissistic capital.
29. I will burn the smoke, the grievances will be scattered, and the ties will be scattered. I broke my string, twisted my infatuation and twisted my obsession.
30. I don't want the best thing as long as it's not given to me by you. No matter how good things are, I won't give them to you as long as they are not for you.
3 1, a waste of time, a kind of melancholy everywhere. A drop of red candle, a stranger, a garden full of different ways.
32. Girl, how can I tell you that your heart has grown into you? Boy, how can I tell you that your name is all over the draft paper?
Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years. But after meeting someone, I ushered in the best years.
34. You are my beautiful happiness. You are my exclusive memory.
35. The only way without you is the only way to wander and accompany you, and the end point is happiness.
36. Mickey, you never leave without a mouse. Cherry, accompanied by meatballs, never give up.
37. The past is our noisy willfulness. Now, now is our sad memory.
I can drop everything except you. I can forget everything except you.
39. I am a madman, a madman who loves you very much. I am a fool, a fool who has been waiting for you.
40. Love is a game that I am tired of playing. Loneliness is what I am used to.
4 1, irreversible memories, memories that can only sink, nostalgia that can't be lost, and only wanton thoughts.
42. Rock, cloth and scissors. If you lose, you will be punished for staying with me for life. Rock, scissors, paper, if you win, you will love me forever.
My mother said that girls should go home early at night. My mother said that girls shouldn't come home so late.
44. I don't care about the fleeting world, I only care about you. I don't miss the flower-like floating life, I only miss you.
Gu Liang, I love you and will never marry you in my life. Sao nian, I love you and will never marry you in my life.
Can you take me with you when you wander? Can you hug each other when you cry?
47. The same melody, but I can't hear the same melody in the past, but I can't find the feeling of the past.
Don't say I've changed, just say you're bored. Don't say I'm different, just say you're bored.
We all fell in love with school after graduation. We all fell in love with each other after breaking up.
50. Call Shuaibi ~ Call Shuaibi ~ Shuaibi, please reply. Call Meng Bi ~ Call Meng Bi ~ Meng Bi, please reply.
5 1, I love you, you love me, together, no problem I love you, you love me, I am willing to grow old together.
52. The lingering love is doomed to this life. The real world is destined to snuggle with you and me.
I want to have your future. I want your present. Forget the past. Just don't mention sadness.
54. In the past, there were three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents and cancer, which could not be cured. Now there are three treasures in Korean dramas: cute boy, soft girl and Lee MinHo.
Honey, don't call me a fool, no matter how stupid I am, that's your husband. Honey, don't call me a fool, no matter how stupid I am, that's your wife.
56. All obsessions are wishful thinking. It is natural that everything goes against your will.
I have no right to participate in your happiness and life. I have no right to ask about your future and life.
Please remember that the end of self-love is to bring shame on yourself. Remember, the end of infatuation is loneliness.
59. I won't simply say I love you. I only wait for your noble word to fall in love with you.
60. I am not a gentle person, but everything I do for you is gentle. I am not a patient person, but I have run out of patience with you.
6 1. Before dawn, let me have another dusk that loves you. Before dark, let me get another dawn to love you.
62. I blush slightly when I think of some embarrassing things in the past. When I think of some helplessness in the past, I sigh gently.
63. A good man won't hurt his beloved woman a little. A good woman won't let the man she loves shed a tear.
64. I clearly said I don't love you, but I can't help it. I clearly said I don't love you, but I can't forget it.
Girl, I want you to remember that I am always here. Young man, I want you to know that I am with you.
66. Is the color you can't touch called the rainbow and the hug you can't see called the breeze?
67. The corners of the mouth are perfectly curved, and loneliness is covered by a smile. Fingers pop up touching tunes and use music to whitewash loneliness.
68. It is better to regret your mistakes than to let you wither in my arms. I would rather you were hurt and shed tears than let you languish in my love.
69. Would you panic if I disappeared from your list? If you disappear from my list, I will go crazy.
70, color, light is good, deep will fade life, simple good, complex will deteriorate.
7 1, some people, we take it too seriously because we can't bear it. Some people, we don't have to be too serious, because it's not worth it.
72. Sometimes, some things can be understood without asking. Sometimes, some roads will become longer even if they are not taken.
73. You said that your bride would be me, and I always expected you to be the only one in my life, and the days with you were very happy.
74. My man is not allowed to be cute for other women, except me. My woman is not allowed to be gentle with other men except me.
75. The only thing you don't know is that I like you too ... The only thing you don't know is that I like you too. .........
76. Stubborn care just wants to treat you as your own. Unscrupulous dependence, just want to take you as your own selfish.
77. All my jokes come from a miserable life! My life is just a humorous joke!
78. It is said that beluga whales can hear sounds thousands of meters away from the deep sea. It is said that sharks can detect blood thousands of meters away from the deep sea.
79. Give me a good morning and let me know that I still have your company today. Give me a good night and let me know that you still exist tomorrow.
80. We know each other and cherish each other. We are used to your dependence on me. We depend on each other and are used to relying on you.
8 1, I don't recruit butterflies, I like the new and hate the old. How can I deserve your unprecedented beauty? How can I deserve your femininity and affectation?
82, color and black and white, I only have black and white. Laughing and crying, I just cry.
It is said that the hardest part of trees is scabbed scars, and the softest part of animals is the heart of lovers.
84. We met by chance, but we didn't have a chance to get together. I hope we can remember each other and be lucky enough to know each other, but we can't be lucky enough to be together.
85. Teenagers treat me with long hair and waist. Please roll up my long hair and put on a veil. When my career is successful, please help me button and tie my tie.
86, some things, time is long, just want to open! Some people, who have been away for a long time, say goodbye forever!
87. I learned to love you. Thank you for tolerating all my bad temper. I choose to love you and I will protect you forever.
88. The place where you stand is the destination I want to reach most! The direction you take is the journey I want to choose most!
89. On that day of that year, we met. On that day that year, we met.
Tianlong Babu Personality Mood Phrases
1, once in a while, a silent life will make you feel great, and a silent life will be miserable. 2, your heart can accommodate two people, I quit, don't want to make you too hard.
3. Good night, who can tell me this simple word all my life?
There are two you in the world, one is pretending to be happy and the other is really sad.
I'm not used to deleting our message records, where we have good memories.
6. Missing is a kind of mood. You always appear in my mind inadvertently. The thought of you makes my heartache even more painful.
You broke into my heart without scruple, but when you went out, you looked for an exit like a knife and a tree.
8. There is no wishing Kongming Lantern in the night sky, only my attachment to the air is released, and I am empty.
9. If I make a mistake, you can tell me. Don't alienate me and leave me alone.
10 I found that since I had him, my smile often hung on my face.
1 1. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth, and it is so true and profound.
12, lingering thoughts are burning the window lattice, and your sweet smile and thoughtful words quietly enter the text under my fingertips.
13, I don't want anything else, I just want someone to love you like me.
14, sometimes, it's better to pretend as if nothing has happened when you turn around and leave.
15, despair is the perfect expectation and expectation is the longest despair.
16, happy people will be happy wherever they are, and I am happy because of you.
17, I should have known that one day, you will leave and disappear from my life.
18, I was lonely for a long time, waiting for you to save me, but it was too late.
19, waiting for you, not because you will come back, but because love is still there.
20. I like dreaming, and I especially like dreaming. In my dream, I will make every good structure of you perfect.
2 1, love will be sad, sad tears, tears want to drink, drinking will hurt, heartache is afraid of turning back.
22, I covered up my heartbeat funny and tried my best to lower it. I have to say, it's good to laugh and cry alone.
23. Is there anyone like me who is still clinging to a fruitless result?
Fortunately, when he had many choices, he chose to stay with you.
25. I will send my thoughts to scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.
26. The sofa you are sitting on has widened, and the music you love has stopped. I waited for you that day and became a decoration.
27. We always remember the past with the present and the present with the future.
28. I am your sun. I will shine for you and light up your future path.
29. Some people, I can't let go, but they are helpless. They pretend to be strong and say it doesn't matter with a smile. The more they laugh, the happier they are and the more painful they feel.
30. I want to save everything, but you all turn a blind eye.
3 1, when you are in a good mood, it sounds really nice. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.
32. How many times do you want to free yourself, how many times do you want to indulge yourself and think about the last wayward time? But this is life.
33. Honesty will always bring you success, but it may be at the next stop.
34. I am tired to an inevitable extent, and I have no strength to be angry and care.
35. If you want to cry, hide in the corner and cry alone. If you want to laugh, laugh at the whole world.
36, some things, it is better not to know, the more you know, the more painful it is.
I respect your choice. Don't ask me why, even if I know, it's unnecessary.
38. It is raining here. It's hard to miss you. It is harder to miss you. May the rain bring you my thoughts. I miss you!
39. It has been a thousand years since I first woke up from a big dream, and my heart has nowhere to go. I left Mo Wen, and I collapsed several times.
40. The warmth you gave me is just a hard barrier I set for myself to imprison myself.
4 1. Say goodbye and we will never meet again. Say forget, all the memories will be dense.
42. There is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. As long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different.
43. I am finally willing to let go and live my own life. When I miss you occasionally, let the memories accompany me.
44. The streamer in midsummer is warm and bright, like our brilliant youth.
45. The companionship of mood, the footsteps of landing and the precipitation of time may be half the love.
46. The hysterical crying in my heart touched every nerve in my heart.
47, forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will always be never say goodbye.
48, love, printed in my gray memory, pain, stay in my pale years.
49. Only in dreams, when I need you, will you appear.
50. Don't fight for love, don't say love, don't love, don't really love.
5 1, too much love can't keep up with fate, it's not anyone's fault, but fate is not enough.
52. It is obviously the memory of two people, but I am the only one who treasures it.
53. There is always such a person in this world, who is your yearning and your warmth.
54. There will be no connection between you and me on the other side, because you only love her.
55, don't easily open the wound to irrelevant people, because it is others who are watching the excitement, but it is yourself who is suffering.
56. When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded. Now I know that good people are laughed at.
57. My voice is laughing and my tears are flowing. Do you know who's on the other end of the phone?
58. The memory of falling out of favor will fade away with the cold heart in the silent night.
59. In those prosperous years when the curtain call was refused, an eternal flower bloomed.
60, in the sparsely populated street, touch the faint injury of autumn.
6 1, who said that if you fall asleep, you won't be sad, cry or be lonely? Why do my dreams always torture people more than reality?
You'd better learn something when you feel sad and miserable. Learning will make you invincible forever.
63. Since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.
Personally, I think unforgettable memories have long been forgotten by others.
Whenever I am lost, only lonely songs accompany me.
66. I can only look at the blank you gave me and wander in the same place alone.
67. We used to be very happy, and every corner of our hearts was filled with memories of you, which would torture me to death.
68. Winter is always easy to make people warm, because a small temperature can also make people happy.
69. When a person is lonely, he is used to chatting and sharing music in the space.
70. Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.
7 1, close your eyes, those prosperous past events are like passing clouds.
I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?
73. The smile on your lips has become my belief to protect my life.
74. Between us, from the strangeness at the beginning to such intimate and profound girlfriends, in retrospect, we will always smile.
75. I am obsessed with that humble memory, just for a smile.
76. Thank you for leaving, which also taught me to be strong. Thank you for your betrayal and letting me see the world clearly.
77. Everyone is hurt in his heart. This used to be the place where the sky fell.
78. I don't love you that much. I just let you occupy your heart, without restraint.
79. Later, we all went our separate ways, and no one waited for anyone.
80. I'm not sad. It's nothing. I just don't understand why I cry.
8 1, people who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.
82. I'm not as strong as you think. Why can't you see what I'm doing to be brave?
You gave me a reason to love you, but you gave me an excuse to leave me.
84. I can love you until my heart breaks, or I can be dry and flat.
85. Take the initiative because you care too much. I don't contact because I feel redundant.
86. I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.
87, loneliness is not closed, pain is not self-pity, that is the dazzling character of beauty.
Happiness is like the shadow behind you, you can't catch it, but it will always follow you as long as you go forward.
89. How many youthful years we missed, but now we are hiding in the corner and secretly remembering.
90. I return to my memory again and again, but I can't find the shadow of our getting along.
9 1, in the window, love was born. Who is singing in a low voice, whose thoughts exude a faint, orchid-like breath, hitting my heart directly.
92, the mood is like the weather, moody, emotional, sad, silent, acting like you, I don't know when to take the next step.
93, learn to bargain in the vegetable market, don't think that you should still be very chic after 80.
94. I feel like a dream, remembering the past and worrying, keeping it in my heart, loving it in my heart, and missing you forever!
95. One should always have a new beginning. Don't let the past bind you in the hall of sadness.
96. Some things don't need to be explored; Some people don't have to care; Some memories, don't care
97. At first, we were all busy with our dreams, and gradually we were so busy that we forgot our original dreams.
98. The wandering grass can't drown out the inner thoughts, and the flowers on the other side can't swallow the haze in the heart.
99. Time is really cruel. I won a lot, but I'm telling you, it's growth.
100, I want to do everything well, but it always takes three minutes.
10 1. Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us very uncomfortable.
102, the so-called despair is a person holding a dagger to your heart, and you still say I do with a smile.
103, I desperately want to be close to you, and I want to know if I am in your heart.
104, those feelings that can't be publicized are blown into lovesickness by the wind, scattered into a wisp, and can't be piled together anymore.
105, sometimes knowing that you can't do it will hurt yourself.
106, friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.
107, some people live in memory and can never leave; Some people live nearby, but far away.
108, the world is really small, as if you turn around and you don't know who you will meet.
109, you are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person.
1 10, earn other people's money, the more the better, poverty is the biggest enemy of fate.
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1 12, you are always hidden in the deepest part of my memory, a corner that I can't even touch myself.
1 13, it took me a long time to forget, but it only took me a moment to put it down.
1 14. Now I have really changed a lot for you. Why don't you forgive me? A Hao.
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