Laugh heartily at classic jokes.

We have a lot of funny jokes here, and we can never get tired of reading them. I hope you like the following joke story.

Universities should combine work and rest.

Pay attention to the combination of work and rest in college life. Play games in the dormitory for a while, then go to class and sleep for a while.

Aunt who cooks in the canteen.

Cooking in the canteen, the beauty in front: Is steamed stuffed bun hot? Aunt canteen:? Not a beauty: Oh, then don't? The beauty was ready to turn around, and the aunt went on to say, it's very hot. ? Aunt, you won completely. You are so cute.

On the Function of Xueba

When a group of scum go out to play, they always try their best to bring a schoolmaster. It's not because Xueba is especially good at playing, but when parents ask, you can use him as a shield and XXX will go with you! ?

Two things that can be put on the glass

There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

Any animosity?

In chemistry class today, the chemistry teacher asked us if we had any enmity with the school.

Because whenever she says that an experiment will explode, we always ask, will it blow up the school? ......

good idea

Canteen manager:? The canteen suffered serious losses in the morning. What if the students don't come to breakfast? School leaders:? Oh, will the students start doing morning exercises tomorrow?

Good supervision of the people

That night, the school was cut off for the first time, and the whole school cheered. The teacher motioned the students to be quiet. I waited for 15 minutes, but there was no call. The director said that the students could go home that day. The students are very happy. Just as everyone was walking towards the stairs, the light suddenly lit up and the students froze. Only the monitor shouted at the back, run, run, classmates! ! ! ! ! !

College entrance examination zero composition

The college entrance examination is zero! Composition topic "Walking": Brother, have fun! how much is it? 200. It's cheaper. 150 night, as usual! ? All right, let's go! ?

Math teacher

The math teacher drooled on the podium and had a hard time speaking.

At this time, when it comes to a difficult point, the teacher established a coordinate system.

Worried that the students didn't understand, the teacher spoke very carefully. After building the coordinate system, he asked the students loudly: Do you understand that I built it so cheaply?

Picking fruit on the mountain

The teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. Teacher:? Xiaohua, what did you choose? Xiaohua:? I am washing apples because I picked them. ? Teacher:? What about you, Xiaomei? Xiaomei:? I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. ? Teacher:? The children are great! Where is Amin? Amin:? I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped in shit. ?

The significance of checking the dormitory

It's a strange thing to check the dormitory hygiene, which makes everything meaningless:

There can be no garbage in the trash can, nothing on the hook, nothing on the table, and no one lying on the bed!

Voltaire's country

In Chinese class, the teacher asked: which country is Voltaire from? There is a faint voice below: Is China's teacher a face of surprise. Seeing the teacher wondering, he added:? Isn't he Fu Erkang's brother?

The ever-changing me

When doing Chinese papers, I always feel that I am British. When I was writing my English thesis, I felt that I was from China again. When I faced the math paper, I suddenly found myself an alien!

Combine words with words

Let me use the neighbor's children? Bo? Help him compose music.

Did you write the example? Spinach? He wrote a book by himself? Pineapple? Let me make another one.

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