Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Describe a sentence that you can't get up every morning.

Describe a sentence that you can't get up every morning.

Describe the sentence that I can't get up every morning (1) 1. The first sentence of getting up every day, sleep for five minutes.

2.? I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

3.? Everything outside the bed is far away.

4.? Bed, please respect yourself and let me go. I have classes.

5.? Lazy sheep said: Happiness is to sleep with a full stomach every day.

6.? Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

7.? I was lying in bed on Pluto on Monday and didn't think about it.

8.? I'm hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

9.? Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

10.? It's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up.

1 1.? I really hate going to work on rainy days. I don't want to get up and go to work when it's cold. Walking, the trouser legs were covered with mud, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever.

12.? As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

13.? When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found myself covered with a quilt.

14.? The alarm clock abused me a thousand times, and it was like my first love in bed.

15.? Now, the only thing I can't leave is the bed.

16.? Now, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get down is the bed.

17.? Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!

18.? Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

19.? I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

20.? Getting up early is a good habit, and you will have more time to sleep in the cage.

Describe the sentence (2) 2 1 that I can't get up every morning. It's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

22.? I really can't get up in this weather. Every time I open the bed curtain and come back to wrap the quilt, there is no winter morning.

23.? Sometimes I don't want to stay in bed, but the dream is so beautiful.

24.? Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

25.? I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up.

26.? If a person like me suddenly becomes gentle, he must have slept for twelve hours.

27.? After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

28.? Restart failed.

29.? Come on, Bei Zijun. I have a school.

30.? Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

3 1.? Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

32.? It's really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing and explosiveness in getting up.

33.? I won't get up early, the earth won't explode and I won't get up until the earth restarts.

34.? The world of mortals is the most ridiculous and infatuation is the most boring. Might as well sleep at home.

35.? I stayed in bed, maybe I was thinking, maybe I was imagining, but all I could think of was you.

36.? I woke up at six o'clock, and when I thought that young people should be like the sun at eight or nine in the morning, I silently huddled under the bed.

37.? It's very cold and I don't want to get up. I think someone fished me out of the quilt.

38.? I like my bed best in winter, so I can't leave it in the morning, and I see it like Sanqiu at night.

39.? Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

40.? Don't sleep during the day, collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

Describe the sentence (3) 4 1 that I can't get up every morning. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts to get up, alarm clock hurts, it hurts not to get up, it hurts more to get up, and it hurts the most not to get up.

42.? I couldn't sleep long in the morning and died at night.

43.? Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.

44.? I like staying in bed because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

45.? Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

46.? Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

47.? It's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me.

48.? Lying in bed every day is not because it is cold, but because I haven't decided what to wear today.

49.? Wake up in the morning and look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

50.? What makes people sink in, but can't extricate themselves, is the quilt!

5 1.? I don't think about it in the morning. Bed rest is good for me.

52.? Outside the bed is a dangerous world.

53.? Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

54.? Lonely children's paper in sadness. The temperature of the bed is my irresistible passion.

55.? I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day.

56.? I have been lying for almost an hour since I woke up. I really don't want to leave my bed. It's too painful!

57.? Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. ...

58.? Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!

59.? I can't understand why I stayed in bed every morning and couldn't sleep the night before.

60.? During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

Describe the sentence (4) 6 1 that I can't get up every morning. Don't wake me up, staying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

62.? It was so hot the other day that I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I have caught a cold these days and don't want to get up.

63.? Now, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

64.? Stop screaming, there is no one in the quilt.

65.? It's cold, and I lost my will to survive, which is manifested in not wanting to get up in the morning.

66.? I have a heart to get up early, but my bed and quilt are unwilling.

67.? If one day I leave quietly, please bury me in this bed ~

68.? I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

69.? Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

70.? Those who don't sleep late at night are already lonely and addicted.

7 1.? I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

72.? It's cold, I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

73.? Families with difficulty getting up don't want to get up and go to work.

74.? I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it.

75.? It was still hot a few days ago, and I don't want to get up because of the cold bed these days.

76.? Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

77.? It's very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

78.? I don't cry, I don't make trouble, I just flip through the books and sleep.

79.? Winter has abused me thousands of times, and I feel like my first love for a quilt.

80.? People who can get up before eight in winter are forced by life.

Sentences describing the morning

Sentences describing the morning

1, the sky is as quiet as a mirror, as if it can reflect the whole earth. Birds make a beautiful arc from time to time from the sky.

2. In the early morning, the street is quiet. When the first ray of morning light came in through the mist, the small street ushered in a warm morning. At this time, everything in the small street was shrouded in the soft morning light, and the willows on the roadside hung their heads and took a gentle bath in the morning light. Tall poplars spread their arms like strong young people; The wet grass gives off a faint green color. What a beautiful summer morning.

The sun finally showed its face, and the birds sang more happily. Perhaps, the sun was shy because of such a warm welcome and hid behind the tall building with a red face. Instead of arrogantly emitting dazzling light, it blushed and slowly walked from the tall building to the sky step by step. When it is still in the air, it rises slowly and leisurely, as if enjoying the refreshing scenery on the ground from a height. Its face no longer blushes, but slowly glows with gold! At this moment, everything is full of vitality. The ripples on the river reflect thousands of tiny golden lights.

In the newly washed city, the noise has evaporated without a trace, and people's mood is particularly peaceful. Without the singing of birds, the sound of the wind blowing, and the sound of traffic, the street is extraordinarily quiet. Everything is immersed in the freshness of the morning, for fear of making any noise and breaking the peace.

5. At breakfast, Dad Sun showed a kind smile, and the golden light shone on everything in the world! Dewdrops dripping from the tree wet my hair. They are like naughty children chasing and fighting in spring. Just like reading a book carefully.

6. Passionate love is the first love that can't be suppressed. Passionate love is an irresistible desire.

7, the air is cool, the sun has not yet risen, houses, trees, dovecote, balconies-everything is dragging a long shadow, there are many thought-provoking and sleepy cool corners in the garden and yard.

8. In spring, the sun is warm. It extends a warm hand, which makes people feel very comfortable.

9. Naughty sunshine climbed up my window, sneaked in through the gap between two curtains and gently stroked my face. It's warm and itchy "Get up, get up." The sunshine tugged at my ear again, calling softly in a very small voice, as if afraid of waking me up and having to wake me up again. It loves me very much and loves me very much.

I love you not because I don't love you. It's better to love and lose than never to love. It is better to have loved and failed than never to have loved.

Talk about running every morning.

Although I am busy every day, I can insist on running for 20 minutes every morning, doing sit-ups every day+1, reading an article in the morning before 8 o'clock every day, and listening to lectures before going to bed every night. All this is planned and arranged, and it feels particularly practical.

Talk about running every morning.

First, running for an hour every morning is good for physical and mental health and weight loss. But everyone's exercise mode, intensity and time are different, so it is very important to master the scientific exercise mode.

Two months after Hou's death, I leaned against the railing of that river to drink hot tea every morning. Because of insomnia, I started running in the early morning, which was the turning point.

Third, I especially like that kind of person. The rules I set for myself are abnormal if they can be strictly enforced. For example, I get up at 6 o'clock every morning to run, and I haven't eaten staple food for many years.

Having dinner with the father of my grandmother's new wife's daughter-in-law, this Master Kong is really a great person. He loves current affairs, drinks and eats braised pork. He runs 10 laps every morning and then goes to the buy buy market. He just told us that he would live to 150.

5. I feel that every morning when I get up and run, I will experience an alarm clock ringing-I can't get up-I will become a pig if I don't get up-freshmen and children will occupy the playground to do exercises-get up and wash-go out-it's so cold. Yin and Yang are hard to play! ! Indulge yourself after the exam, haha

I go to bed from six in the morning to eleven in the evening every day. I listen carefully in class and try to finish my homework after class. I run and climb mountains every day, eat regularly and live a healthy life.

7. Every morning, when I try to cram myself into size 24 pants, I swear that I must start running today, but my pants are very loose at night, which really prevents me from fulfilling my oath! dislike

I want to live in a pollution-free city. I will run in the sun with my husband every morning, take a bath after running, have breakfast together, talk about the latest news or friends' trivia, and then work.

9. 17 Run 32km on the last day. 65438+February took four days off for catching a cold, with a total attendance of 20 days, 27 1 km. Running every morning and practicing strength and relaxation at night is probably the most serious month since I practiced marathon!

10. I like to wake up naturally on time every morning under the guidance of the biological clock, run to exercise, breathe fresh air, listen to birds, enjoy the scenery along the way, meet the first sunshine to refresh myself, and start a new day's life and work with full spirit.

Eleven, get up early and go to bed early every day, getting up and running in the morning is good for your health. The effect of losing weight, babies can try. Drink more hot water and eat more fruits.

Twelve, insist on three kilometers every morning for three days, eat only vegetarian food for two meals, run on the treadmill for an hour in the afternoon, and eat nothing at night. However, 1g is not thin.

Thirteen, lazy to cry! Want to give me four and a half days a week to find a place to work and study. God, home is the key to destroying people's willpower. Class is over again. You know you are at the bottom of the food chain, and you don't work hard. English will degenerate into French, and French will degenerate into Scandinavian! Every morning during school, I call my aunt to get up and open the door. At night, I ran too long, let her open the door for me.

This winter has brought old diseases. Because of the cold weather and previous strain, the whole cervical vertebra is very careful when sleeping and getting up every day. I used to exercise, but because I didn't run for a long time, I ran for two days and my instep was overloaded. I didn't know how to exercise. There is also a frown every day, my face is getting fatter and fatter, and I don't know how to describe my hairstyle. Just one day at a time.

Fifteen, every morning around 6: 30, you can always see the father and son running. I have seen it for more than three months in a row ~ I especially like such a father ~

Sixteen, my mother, there is an old people's WeChat group. At 6: 30 every morning, dozens of uncles and aunts in the group wake each other up, go out for morning exercises, run, jump rope and ride bicycles. It is said that skipping rope 1000 group, rest for 2 minutes. I asked the two groups why they were so old and still fighting so hard. My mother said that the motherland is still waiting for us to build.

17. Ask for leave in the morning to go to Baicaoyuan for physical examination. There are fewer people today, so I did it after 10. It was seven years ago that I first entered the White Grass Garden. When I first entered the company, I got up and ran every morning. There is also a clearing opposite, and the street is full of small shops. Now that commercial housing has been built, the price of rented farmhouses has gone up again. It rained heavily when I came out, so I went to eat some breakfast.

I have been running for half a month every morning, and my thighs are no longer sore. But after running for a few days, my right ankle has been uncomfortable, and my left knee hurt a little yesterday. I don't know if there are too many steps these days or the endurance in these two places is poor. If you can't recover, 5 km cross-country can only become a dream.

Nineteen-year-old Edison Chen said that he ran every morning, at first to escape, but later it was different. Running has become an important way for him to get along with himself.

Get up at six o'clock every morning and exercise for half an hour. Why don't you run and jump rope to the gym and have a nutritious breakfast? After a day's work and study, be careful not to sit for a long time and exercise at the right time, drink plenty of water, try to stay in a well-ventilated environment, have lunch on time, do some exercise before dinner, then have dinner on time and rest at nine o'clock in the evening. Generally, according to this recipe, not only will the cold get better soon.

Twenty-one, I got fat this time because of my schedule and age. In college, I wore 28 jeans and ate a lot three times a day. Except for running in the morning, I didn't move in the library or Internet cafe. It is estimated that my metabolism is eight times that of now. Last year, I still followed the diet of teenagers, staying up late and getting up late, and not going anywhere. I just sit in the office and at home.

Twenty-two, a day's plan lies in the morning. We arrived at the playground early. We organized a class group and started our first morning run. We ran three laps neatly. Although it is not much, we also feel that everyone is gradually integrating into this big group during running. Morning reading is something we must do every morning, and the sound of reading fills the whole playground. Xu Yuhang from Class Two in Dagu

Twenty-three, drink two kilograms of boiled water every day for two consecutive days. Running with a cold entered the second half. After washing in the morning, go out to meet people.

Twenty-four, the school playground has finally been repaired, and you can come running every morning.

Twenty-five, I now have an egg and a cup of soybean milk every morning, drink a bowl of soup in the canteen at noon, go back to eat some fruit at night, run five kilometers and do persistent exercise. I don't run when I am busy. So stick to the Chinese New Year? I'm going to be so thin! ! !

Last day of 26th, 20xx ~ Grandma was discharged from the hospital this afternoon and took Liu Liu downstairs to see the sun at noon. Suddenly, one year, Bao Da appeared. I only wish my family peace and happiness! I am also grateful to meet a group of friends who love running. Every morning is the beginning of happiness!

Twenty-seven, the running practice time is adjusted to morning, and the frequency is adjusted from every other day to every day. Next summer, I will find an opportunity to show my chest and abdomen muscles (8 pieces).

28. In order to treat obsessive-compulsive disorder and staying up late in cancer, I joined a 100-day running group and ran every morning.

Twenty-nine, another friend planted a lot of cacti in his room and used a couple's toothbrush; Couple slippers play in their own rooms: and if someone is willing to change your habits, get up and run upstairs every morning. We are wearing lovers' pajamas; Maybe it's a bit like two lovers' cups: sometimes; A good friend must read a book before going to bed.

30. Every morning, my heart is full of running, so I decided to go running at night.

About writing a blessing every morning.

1, I slept well last night and woke up to smell the machine. Turn on the phone and have a look. The initial greeting message arrived. It is essential to reply a short message quickly and wish the other party well; Friends care about Lele, and a healthy life is wonderful. Good morning!

2, gently say good morning, spread my infinite care. Waiting for your reply quietly, how much I look forward to it. The most beautiful day started from this short message room.

3. Get up early, wash clothes and move your feet; Eat well and grind your teeth long and high; Play until you are old, and turn your brain online; Have a good life and go treasure hunting on weekends. Have a nice weekend, my friend.

What wakes up every day is not an alarm clock, but a great dream. What I dislike every day is not others, but my immature self. Every day is not a long night, but a dawn. Good morning!

5. When people in love get into bed, they will fall down on the bed and mourn for a long time, even actors with acting skills can't compare with them; Single people only hiss, just like the first drop of rain falls on the sewer cover under the scorching sun, and then loneliness is like dark clouds and heavy rain, which instantly drowns the pain.

6. It's only after walking some roads that I know how difficult it is; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I know how to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

7. Friendship is like a jar of old wine. The longer it is sealed, the more mellow it will be. A short blessing can open the jar cover and taste the mellow wine. Friendship is like a red sun, which is a ray of warm sunshine without asking for a gentle greeting. Have a nice weekend!

8. There are three things in life that can't wait: filial piety, good deeds and fitness; Three things can't be afraid: age, loneliness and the future; Three things can't be regretted: work, opportunity and birth; Three things can't last: spending money, drinking and getting married. Good morning!

9. The morning sun shines through the window and sends my blessing to you. Turn on the phone to check. It's warm, a little on your smiling face. I'm happy when you're happy. Good morning!

10, autumn is coming, the sky is high, the water is wide, the wind is soft, the clouds are light, the flowers are beautiful, the stars are bright, the moon is hazy, the thoughts are lingering, the rain is affectionate, the sky is not old, people are affectionate, love is eternal, a new day, I only wish you, always healthy and more beautiful.

extreme

1, I didn't believe that love has such magic that one person can pay for another person without reservation. Until I fall in love with you! Every morning, I will give you my deep love!

2. The morning sunshine passed through the golden wheat field, and the scarecrow opened his sleepy eyes lazily. The most beautiful scenery, instantly fixed in the mature season, the best wishes, when I think of my friends, are sent out at one finger. Good morning.

A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in the morning. All good things begin in the morning. I hope you can start your day with happiness, luck, health and good luck and keep a good mood all day. Good morning!

The faint cold dew in the morning has formed a mist on the window sill glass. I drew a sun with my fingers, gently opened the window and sent you warmth and blessings with my heart. I hope you have a happy winter and good morning.

5, people are still, things are still, and it is weekend; Think about it or forget it, just say hello; Idle can, busy can, happy can; Today is good, tomorrow will be better. Sincerely wish: Happy weekend!

6. If life is a river, may you be a persistent boat; If life is a boat, may you be a sailor rain or shine. A happy life is in your own hands! A little encouragement. Have a nice weekend!

7, when it is hard, how much loneliness is known, today is a happy weekend, and the pressure is unbearable. Sadness and troubles should be over, please change your smile. Ask when your happiness will stop, just like a spring without end. Happy weekend!

8.good morning. Wash your face and smile. Have a nutritious breakfast. You are full of energy and high spirits. You are happy to make money. I wish you a nice day. Good morning!

9. May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

10, booking more is also a disadvantage; Sow more, and you will reap. What you give is what you get. It is better to give generously than to keep something. When you water everything, you water yourself. Good morning!