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Many people say that the Republic of China was good and full of romance. What is the reason?

The most brilliant thing of the Republic of China is that if you are lucky enough to be born in the upper class, the feeling of the blessed people will be particularly obvious. If you are a young master, you will be brilliant. When I woke up from the house in the morning, the little nanny Zhang Ma told you at the door that the eldest brother and wife were already having breakfast. Please come with us. You responded with a snort, complaining that his mother never let that beautiful maid Xiaohui wake you up. I don't know what romance is.

The aristocrat lived downstairs and was scared by four nannies to have breakfast. Your father said he would visit his own processing factory. In the afternoon, he and the governor will accompany the Commissioner from Nanjing to have a meal, and he won't go home to eat it. His mother invited several other ladies to play cards, so that you could go to school quickly. The driver will drive you to school. It's a mess everywhere when you go out. There are beggars in the street and the ground is muddy. At the school gate, the driver went back, but you didn't enter the college. You just turned into the side alley and entered Mrs. Wang's house.

Her daughter Archie has been waiting for you. You gave Mrs. Wang this month's living expenses, and this is your pocket money for three days. Give the money, and you will go to Wushan with Gui. Then you will lie to her that you want to marry her as your little wife, and then you will come to the college happily. When you go to college, nobody cares about you at all. When you sit in the classroom, you will talk to fair-weather friends about what you just did with Aqi. Some people say you are really stupid. Raising a woman is not as good as Li Chunyuan's or Mary's house. There are more than a dozen girls coming back from the northeast, all of whom are particularly beautiful, and a big girl from Belarus. You laughed at them contemptuously. Where do you know what romance is?

In fact, what you like best is to go back to your old house. The family is also a landlord in the country. These tenants will kowtow and shout constantly chauffeured when they see you, which is much more polite than the poor people in the city. And fighting and swearing. It's all home-cooked food. Listen to the uncle who works there, saying that the poor will pay back their wives and children if they don't lend usury, which makes you especially look forward to debt collection and always wants to practice an activity with your uncle. If you happen to meet a poor man with a beautiful daughter or boy, you will avoid their usury without saying a word, and their family will kneel before your eyes and be grateful. How romantic.

Analysis of the Republic of China, the Northern Song Dynasty and the Jin Dynasty is quite similar, and they are all brilliant periods of literati Jin Yong's novels. Suddenly I thought of a TV series "Parents' Love", which tells the love story between a soldier of China People's Liberation Army and a bourgeois sister. This film is beautiful, full of ideas and metaphors. What are the bourgeoisie in ...................................................................................................................... doing at the moment? Because China still gave them preferential treatment in the early days of liberation, they still lived in single-family villas, hired domestic nannies, got a good salary, had afternoon tea every day, attended parties, and released their dissatisfaction with the National Government every day, feeling that it was not worth their influence to pay them wages.

Ouyang Yi was such a royal scholar in the old days. While enjoying an excellent daily life, he looked down on many workers who had no education or art, especially his daughter-in-law's brother-in-law, a soldier of the China People's Liberation Army, and his later teacher. I feel that being a brother-in-law with such a lout is simply sweeping the floor. After that, this group of people was taken to send it. The most ridiculous thing is that in the evaluation of this story, thousands of viewers pity people like Ouyang Yi, just like the royal lady living in the dust, which can cause thousands of people's pity. When the daughter of a slave family was sold to Hongyi Courtyard, everyone thought everything was normal. If it is sold to a landlord's son as a maid, everyone is extremely happy to hope to get his son's favor. This is the founding of the new China. Imagine how happy and brilliant these people with wealth, influence and political metallurgical power should be.

Driving and wearing expensive evening dresses, walking in the hungry streets of Nanjing, girls selling children knelt down and begged for their charity, so you sympathetically took out an ocean, picked a girl with a particularly good appearance, came back and wrote an article to express your sympathy for the poor and criticize social problems, and then made love to the girl you bought. The next day, the newspaper reported the kind help of the nobles. You see, there is romance, popularity, complex, sincere love for the motherland and the people, the influence of celebrities, the true identity of young people who love the motherland, celebrity events and handsomeness.

To sum up, for some people, the Republic of China feels good, because they have not studied modern history and watched too much TV. Most of these dramas of the Republic of China were shot by rich people, by Shanghai beach and by military strategists. In which era and country, there were no rich people. Take a country in East Asia that loves to set off firecrackers as an example. Others also have a big G-yuan big princess! Counting the dramas of the Republic of China, from the military attack to the young marshal to the big Shanghai bully and even the big Shanghai dancers, which one is not brilliant. At the beginning, the signboards of dancers in Shanghai are hung up today, which is the top name of Shanghai (as a prefix, top grade, top grade, big name), not to mention the military commander, which is famous all over the country.

Even Chiang Kai-shek and Song Meiling are outstanding, but you are the mother of this country and the president of the United States. Is it true that you didn't brag about it? This position has always been guaranteed, without any sign of selflessness and fearlessness, and it has been labeled as romantic by others? The worst thing is that they are all hotel owners and won't be pawns at home or anything. Now he must be the richest man in the county, and at worst he is famous. In a word, that is the romance of constantly chauffeured, the romance of constantly chauffeured and good girl! Everyone who can afford a wife! Look at the people. Are they still brilliant? By the way, do you have a wife?

Oh, some people may say that the early years of the Republic of China were brilliant, so why don't you say that the Qing Dynasty was brilliant? How brilliant it is for a man and eight wives to take the lives of family rules for no reason, and then let you all settle down for a lifetime! Smaller, less knowledgeable, shorter, shorter. I'm afraid you only feel the Puppet Manchukuo, Nanjing Jinling, Shanghai and Beiping in the Republic of China. Oh, by the way, it seems that there are many concessions in the glorious Republic of China. When foreigners enter the concession, you don't have to argue! Sky was sent back to China to explain to the Kuomintang. Then how can people who are only reincarnated as ordinary people today think that the chances of Hui people being reincarnated as rich second generation are much smaller than now? Maybe you will become an ordinary citizen again, and then it will be over!