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Excessive quotations from girls
2, cheap, it is also an art of life. Being a bitch is an attitude towards life.
3, salary is like a holiday, you will be dumbfounded if you don't come in January.
4. The biggest pain in life is that I saw the rainbow only after going through the storm. As a result, I became blind.
5, listening to music, still uncomfortable, distressed, or reluctant.
6. Speaking is better than singing, but doing is worse than even singing.
7. In this world, someone will always give you a pack of arsenic, and you can eat it as honey.
8. Don't think that I don't know who will look at my crotch and giggle in class.
9. It's not terrible to fall off the net, but it's terrible to fall off for a while.
10, are you blind or blind? You can't see my good intentions.
I'm with you because I chose to be with you. I don't want to live in other people's way.
12, money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?
13, when I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are glass slag.
14, lack of self-esteem, words and deeds will be humble; If there is no awe in your heart, your words and deeds will be casual.
15, black is the most complete luxury, just like silence is the most hysterical cry.
16, don't flatter yourself, don't be emotional, and don't let yourself promiscuous.
17, everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.
18, sometimes, I wish I were a fool, so I don't have to think so much.
19. First love is beautiful for everyone and will bring you good memories.
20. You can never tell what true love is, because true love always comes with loss.
2 1, like you, at this age, it has fallen below the issue price.
22. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
Success will bring you confidence and courage, but you must wait until the next stop.
24. When a woman loses her mind, her man will know what the end of the world is.
25, you show off in an ostentatious manner, while I can still see, wait for me to go away, who will show off in an ostentatious manner!
26, knowing that it is playing, but also playing with you.
27, beauty is like a gem, better without modification.
28. A person's greatest weakness is not selfishness, passion, savagery and willfulness, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.
30. To give up one thing, we must first find another thing to replace it.
3 1, people are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.
32. I was challenged to say, bring it on. I didn't answer, I just rushed over and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down!
33. We are all lies, not cheating.
34. Prosperity is exhausted, and midnight is like water smoke.
35. Love is precious; The free price is higher; If you ask for salt, no; You can throw them both.
36. It wasn't the bullet, but the beauty killed the beast.
37. Once once, now now.
38. Someone is alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.
39. Don't forget your brothers and sisters.
40. People who live only once should live in arrogance.
4 1, education is bronze, ability is silver, contacts are gold, and thinking is trump card.
42. Treat love as a luxury. With the best, you can live without it.
43. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
44. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. I'm more polite. You hang up first.
45. After many years, if you are married, if I am not married, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.
46. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful. Buddha knows the truth. So the Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?
47. I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.
48. Although I don't know you as well as L 'Oré al Paris, your benefits are full.
49. I'm not a superman. Why do I fight for you?
50. People who like me will love you. I can't help people who don't like me. After all, I am not omnipotent, and it is impossible for everyone to love me.
5 1, feelings are like this, you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.
52. What if you are handsome? In the end, you will be wiped out by the small soldiers.
When you meet the person you like, you will realize how practical it is to be shameless.
54. No matter how serious the lords are, they can't resist the fox. No matter how strong an old lady is, she will have her period.
55. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
56. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.
57. Remember that men's fists and nudity are only hard on their wives, and women's eyes and nudity are only wet on their husbands.
58. How much you can worry about is like a pair of long pants for everyone.
59. The happiest thing in the world is not that someone loves you, but that your stock has appreciated.
60, the standard of white: idiot, money worship, love of beauty, have done it.
6 1, the most tiring thing in this world is to see your heart broken and have to stick it on yourself.
62. Because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.
63. I think the problem that I can't live without you has been cured.
You tear me to pieces, and I will let you burn yourself.
65. I just want to be a kind fish, drift to the shallows to find my love, and run aground on the beach before dawn and die.
66. You abandoned me when I was struggling. Why should I compromise now?
67. When you are brilliant, who will care about your bleak past?
68. If a woman follows the wrong man, her life is over.
69. Sometimes you need a heavy fall to know your position.
70. A person looks like a telephone, and he is beaten when he goes out.
7 1, life is just a stage, everyone is an actor, and we are just our own protagonists.
72. People who often look back naturally can't go far.
73. Men have stories when they have cigarettes and beer. If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!
74. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being.
75. Asking what the world is like will only teach people all kinds of jealousy.
76. If you don't love me, get out of my heart, my life and my dream.
77. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.
78. What is a sister who can't joke?
79. I am behind the times. Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.
80. Don't promise me a lifetime. I'm afraid, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.
8 1, you don't have that ability, don't say others are too powerful.
After all, we are all just passers-by in the world of mortals.
83. What I am afraid of is not that you have someone else, but that you are gone and completely out of my world.
You are unlikely to know my age, because I change every year.
Life is always simple, but we can't help making it complicated.
86. You will hesitate because you still have a way out.
87. Probably because he wants to see me, I live in this world.
88. What I earn is selling cabbage, and what I do is selling white powder.
89, not every Kotaro, will find a big Wolf beaten.
90. Miss's beard looks so euphemistic that she must be a good family.
9 1, there is no empathy in the world. If I get hurt, you'll never feel it.
92. Facing the sun, I kept my eyes closed, not because the sun was dazzling, but because I was blind.
93. You have many sisters, and you don't lack me, but I am the only one who is good to you!
94. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.
95. A man's face is his resume and a woman's face is her income statement.
96. Damn mosquito, if it weren't for the fact that only you could accompany me at night, I would have shot you dead!
97. My self-esteem will not tolerate your bullying!
98. List of men's lies, the first sentence: I don't care about your appearance.
99. I ate a bowl of sad white bean jelly, and I ate the cold feeling of Sprite.
100, if one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.
10 1, the noise dispersed, I thought there would be you.
102, the person who helped me, I told him never to fall.
103, not my sun, no matter how bright the light is, it can't illuminate my heart.
104, every time the teacher said, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.
105, one elder sister is bigger than the sky, and the third man pulls over.
106, I think I am very ordinary, and ordinary people are not easy to give love.
107, I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.
108, God still keeps you alive, so you must have his plan!
109, when I miss someone too much but I can't see you, even breathing quietly will feel unforgettable pain.
1 10, only music can bear all the sadness.
What I am depends on how others treat me.
1 12, the only person you can hurt is the one who loves you the most in the world, because others can't care about you at all.
1 13, you said you were my friend. I know that animals are friends of human beings.
1 14, you kissed me because of loneliness, and I didn't resist because I loved you.
1 15, the man who can't find the lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?
1 16, people who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't deserve my explanation.
Learn to adapt, and you will make your environment bright.
1 18. If you have yourself, you won't be swayed by others.
1 19, Shang: the water in the pool is unintentional, frowning because of the wind. Bottom: Qingshan's initial heart is a snow-white head.
120, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
Sad Quotations of Super Girl in 2020
1, born lonely, but eager to embrace similar souls. I gave you my heart, but you thought it was bloody!
3, holding your chest with your hand, it is very blocked, and there is a faint pain.
4. The promises you made laughed at me one by one.
Don't wait for you to go far before you realize that you have lost me.
6. The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking of you.
7. I went downstairs and he went upstairs. We passed each other at the corner.
8. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry.
9. I think your heart has already penetrated into your heart and you can't extricate yourself.
Thank you for giving me another wound in my heart.
1 1, I like you for a long time, but my poor words can't impress you.
12, I know deep affection is harmful, but I still stubbornly refuse to change.
13, I blew away the dust around my heart, only to find that it had already rotted.
14, I find it harder and harder to get close to you, which makes me afraid to go forward.
15, I don't have the courage to continue listening to your vows.
16, thank you for accompanying me through that time that was neither too long nor too short but hard to remember.
17. Loving someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
18, the most beautiful thing in youth is not the dream, but the person who pursues the dream with you.
19, I regard you as everything to me, but you never look me in the eye.
20. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.
2 1, in fact, I have always loved you, but you just don't know it.
22. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, provided it is worthwhile.
I still can't forget him. I know he will never see it.
I can't give you much warmth. But there is a word called doing your best.
25. I am afraid that I can't compare with others in your eyes, and I am even more afraid of losing you.
26. Looking at the child laughing so happily, my eyes are stinging.
27. Two people snuggle on different sides and recall the same time.
It's very polite to meet you for the first time. I didn't expect to be together for so long.
29. Looking at you secretly, thinking of you secretly and loving you secretly.
He is not my lover, but he stubbornly stayed in my heart for six years.
3 1, when you are silent, you are too careful and quiet my whole world.
32. I like you in my own eyes, not in others' mouths.
33. People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.
The most painful thing in life is that you know you will lose it, but it hasn't happened yet.
35. I think time is the best remedy, and all that can be cured are skin injuries.
36. Crying at yourself and laughing at others is the so-called life.
37. Crying and shedding tears is a cowardly catharsis, while smiling and shedding tears is a brave declaration.
I was grandiose when we were together, but now I don't love you.
No matter how many wounds you have, you can't make a scar on your heart.
Although you don't know I love you, I will never give you up easily.
4 1, knowing that the crowd around you is too crowded, I still keep you in my heart.
42. Meditate on a person freely, read quietly and think quietly.
43. I fell into the tolerance of blind infatuation and became your beloved diva.
44. Is there a person who you don't love, but who is kind to others and you are unhappy?
45, I said nothing, I want to fucking yell at Lao Tzu, there are many.
46. You only see her beauty in your eyes, but you can't see my charm at all.
47. Never expect how small the distance between us is. Just silently guarding you.
48. Sometimes I pretend to look around, but I'm just peeking at the person I like.
49, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.
50. Are you still there? Even if you are still here, we don't love it, because it is exaggerated.
5 1. There are no perfect two people in the world, only two hearts that give in to each other.
If I want to leave one day, I will leave everything behind and take only myself.
Although we will part eventually, please let me see your smile when I look back.
54. I also have a teenager who likes it very much, but unfortunately lacks the courage to express himself.
Try to smile and pretend that I am fine, so I can only say no if I love you.
56. I like you inexplicably and fell in love with you deeply, from the day I saw you. .
If there is one person who can make you forget the past, then this person is your future.
58. Everything should take into account the feelings of others. If I take care of others, who will take care of me
59. My heart is a blank tape, idling in expectation in the years of sorrow and joy.
60. I love you is my business, and whether you love me or not is your business. There is no conflict between them.
6 1, if the memory can be like a memory card, it will not be remembered after formatting.
I hope you can see my heart clearly. At that time, you will find that my heart is full of you.
63. After graduation, I don't think I will have the unbridled happiness of my youth in the future.
64. There is always someone who lives in the bottom of my heart but can't appear in your life.
65. Everyone is used to crying alone in the middle of the night and dare not let others hear the sound.
Yes, I want to be strong. I can't let others see my vulnerability. I can.
67. The best happiness is to care silently. The best comfort is wordless company!
68. If you like it first, you have to grovel, and if you like it, you can be insulted.
69. You don't need to be brave or lie. People who know you will naturally know who you are.
70. Only after being displaced from place to place can we re-examine the traces left by time in our hearts.
7 1, when I get up the courage to fall in love with you, who knows that you already have your other half.
72. The person who once loved me, who once told me that I couldn't live without me, finally left.
73. I can't be your best encounter. Do you mind that I am the most loyal passerby?
74. Always read the verification message, in order to admit your mistake when you come back, only to find that it is a mass message every time.
75, blustery, rainy, can't stand too much, why go together and taste the bitter fruit.
76. A beautiful love can win the time of war, stand the fleeting time, stand the parting, and stand the yearning.
77. I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a row of ants crossing my memory.
78. Because I once loved you wholeheartedly, now I can only give you up mercilessly.
No matter how you cried last night, the city is still busy when you get up in the morning.
80. At least once in your life, for one person, you lost your reserve, let go of your self-esteem and destroyed your principles.
8 1, don't have a hard time with life, because you have to live. Don't have a hard time with society, because you want to live.
82. The coolest thing is that I paid special attention to you, but you gave me permission.
83. What's wrong with eating meat when you are fat? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain without eating vegetables.
84. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.
85. When I am in a bad mood, I just want to be alone. Don't ask for comfort, just ask someone to understand.
86. There are some things I pretend not to know. I pretended not to hear something. Some people, I pretend to smile at you.
87. I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.
88. Some people and things should be forgotten. People never trusted you. Why flatter yourself?
89. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.
90. If a new function is added to qq, you can see the notes given to you by others, so maybe there won't be so many narcissists.
9 1, feelings will never follow their own patterns. Once you are on the passive side, you will become very sad.
92. Once my dream is broken, I will pick it up and try to piece it together, then it will be broken, and then I will pick it up and piece it together again until one day, I can't piece it together again.
93. I just want to live a good life. I am carefree and enjoy beautiful freedom. There are some things that love cannot bring me.
94. When love is strong, it will become thin. When I like a person best, I am pushed away by that person. Even if you love again, you dare not take a step easily.
20 19 sentimental quotations from super drag girls
1, I always thought we could live forever from now on, but that's just my idea.
2, I still like you very much, like the wind has traveled eight thousand miles, regardless of the date of return.
3. I can't hide secrets, and I can't hide sadness, just like I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart.
4, waiting is not bitter, what is bitter is that there is no hope of waiting.
Smoke is my oxygen, and only smoke will destroy me at all costs.
6. I am a normal person, and I will seek comfort from several people when I am injured.
7. Believe that the poorest sentence is nothing more than begging, and the dead will eventually come out.
8. Time has always made me afraid to say love easily.
I only want to be with you twice in my life, that is, now and in the future.
10, I have a feeling of being poured by cold water, and then my heart is on fire.
1 1. No matter how far you go, you can still see your dreams clearly and never lose your way.
12, yearning, pursuing, owning, trying, only after suffering do I know that some things don't belong to me.
13, I understand what you said, just some excuses.
14, a soft heart, dare not open to anyone, can only carry a hard shell and continue to wander.
15, I know you will come back, so I'm willing to stand where I am and wait for you.
16. There are so many people who love you now. What can my love be?
17, I don't care that pain in love is inevitable, but a person has a world.
18, don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid I'm romantic.
19, sometimes people are nice to you, not because you are very likable, but because you are stupid and distressing.
20. Your little kindness to me will shake my determination.
2 1, is there such a person, you have said countless times that you want to give up, but you still can't bear it.
22. Without you, the past is not worth remembering and the future is not worth yearning for.
23. I dreamed that it had been hurting me all my life.
24, feelings are understood as a kind of happiness, waiting to be understood is a kind of loneliness!
25. What once never comes back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.
Although I have a bad temper, I won't argue with dogs.
27. Have I ever told you that love is my unchanging belief? Did I ever tell you that love means keeping someone in your heart forever?
28. I am not very brave, but I am stubborn.
29. Time will not make me forget you, but will only get used to not having you.
30. Mom said I picked it up in Thailand, so I'm half man and half demon!
3 1, I've known you for a month and cried for a year.
32. What we can't resist and change, but let us be defeated, is called fate.
33. I am strong, at least I won't be deleted like you.
34. A miracle has come to make up for what was bad for you before!
35. If this is a relief, it will make me feel guilty.
36. I hope he will hug me when I am expressionless, and then say that you never need to pretend to be strong in front of me.
I haven't listened to love songs for a long time, because there are too many unhappiness.
38. I want everything about you, and your love is the only rule.
39. Squatting in a dark corner, secretly wiping away my painful tears.
40. Raise your head and face to stop the tears from flowing out, so that the tears can flow back to your heart and wash away the sadness in your heart.
4 1. Appropriate sadness can show the depth of feelings, and excessive sadness can prove the lack of wisdom.
42. Because of the different densities, the Baltic Sea and the North Sea meet, but never merge; Just like I met you.
43. I will wait for you like this, waiting for you to leave my heart day by day.
44. Missing can be like this. I miss the taste, think of your goodness, think of your smile, and miss you and me every minute.
If one day I disappear in the distance, please don't be sad, even if you can't forget it.
46. If you don't turn around, you can ignore it. If you are not drunk, you will be sad if you forget.
47. Please cherish those who are still talking after your reply.
48. The day I miss most is the day when I made fun of you and you smiled at me.
49. I'm tired of everything now, including that man.
50. How many reasons do you have to find to convince the wound in your heart?
5 1, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
52. Don't torture yourself with past memories.
I gave you everything I could, so it's over.
54. You said she and I would describe you. She can't describe it too much. I can't describe it correctly.
55. Maybe I miss you so much that no one cares, so it is easy to cry when I am depressed.
56. Your necklace was shaking on your chest yesterday. Why do memories make people dizzy?
57. As long as the heartbeat is instantaneous, heartbreak is only a blink of an eye.
58. Most people who are lovelorn are not sad because of their lover's departure, but because of their sympathy and pity for their own situation.
59. You didn't know my existence until I disappeared, and you didn't see my scars until I shed tears.
60. Love is enough to burn our flame. No matter a wise man or a fool, once they fall in love, they become moths to a flame.
6 1, you are my destiny, and all the disasters are borne by me alone.
62. When I am lonely and depressed, how many people can go to him without scruple?
63. Missing someone who loves you is called missing, and missing someone who doesn't love you is called meanness.
64. The feeling of being jealous is like eating a lot of broken glass, but you can't spit it out and swallow it.
65. Maybe everything will be a thing of the past, but I hope you are still my present.
66. Why do people always say I love you so easily? Never say love until you have experienced life and death.
67. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.
68. You said I was naive, naive and failed to live up to all your expectations of me, but I still know that I just want to love you.
69. Emotionally, we are not good actors. I can't hide my passion, and you can't act like it.
70. Don't get too close to the darkness, or you will be swallowed up by it.
7 1, I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.
72. At the crossroads, we parted ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.
73. I am walking alone in the dark. When the light comes, I am still alone.
74. When it is cold, people will feel sad. Just one day after leaving you, you are as embarrassed as a child who only needs my comfort.
75. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, and letting him go is to let himself go.
76. It's not that I don't love you, but that I have nothing to say gradually.
77. Really letting go is not letting go of others, but letting go of yourself.
78. Looking back, all the way through the dust, hardships and confusion, I still got nothing.
79. There is a forgotten corner in the world, and my heart will always be persistent.
80. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and for making the lies come true.
8 1, love is fried chicken legs, which is very beautiful. The feeling of being lovelorn is like eating fried chicken legs, leaving only one bone.
Super drag talk about girls' domineering, super drag girls talk about daquan.
1. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have given a doll kiss.
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.
Life drives me like a man. How can I find an innocent girl again?
It was easy to make up, but it was too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.
6. Never please everyone, so charming. Super drag girl latest.
7. Stop hurting yourself, okay? Be a charming bastard, gentle and arrogant.
8. If you are a wild horse and I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.
9. Like me, you can attack, suffer, be cute and be fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy and unrestrained. A proud girl deserves you.
10. Remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.
1 1. You can't be a good guy or a bad guy, just want to be your sweetheart.
12. In the future, I will take my son's name after you. If you cannot be my man, be my son.
13. It's naive to like you, but I don't like you to let your father mature in minutes.
14. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!
15. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't catch them, keep chasing them. If you can't catch them, break their legs.
16. In the future, I will be the only one in your heart, your arms and your body. /Shuo Shuo/
17. You are deeper than me. You are very sexy, with a large circle and a heavy background, but at least I am cleaner than you.
18. People who don't understand me, what qualifications do you have to point at me; Who are you to judge me if you don't know me?
19. Am I poisonous? Am I calculating? Am I hypocritical? I can't fool you if I don't do this!
20. If an apology helps, what should Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior and Lancome do!
2 1. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.
22. I don't want to be a female hooligan who fights in all directions, but none of you treat me like a little girl.
23. feelings are like this. When you are disappointed, you will never look back. It's not that I'm not brave and I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you. After all, you have your persistence, and I also have my free and easy.
24. Just be happy, there is nothing to care about. In any case, we will not leave this world alive.
25. Some people say that I am shameless and joking. I am not willing to part with such a beautiful face.
26. You don't need to explain to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe it.
27. Everyone has his own bottom line. I can tolerate it above the bottom line, but once it is touched, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do.
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