Funniest joke?

The escaped prisoner escaped from the prison where he was held 15 years. He broke into a house looking for food and money, only to find a young couple lying in bed.

So he ordered her husband to get out of bed and tied him to a chair. Then he tied his wife to the bed, kissed her on the neck for a long time, and then went into the toilet.

When the fugitive went to the toilet, the husband said to his wife, "Listen, this man must be a fugitive. You can tell by his clothes." He must have been in prison for too long. He hasn't seen a woman for years. I can see it from the way he kissed your neck. If he wants to sleep with you, don't resist, don't complain, do as he says, and meet his demands no matter how much he abuses you. He must be dangerous. If he gets angry, he may kill us all. You must hold on, baby, I love you. "

The wife said, "He didn't kiss my neck, he just whispered in my ear. He told me he was gay, he thought you were cute, and asked me if I had vaseline at home. I told him it was in the toilet. You have to hold on, baby. I love you too.