Tell a joke!

After two years with my girlfriend, our parents finally approved of our relationship. So, we decided to get a marriage certificate.

The person who applied for the certificate for us was a very enthusiastic young man. He said modestly to us, "Today is my first day at work. Please comment on my work. "

My wife and I pressed the" very satisfied "button on the evaluator. The young man was very happy and said to us, "Thank you and welcome you to come again next time."

It's getting shorter and shorter

On the dance floor, a man is dancing with a strange girl.

The man asked, "You are really a magical figure. Dancing with you, I think the dance music is getting shorter and shorter."

The girl replied, "What's strange about this? The conductor is my fiance."

Doctors know more

A man was hit by a car in the street. At the hospital, his wife said to the doctor, "I think he was badly hurt.

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor replied.

Hearing this, the injured person shook his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive."

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows more than you."

Happy New Year

After teaching my 4-year-old daughter a few two-part allegorical sayings, I'll find an opportunity to test her memory and understanding.

On this day, I asked, "Baby, what is the second half of' The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken'?"

The daughter blinked and said, "Is it' the chicken is an official'?

SMS liar

Yesterday, I received a short message saying that I won the grand prize and asked me to remit the handling fee to a number quickly. I replied casually half an hour later: "5 yuan has been deposited, please check it."

At noon today, I received a reply: "I have been to the bank for three times and haven't received your money, you liar."