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America 1

The monitor, who has money at home and is strong, is very good at school, but he also loves to fight and does things arbitrarily. Students generally dare not contradict him. Have a bad relationship with the vice monitor.

2. Russia

The vice monitor, with good academic performance, is the highest in the class. Last term, he just stood beside the monitor. Then something happened at home: separation! Doing things now is very negative, but it has a certain influence in the class.

3. Britain, Britain

Study Committee member, good academic performance. The family is also very rich. The monitor's sidekick has no opinion about things and listens to the monitor. The monitor gave Iraq a good beating the other day.

4. Switzerland

The art class represents the class flower, and her academic performance is very good. She doesn't hook up with others, and she is quiet and introverted.

5. Argentina

Physical education class's deskmate recently lost a fight with the study committee member. Now every time physical education class holds the study committee member, she is crazy.

6. Afghanistan

No position. Poor grades. Short stature. I was beaten by the vice monitor last semester, and the monitor helped pay the medical expenses. A few days ago, I smashed the two tallest furniture in the monitor's house and was beaten half to death by the monitor. Now I am losing my memory.

7. Iraq

No position, poor study. But he is a big guy and ranked fourth in his class last semester. Hard-mouthed, bullied my deskmate and was beaten by a group last semester. A few days ago, the monitor and the study committee rushed into his house and beat him to pieces.

8. Kuwait

I have no position. I sat at the same table in Iraq. I was bullied by Iraq before. Fortunately, I have the support of the monitor.

9. Egypt

History class representative, average grades, pyramid at home, so he is a history class representative.

Iran, 10

I have no job, my grades are not good, and I occasionally contradict the monitor. These days, my strength is even greater. There has just been an earthquake at home, and the class held a fund-raising activity for his family.

India, 1 1

Because he was very interested in computers, he became a representative of computer classes. His characteristics seem solid but unkind, and he often quarrels with his deskmate Pakistan for a table.

Pakistan, 12

No position. India's deskmate, short, poor grades, and good relationship with the Communist Youth League secretary, so dare to often go against India.

Australia, 13

He has no position, and his studies are above average. He called the study committee the boss, and he had no clear view on what to do. The study Committee member said one thing, but he dared not say two.

Israel, 14

Without a job, my grades are very good, but just seeing Palestine at the same table is uncomfortable and I always have to get a meal.

Palestine, 15

No job, thin body, no family background, often beaten by Israel, can only submit to humiliation.

Germany, 16

Labor Committee members (who have not been approved by the class Committee, but are in action) study hard, work hard and get good grades. I played twice last semester, and as a result, the then monitor of the class, Britain, lost the election this year.

17, Japan

No position, good grades. The ideological and moral level is very poor, people are filthy and scheming. Last semester, I was beaten by the monitor for bullying and grabbing things, and I was paraplegic. After the injury, I don't want to repent, and now I begin to "miss" the fish tank of the Communist Youth League Secretary.

18, Vietnam

No position. Poor academic performance. Thin. I was beaten by the monitor last semester, but fortunately I was supported by the vice monitor and the Communist Youth League Secretary. Later, I provoked the communist youth league secretary and was beaten.

19, North Korea

He has no position and sits at the same table as the Communist Youth League Secretary. His academic performance is poor, but his mouth is shut. He often offends the monitor. The monitor threatened to hit him several times, because he didn't hit the Communist Youth League secretary at the same table.

20.China

Secretary of the Communist Youth League. Both kindergarten and primary school have good academic performance. When I graduated from primary school, because I was sleepy, I didn't like going out to exercise, my health was poor, and I was often bullied. Last semester and this semester made rapid progress. Have a sense of justice, and don't be soft when it's time to shoot. Last semester, I had a fight with the monitor for my deskmate North Korea. Now the grades are improving rapidly and physical exercise is better. I often want to take it out on a few people in my dreams, but I am afraid that it will affect my academic performance, and I often submit to humiliation. The monitor is very worried about this.

But then again, it seems that the communist youth league secretary is older than the monitor.