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Where is the exercise book?
Exercise book, Sina Weibo famous grassroots, whose real name is Sun Jie, Han nationality, graduated from Qingdao University of Science and Technology and now lives in Qingdao. Homework help is one of the most popular grassroots in Sina Weibo, with millions of fans, which is more popular than many stars. His jokes are sharp and sarcastic, and he mainly focuses on miscellaneous topics such as current politics and movies. Each Weibo can forward thousands of messages. In 20 12, he played master Lu in the movie "Clouds in Beijing", and his book "Graduates of Psychiatric College" was warmly sought after by readers.
2065438+On September 20th, 2006, the Daxing District People's Court of Beijing publicly pronounced the case of Qiu, the brother of Qiu Martyr, v. General Personality Rights, and ordered the defendant to publicly issue an apology announcement within three days from the effective date of this judgment, so as to apologize to Qiu, the plaintiff, and eliminate the influence.
Chinese name: Sun Jie.
Alias: notebook computer
Nationality: China.
Ethnic group: Han nationality
Birthplace: Anqiu, Shandong Province
Date of birth:1982 65438+February 2 1.
Occupation: freelancer
Graduate school: Qingdao University of Science and Technology
Main achievements: Sina Weibo grassroots red man
Representative Works: Graduates from Psychiatric College
Hobbies: barbecue
Real identity
Whose is the "exercise book" This is a Weibo exercise book that has aroused many netizens' "human flesh search" and won the honor of the most popular blogger in Weibo. He has a wide range of interests in current affairs, movies, emotions and many other miscellaneous topics, and sometimes he is sharp and lyrical, and his witty remarks have attracted netizens to reprint them.
He can't remember when he became popular. But the "exercise book" said that he hated the name Weibo Red Man. "Because it reminds me of the red man in Yanzhaomen, I have been writing around the clock until I became famous overnight, and I have never lost my USB flash drive." Weibo's exercise books are basically reviewed by editors 24 hours a day, and those they think are "not funny" will take the initiative to help him hide.
In the top 100 Sina grassroots Weibo, most of them are classic jokes and life wisdom, and "exercise books" are very few bloggers who insist on originality. After the popularity of Weibo and micro-reading, some people in the cultural circle were worried that it was a "disaster" of reading, but the "exercise book" thought it was a process of scouring the sand with big waves: "People are getting busier and busier, and they have no mind or time to meet a certain writer everywhere. Now they need to be understood in the shortest time, and there must be a * * * sound. This is not a disaster of reading, but a disaster of writing by some writers. This society is cruel, so cruel that it will be eliminated if it does not adapt to the rules of the game. "
Personal experience
"Workbook" is a freelancer who makes a living by writing several columns. He used to work in an advertising company in Qingdao, because "my boss was always late until one day, I couldn't stand his lateness, so I fired him." Weibo is full of witty remarks, but the "exercise book" in life is a little introverted. "Only familiar people, or people I think are right with each other, will talk more. In front of strangers, I am basically speechless, and the more familiar I may be, the less I know what to do. Sometimes I can't even call my mother. " The "exercise book" says that this has a lot to do with my personality, "personality contradiction.
Besides publishing books, there are many things to do in today's "exercise books". Some dealers want to use his Weibo for publicity, some famous singers and record companies ask him to write lyrics, and some directors ask him to write plays. There is also a little trouble with the "exercise book" "After becoming famous, many people will attack it inexplicably, which is boring", so the "exercise book" says that they are not as interested in Weibo as before and are considering whether to leave Weibo.
Personal work
Publishing books
On 20 11May1day, the first work of Weibo Lederman's exercise book, Graduates of Psychiatric College, was published and listed. This book is jointly planned by Reading and published by Xinxing Publishing House, featuring the essence of Weibo's exercise books and blogs. According to the publisher, the book was out of stock as soon as it was listed and was highly sought after by readers. This collection of essays refers to Vientiane society, hoping to laugh and curse, and the warmth in sharp humor condenses China's online language. The author's exercise book is the most famous and mysterious online figure at present, which is deeply loved by countless netizens, and its unique influence has also formed the phenomenon of "exercise book". Zhang Ziyi and Chen Yao are her fans. Sebrina even said, "If Weibo can only pay attention to six people, there must be an exercise book".
Participate in movies
Beijing Blues-None, performer,
Sex in bed-no, playing,
Because I love the moon
The micro-movie "Lovelorn" (formerly known as "Together") is written by an exercise book, directed by Li Weiran, starring Wu Xiubo and Xu Jieer, and making a guest appearance in "God of Wealth Ning".
You Wu (Wu Xiubo), who was kicked out of the company's board of directors, set up a disintegrated courier company. In dealing with one breakup after another, he is numb and indifferent, only to complete his breakup entrustment one after another.
It was not until the words of a former colleague awakened the dreamer that he found that he had never really loved. However, when he prepared the ring and planned to spend his life with the woman he thought, he found that he and she were not pursuing the same love. At the same time, he refused a client's entrustment to break up for the first time because something in his heart was gradually awakened.
Sex in bed
Sex in Bed starring Wang Xiaoshan, Exercise Book and Li Xinyun. There are as many complicated sexual relationships as there are couples. Bed is almost the initial symbol of the establishment of every family, and it is also the ultimate bearing of happiness and entanglement. The disappearance of a condom triggered a war between husband and wife's bedside; Small things as big as sesame seeds are infinitely magnified and cannot be ended; A seemingly ordinary furniture "bed" carries the most solid emotions, and its existence is enough to resolve a farce that is suddenly on the verge of divorce. In the film, exercise books play the role of neighbors in friendship.
Screenplay works
Microfilm "Lovelorn" (starring: Wu Xiubo; Xu Jieer)
Microfilm "Love is Missing 2" (starring: Jerry Lee; Claudia)
The movie "I want to be with you" (starring: William Feng; Nini)
Quotations from Weibo
1, there was an opportunity to be a rich second generation, but my father didn't cherish it.
Loneliness is not that no one loves you, but that you don't love anyone.
Thank you for your love and help me find the rich second generation.
4. All sadness comes from illusion.
I don't believe in Buddhism because I'm afraid of ghosts.
6. Be a person who has side effects on society.
7. Girls in Beijing, let your boyfriends go out and buy you some snacks! Only in such violent thunder and lightning can it be proved whether he really loves you.
8. Happy Children's Day to the strongest generation in history. You must avoid polluting milk powder, defeating toxic vaccines, grasping formamide toys, digesting heavy metal rice, avoiding kidnapping your traffickers, sitting on a dangerous school bus, living in inferior classrooms, avoiding lecherous principals and rogue security guards, and defeating child abuse teachers. You are the strongest generation if you can survive. I hope it will rain all over the country and let you breathe clean air for a day.
9. "Sexual abuse of children" can be described as "taking children to open a house", "cheating primary school girls to open a house for rape" can be described as "taking girls to open a house", and "raping young girls" can be convicted as "sleeping with young girls". A society that treats everyone as mentally retarded will say on June1that day: China land, clear skies and Wan Li, colorful flags fluttering.
10, some bitches want to take photos and send them to Weibo for a barbecue. What a bitch.
1 1, you should encourage those who crouch in the dark and throw stones at your life. Whether they intentionally or under orders. It seems that you can't fight back and argue, but they don't know that you have mastered the truth of the universe: ignoring SB is the ultimate harm to SB. If you don't have them in your life, your life will be too perfect and a little pale and boring.
12, when you see someone you hate, you want to scold 10 thousand sentences, but when you meet someone you like, you don't say a word. Pride and humility use the same answer when facing two extremes. The more I grow up, the less I want to talk. If you don't talk, you can hold back the pain and melt the hatred.
13, it is reported that after learning that "the maximum penalty for carrying more than two cans of milk powder from Hong Kong is 500,000 for two years" and "the maximum penalty for carrying more than 15 kg of rice is 50,000 1 year", countless critically ill people from the mainland collectively sneaked into Hong Kong and left with three cans of milk powder and dozens of kilograms of rice. After being caught by the Hong Kong police, he was punished for both crimes and imprisoned for several years.
14, I dreamed of kidnapping a person last night, and the police surrounded me. I was so anxious that I didn't know what to do, so I told the hostages to run. The hostage gave me a grateful look and ran out the back door ... a gunshot, and then several policemen came in and said that we had killed the robber and sent you to the hospital at once. . .
15, after the marriage secretary lied that the printer was broken for 9 years and didn't divorce to save 500 couples' marriage, the secretary lied that party constitution was broken and couldn't stamp it. In 9 years, 5 million young people who joined the Party were successfully rescued. The headmaster lied that he could not open a room to save 500 primary school students after losing his ID card for 9 years. The cashier lied that ATM was broken for 9 years and could not withdraw money to save 5 million robbers. The Red Cross lied that the computer was broken for 9 years and could not publish data to save 5 million donors.
16, autonomous fall, protective demolition, vacation-style treatment, temporary rape, mild rear-end collision, harmony and stability, fantasy freedom, tentative suicide, contractual deception, policy regulation, transitional reform, rational corruption, rescue shooting, error correction, protective destruction, polite bribery, policy price increase, fishing law enforcement, election confirmation, temporary.
Weibo was blocked.
Be sealed
Workbook is a grassroots star in Sina Weibo, but the account of "Workbook" was blocked on June 5, 20 12.
20 12 at 23: 28 on June 4th, the exercise book was blocked for publishing several sensitive Weibo.
An excerpt from Weibo is "Performingart, HK", with photos of the Hong Kong commemorative party. Because the content involves sensitive events, it is directly blocked.
On August 22nd, 20 13, Weibo's account was blocked again.
return
On August 24th, 20 12, the exercise book that was blocked for 80 days finally returned. (Some people suspected that it was a hype with Sina) The first Weibo of the return was published: I want to hug 3 million people. 10 was forwarded more than 30,000 times in a minute, and now it has reached more than 250,000 times. Within an hour, the fans of exercise books broke 3 million.
Litigation event
On May 22nd, 20 13, I posted on Sina Weibo through an account named "Workbook", saying: "Because Qiu was motionless in the fire, diners refused to pay for the half-cooked food, and they all said that the barbecue in Lai Ning was better."
2065438+On June 30, 2005, Qiu Martyr's younger brother filed a lawsuit in Daxing Court, demanding that the defendant immediately stop the infringement, eliminate the influence, make an apology and compensate the plaintiff for mental damages of RMB 1 yuan. Daxing court heard the case in public on July 6, 20 16.
2065438+On September 20th, 2006, Daxing District People's Court of Beijing publicly pronounced the case of Qiu, the brother of Qiu Martyr, v. general personality right dispute in the first instance, and ordered the defendant to publicly issue an apology announcement within three days from the effective date of this judgment, so as to apologize to Qiu, the plaintiff, and eliminate the influence. The announcement must be published for five consecutive days; The two defendants jointly compensated the plaintiff Qiu for mental damages 1 yuan, which was fulfilled within three days after this judgment came into effect. The court held that the speech of Qiu Martyr was a demeaning and insulting act, and it was an intentional infringement. Moreover, the speech spread rapidly through the public network platform, which has caused serious social impact, hurt the national and historical feelings of the public, harmed the public interests, and also brought spiritual harm to the relatives of Qiu Martyr.
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