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A joke about a scholar rushing for an exam.
Once upon a time, there was a scholar who took his excellent boy to get his luggage and go to Beijing to catch the exam. On the way, a gust of wind suddenly blew off the scholar's headscarf, and the extremely boy hurriedly shouted, "Son, the hat is off!" " "
The scholar is a superstitious person, and he feels a little unlucky, because the pronunciation of "landing" and "landing" is the same, and "landing" means failing in the exam, so he told the very young man: "If anything falls down in the future, don't say landing, say landing (brother)."
A nod of great approval: "I see!" However, he was very worried that the luggage he was carrying would fall down again, so he tied it firmly with a rope.
The scholar saw it and said, "Tie it firmly and don't let it fall down again."
The bookish replied, "Son, I'm going to the ends of the earth this time, and I'll never go again."
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