The wrong joke

One day, the phone rang and I answered it. A girl's voice came from the receiver.

A: "Hello, help me find Xiaoli." Girls nowadays talk like thieves. B: "Huh?" None of my family, including my pet, has the name she is looking for. A: "I said-I-looked for-Xiao Li-"The other party was obviously impatient. B: "Sorry, I think you have the wrong number." I have a good temper. The other person is a lesbian. I want to keep my manners. A: "Impossible, you are not * * * * * *? I didn't make a mistake. " Just as I was about to hang up, the sound in the receiver increased by several decibels.

B: I always feel that my blood is surging. You have not dialed the wrong number. Did I get it wrong? I looked around and made sure that this was my home. "Oh ~ yes, I didn't hear it just now. Sorry. " I used the kindest tone. Answer: "Really, I told you I wouldn't make mistakes." She's still sexy. All right, I'll make you wrong enough.

B: "Who are you?" A: "I am a leaf." B: "Ah, leaves." I had an epiphany. "Xiaoli has gone abroad." A: "Ah? I haven't seen her for two months. How did she go abroad? " B: "That was a month ago. She called yesterday and said that she bought a laptop for a friend named Ye Zi. I don't know the address and I can't send it. "

A: "It is ... is it? I am a leaf, how can I contact her? " I vaguely heard the voice of drooling from the other end of the phone. B: "Please write down * * * * * * * * *". I quickly checked the contact list of world-famous enterprises and randomly selected a phone number in the southern hemisphere for her.