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Write a simple drama script
Jia Mingliang--21 years old, college student
Lan Lan--20 years old, college student, Jia Mingliang's girlfriend
Father--about 50 years old, Farmer, Jia Mingliang's father
Da Jun - 21 years old, college student, Jia Mingliang's fellow villager
Classmate A - 21 years old, college student, Jia Mingliang's buddy
Act 1
Scene: School playground (there is a stone bench to the right of the middle of the stage)
[Voiceover] Liang: Lanlan, come down quickly, I still have your book Here it is!
Lan: Hey~! I'll be down soon~! , you go to the basketball court and wait for me first~!
Liang [walking backwards from the right side of the stage]: Then hurry up~!
[Liang walks to the stone bench] Hey~! I said you pass the ball~! cast! cast! nice shot!
[Liang sat down, looked at his watch, and looked at Lan]
Lan: Here it is! (Lan sits down) Are you anxious to wait for me?
Liang: No!
Lan: No? Then why do you keep looking at your watch?
Liang: I... I look at what day it is today.
Lan: What’s the date today?
Liang: April 25th!
Lan: What about six days later?
Liang: It’s Labor Day~!
Lan: What about May Day?
Liang: Besides May Day, it’s May Day~!
[Lan seems angry, stands up and pretends to leave]
Liang [stands up and goes to pull Lan Lan]: Are you angry? Just kidding you! How could I forget your birthday gift?
Lan: I hate it~! (Broken tears turn into laughter) So what are you going to give me as a birthday gift?
Liang: I’ll give you a bouquet of roses!
Lan: [angry, sitting back on the stool] You can only send flowers?
Liang: (Coaxing Lanlan) Then what do you want?
Lan: I want the skirt that I fell in love with when we went shopping last time. Doesn’t it look good on me? But you forgot to bring money last time!
Liang: Just the one with more than 200?
Lan: Yes!
[Brilliant face showing embarrassment]
Lan: What’s the matter? Isn’t your dad a big boss? Ask him if he wants more! (Take out chewing gum)
Liang: I...hey! OK, I’ll buy it for you! (whispers) I’ll buy you another birthday cake.
Lan: Great! Let’s take the new Crystal Lover from Hollyland.
So romantic!
Liang: How long will it take?
Lan: Just over 200~!
Liang: Huh?
Lan: What’s wrong?
Liang: Nothing! nothing!
Lan: Then it’s settled~! I knew you were the best to me! (Looking at the watch) I have to go to class! Bye-Bye! (Exit)
[Liang sits on a stone bench and worries about classmate A, who is on the phone from the left side of the stage]
A: Brother Liu, I am short of money! I’ll give it to you in two days! ……no! That guy Jia Mingliang owes me four hundred yuan, and he still hasn’t paid it back...
I know! I know! Just wait a moment, and when he returns it to me, I will definitely return it to you~! ……must! must! no problem! good! Thank you Brother Liu, see you then!
[Liang Mingliang prepares to run away]
A: Jia Mingliang! Hey! It's really your boy!
Liang [grabbing the conversation]: Brother Wang, I’m in a hurry and have to leave first. See you later~! [Want to leave]
A: [Grab Liang] Stop right here, kid! I've been looking for you for several days! Say it! When will you pay back the four hundred yuan you owe me?
Liang: Brother Wang, I’m really sorry for you. I just paid back the fat man three hundred dollars two days ago, and this little kid asked me for another two hundred dollars. There’s nothing I can do now~!
A: Yes! Don't do this to me! Now if you give me a guarantee, when will you replace me?
Liang: Do you think...will it be completed next month?
A: [Impatient] Next month! next month! How much have you told me about next month?
Liang: I can’t help it!
A: Thinking of our friends, May 1st! If you can't pay back the money then, don't blame me for being rude!
Liang: OK! no problem! [Under Armor]
Liang: Walk slowly! Hey~! I'm still worried about Lan Lan's birthday! Here comes another debtor! I owe a lot of debt, who is willing to lend it to me? What can we do?
[Thinking] It seems that this is the only way. (Liang from the lower right)
Act 2
[Liang took out paper and pen, sat down to write a letter, dad from the upper left, looking very happy]
< p>[Voice-over] Uncle, what are you doing?Dad: Oh! His second aunt! A letter came from Liangzi today. I have to go home and take a look!
[Voice-over] Look how happy you are!
[Dad laughed, kept walking, walked to the steps and sat down, lit the cigarette pot, and read the letter]
Liang: Dad, are you feeling well?
Dad: Okay, okay, okay, as long as you study hard in school, Dad will be fine with everything!
Liang: I don’t plan to go home this May Day.
Dad: [stands up] Why aren’t you coming back? Did something happen at school?
Liang: Dad, don’t worry, a TV station has asked me to do an internship.
Dad: [turning worries into joy] What a good thing! It’s time to make a career! It’s time to make a career!
Liang: But people said... I have to pay a thousand yuan in internship fees. I...
Dad: Hey! Why is it so difficult to support a college student now? This money? Think of another way~!
Act 3
[Lan Lan pulls Jia Mingliang from the top right]
Lan: Dear, do you have something to give me?
Liang: What is it?
Lan: [angry] Disgusting! Have you forgotten again? Where is the birthday gift you promised me?
Liang: Oh! Aren’t you busy these two days~! Can I buy it in two days?
Lan: No! I want it now!
Liang: Be obedient! Let's go buy it tomorrow, okay?
[Lan's face is unhappy]
[The army comes on stage]
Jun: Jia Mingliang! Jia Mingliang!
Liang: [impatient] What’s the matter?
Jun: Come here!
[Highlight Smoke]
Jun: Liangzi, what do you think you have become now?
Liang: What’s wrong with me?
Jun: Look at what you are like now. You have been in college for less than a year. You smoke, drink, fight, and skip classes. You...
Liang: What does this have to do with you?
Jun: Okay, okay, it’s none of my business.
[Angrily about to leave, then turned back] This is the money your father asked me to bring you, give it to you! ...
[Liang took the money and watched the fate of the army]
Lan: Let’s go to the streets now~!
Liang: Let’s go~!
Act 4
[In the morning, in a corner of the playground, Lan is wearing a new skirt and practicing her voice with a mirror]
Lan: Hey, ha,...eight Hundreds of pacesetters, Ben Beipo
[The army enters the scene] The army: Lan Lan!
Lan: Hey, Dajun is going to class?
Da Jun: No, I’m here to find you.
Lan: Is something wrong? oh. Look, the dress Mingliang bought for me. Does it look good? (turning in circles)
Dajun: [expressionless]
Lan: Tell me, what do you want from me?
Da Jun: [thinking for a while] Then I told you not to blame Mingliang, okay?
Lan: What’s the matter? You’re so serious, let’s talk about it now.
Da Jun: Actually, Mingliang’s father is not a big boss at all. Like me, he is from the countryside.
Lan: [Excited] Impossible! He bought me a dress and a cake yesterday, and we went to the park. . . . . .
Dajun: Jia Mingliang, Jia Mingliang, all you have is money from selling your father’s blood!
Lan: What? What? This, this, how is this possible? !
Da Jun: [takes out the letter] Read it yourself!
Lan: [Takes the letter, puts it aside impatiently, and reads it quickly] Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible (runs down)
Act 5
Lan: [expressionless, holding the letter, standing there]
[Liang followed the scene]. What's the matter, so anxious?
Lan: Liangzi, let me ask you again, is your dad the big boss?
Jia: Lanlan, what are you doing?
Lan [loudly] Answer me!
Jia: [hesitating] Didn’t I tell you earlier?
Lan: [wry smile] You are still going to lie to me. You have been lying to me from beginning to end. For your own vanity, how long are you going to lie to me? !
Jia: [Planning to go up to Lalanlan] Lanlan
Lan: [Shake away] Don’t touch me!
Jia: Lanlan, can you listen to my explanation?
Lan [crying] These clothes were all bought by your father by selling his blood. You still have to explain, what are you going to explain? (Give the letter to Liang) Take a look
Liang: [Shocked, took the letter and opened it, Lan ran down]
The lights gradually dimmed, Liang and his father chased the light
Dad: Liangzi, I received your letter. Everything is fine at home. Don’t worry about it. This year our family has a good harvest. Dad has opened a tofu shop. Folks from villages all over the place come to buy dad's tofu.
Everyone says you are promising, and dad is very happy.
Liang: Dad~!
Dad: Ryoko, you must cherish these few years of school~! Study hard and don’t let down the expectations of your parents and fellow villagers~!
Liang: [Action]
Dad: Liangzi, outside is not as good as at home. Don’t wrong yourself. Just buy whatever you want to eat and drink... Your mother will die early. You have endured a lot of hardships following your father, but in his heart...
Liang: Dad! I know it’s not easy for you at home~!
Dad: Isn’t it easy? What's not easy? As long as you study hard, dad will give you away even if he is a thief!
Liang: Dad~!
Dad: Liangzi, I still remember the year you were in high school. You got the first place in our county. Dad was so happy that he didn’t sleep all night. But our family was poor and he had no money to buy it for you. What a gift, I just made a meal of dumplings for you.
Liang: That dumpling is so delicious~! I still can't forget that taste. In order to support me in college, you worked all day long and worked hard all day, and your hair turned completely white. I am sorry for you, I have embarrassed you,
Dad... [kneel]
[Dad stretched out his hand in the bright direction and looked into the distance]
"Birthday" A touching birthday
The character teacher is about 20 years old and has just graduated from the normal school.
Students in the sixth grade of elementary school.
Time: Teacher’s Day a certain year.
Location dormitory; classroom.
Scene 1 In a teacher's dormitory, there is a table and a chair, with lamps, books, etc. on the table.
[Current opening: The teacher appears, enters the dormitory, puts down the cardboard box, sits at the table, takes out the photo frame, touches it, and talks to himself]
Teacher’s mother, look, I promised you that I would never cry again, but today, I made an exception. These students are so cute. Look, these are the greeting cards they gave me. They were all made by themselves. Well, this is Xiaoqiang’s painting. , and Xiao Li's poems, and this, this... Mom, today is my birthday, and it is also the first Teacher's Day I have celebrated. I will celebrate the second, third, and fourth. Mom, you are right. I will never regret choosing to be a teacher in my life. Because just now...
(Shift to memory)
In the second classroom, teachers and students The classroom is being decorated. There are people moving tables, cleaning chairs, writing on the blackboard, and carrying water.
Student A, teacher, do you think this is okay?
Teacher, yes, it’s pretty good.
Student B, teacher, look, are our tables lined up?
Teacher, move back a little bit, hey, yes, yes, okay, okay.
Student C (leaning towards the teacher) Look, Xiaomei is in a daze again!
Teacher, she is tired, let her take a rest!
Student D, teacher, please help me with a rag.
[The teacher heard the sound and walked towards the bucket, but the rag was thrown away and fell into the bucket. The water splashed out and wet the teacher's face. She quickly took off her glasses]
Student D I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't mean it, I...
Teacher, it's okay, it's okay, I'm going to wash up, you guys hurry up, the class meeting will start in a while.
Student B, it’s all you, why are you throwing it away? Look, the teacher's clothes are all wet!
Student D, I didn’t mean it, besides...
B, C: You’re just wrong! ...
Xiaomei, don’t make any noise. Do you think our teacher looks like the same person? It looked more like she just took off her glasses!
Student D looks like a person? Zhang Huimei?
Xiaomei No!
Does Student A look like Rene Liu?
Xiaomei Hmm... (shakes head)
Student B Oh, I know, (students gathered) it’s Andy Lau.
[Students disperse]
Together, what!
Student D, is the teacher male or female?
Student B, of course the teacher is female, but, but, tell me, who does the teacher look like?
Xiaomei, I don’t know either! She just looks like a person anyway.
Student D Teacher, the teacher is like a person, she is a person.
Xiaomei, I’m talking about you! (angrily)
Student A, okay, okay, (pulls Xiaomei aside) Xiaomei, I see you are a celebrity and you look like everyone!
Teacher (entering the classroom) Who looks like whom?
Student A: Nothing, nothing. (Concealing)
Student B Xiaomei said that you look like the same person. (Stopped by A)
The teacher is like a person... (Thoughtfully, putting on glasses) Let’s not talk about this anymore, it’s almost time, let’s get started!
Student A: Well, everyone, sit down. (pause, clear throat) Now, the "My Ideal" themed class meeting for Class A of sixth grade has officially begun. Today is Teachers’ Day, September 10th. Let us first wish our teachers a Happy Teachers’ Day!
Teacher, thank you, thank you all.
Student A. Now, let us all talk about our ideals.
Teacher, classmates 1, today is our class meeting, you don’t have to act like you are in class, just be casual and active!
Student B (turning to both sides) Do you want to say it first? You say it first? No, let me go first! My ideal is to be a soldier and protect my family and country!
Student C Come on, you are the only one who still protects the country.
Student B, what’s wrong with me? What about you, what is your ideal?
Student C My ideal is to be a doctor, a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...
Xiao Mei, Meow Meow Meow, do you want to be a veterinarian? (Everyone laughs)
Student C is not the case!
Master, is it a wonderful rejuvenation?
Student C: Yes, I want to be a doctor who can rejuvenate people.
Student D, look, what are your ideals? It's so ordinary. When I grow up, I will become a famous architect and build the tallest and most beautiful building in the world. Hey, do you know why the World Trade Center was bombed?
Qi Qi (seriously) Why?
Student D is waiting for me to recreate it! (Everyone booed)
Xiaomei, don’t argue, don’t argue, I want to talk about my ideal, and I have to make it clear...
Stars together!
Student B Everyone on earth knows!
Xiao Mei, this is my ideal, what happened to the stars? They also need to pay in order to gain something. This is what the teacher said, right, teacher?
Teacher, yes, no matter what your ideal is, you will gain something only if you truly pay for it.
Student A: Hey, teacher, what is your ideal?
[A remark that aroused everyone’s interest]
Question Yes, teacher, tell me your ideals!
Student D: No need to ask, of course I will be a teacher!
Teacher (stands up slowly, laughing) In fact, since I was a child, I have wanted to be a translator and learn many Chinese languages. However, it was only three years ago that I decided to become a people’s teacher!
Student A Three years ago? Why did you change your mind?
Teacher why? Why? (Going into reverie) For, for my mother.
Together with your mother?
Teacher, yes, (pause) Xiaomei, didn’t you say that I look like a person? In fact, I brought her here today, because I knew she would also want to attend this class meeting... (Take out the photo frame)
[Students are talking quietly among themselves, and they can also look around.
Teacher, look, who is she?
Together, Teacher Wang? (Get up and look closer)
Xiaomei, I’ll just say it! It turned out to be Teacher Wang, our class teacher three years ago. She is just missing a pair of glasses. She is your... mother?
Teacher Yes, three years. (Students slowly sat down, only B is still standing)
Student B has been there for three years. When Teacher Wang was ill, everyone went to the hospital to see her, and she was still talking and laughing with us. , who would have thought that in less than a... week, just... (pulled down by A to sit down)
Teacher, when you went to see her, I was outside the door. At that time, my mother was really happy, In fact, I have always been jealous of you, and I have complained secretly that you guys have taken over my mother. She always has endless papers to grade and homework to correct, but she has no time to go to the park with me.
Student C But Teacher Wang gave us composition tutoring, and the lecture lasted two or three hours.
This is her. You may not know that she was still talking about who has improved her composition in the hospital bed and who has the talent of reciting. In my memory, my mother has never talked about me. What advantages, until I told her that I wanted to take over her class and also be a people's teacher, she smiled in admiration, touched my head and said, child, you will never choose to be a teacher. Will regret it. (Choke)
Together, Teacher...
Teacher (Recovering, wiping away tears) Ah, I’m sorry, I digressed! Today, I miss my mother very, very much. Maybe - maybe it's because I was born twenty-two years ago today, and that day was her first Teacher's Day! (Two students exit quietly)
Teacher, hey, this light...
[The lights dim, the music starts, the students hold the cake, and the candlelight illuminates everyone's face.
[The music turns soft.
Teacher Student A, I accidentally learned about your birthday. Today, let us, Teacher Wang, and you celebrate this special birthday and celebrate this special Teacher's Day.
Teacher, what else can I say? Mom, look, your students, my students, our students have grown up, and I am already a teacher, but I have also realized my childhood ideal and become a translator of love. Mom, you Are you happy?
[The music gradually started to play. In Taichung, the teacher was holding a cake. The students gathered around on both sides, raising their heads, and scattered fluorescent paper.
Family sketch "Buying Clothes"
Family drama "Buying Clothes"
Main characters: Dad, son (Xiaohua)
Opening:
1
"Sad Music" background music
Boss: (Take out two hundred yuan) One pound of cabbage, two hundred pounds is two hundred yuan .
Dad: Boss, the wholesale price of a pound of cabbage last month was one yuan and three? Why is it only one piece this month?
Boss: (Disdain) Last month, last month, this month, this month. Vegetable prices in the market often fluctuate.
Dad: Yesterday, my neighbor wholesaled a pound of 1.3 yuan. Aren’t you a clear extortionist?
Boss: So what, if you don’t want to sell, you can go to another store.
Dad: Boss, aren’t you making things difficult for me? You know that you are the only one who wants cabbage today. Boss, please give me more. We will be serving vegetables at around three o’clock in the morning. To cut vegetables, you have to ride a tricycle to drive these two hundred kilograms of cabbage for more than 30 kilometers to get here. Just think of it as some labor wages
Boss: (indifferently) No need to pay, either Either sell it or not (leave around)
Dad: boss boss,,,,,,, (leave reluctantly)
2
Doctor : You should go back
Mom: Doctor, just think of it as me begging you (kneel down) please
Doctor: Aren’t you making things difficult for me? You have already sold your blood, and now you have to sell your kidneys. Your body is already very weak. Without a kidney, you will die. If someone does die, I can't afford it.
Mom: Doctor, please be kind
Doctor: Aunt, just think of me as begging you, you should go back (leave)
Mom : Doctor, doctor,,,,, (left reluctantly)
3
The house is simple, with only two chairs in the house
Dad is in the house Wandering around (anxious)
Mom fainted when she reached the door
Dad hurriedly hugged mom and put her on the bed, covered her with a towel and placed it on her forehead. Mom slowly opened her eyes Eyes, weak voice: (Take out money) Send it to your son quickly, let him eat well and wear good clothes, so that he won’t be looked down upon.
Dad feels bad: You have so much money, and you are going to sell blood again. Didn’t I tell you not to go? Besides, your health has never been good, and you still want to... (sob)
Mom: (coughing) It’s okay. I’m in good health. It won’t be a big deal if I just need some blood transfusion. Besides, the money from selling vegetables every month is not enough to buy clothes for my son. (Thinking) I don’t know how my son is doing now (cough) The old man... (I don’t know when dad fell asleep) Mom patted the old man, and dad jumped up: It’s dawn, I’m going to dig the ground to plant sweet potatoes
Mom (laughing): You are so confused. Go back to bed and don’t worship God here. If you want to worship God, go to the temple another day.
Dad: Whoever worships God, just feel sleepy and yawn
Mom: Don’t hold on, go back to your room and sleep, and remember to send money to your son tomorrow
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4
In the university, four people in the dormitory were playing poker
Roommate 1: Xiaohua, your letter
Roommate 2: Maybe your dad has sent money again. You are so happy. You can wear brand-name clothes and eat brand-name dishes. We don’t have such a blessing as you. Rich people are really different
Xiaohua turned around and went outside the dormitory to unpack Letter
Son:
Son, everything is fine lately! Your parents don't know how to read, so they asked your neighbor's Amao, who is in elementary school, to write you a letter. Your parents are both illiterate and uneducated, so they can only do hard work all day long, so I hope you can study well and find a job in the future. , pay more attention to your health, don’t be too tired, buy good clothes to wear, eat better, study hard, add more nutrition, buy some supplements to replenish your body, don’t worry about your family, your mother and I are living well, I I no longer sell vegetables. I changed my job and worked as a carpenter in the city. My income is pretty good. The village chief is very kind to our family and he even recommended me to be the next village chief. My family is living a well-off life, your mother. Your health is getting better day by day, so don't worry about your family, study hard, and ask your family for money if you need it. Dad will send it to you. That's all. The village chief urged me to go to the meeting.
5
Mom: Time flies so fast. Five years have passed in a flash. I don’t know how my son is doing now. Old man, please go to the city to see your son< /p>
Dad: Now,,, what will you do if I leave
Mom: I am not a child. I grow vegetables and sweet potatoes at home, and I will never starve to death
Dad: Look at your talk, I can’t worry about your body.
Mom: I’m such a big person, why don’t I take care of myself? Besides, you're only going there for a few days, so feel free to go and see how your son is doing now. I haven't seen him come home for several years. I'm really worried, afraid that something might happen to him outside.
< p>Dad: This... (I had no choice but to go to the city to see my son)Station
Xiaohua’s father came to the big city and made a call at the station To his son
Dad: Xiaohua, dad has arrived at the Tianhe District terminal.
Xiaohua (surprised) Dad, just stand there and don’t move. I’ll pick you up. (Hang up the phone)
Dad: Buses in big cities are really different. There are no conductors. I didn’t expect that the city has such a discount. You don’t have to pay for taking the bus!
Foreigner: Excuse me! Can you tell me how to get the bank of China?
Dad (dumbfounded): Oh.yeah, yeah, yeah.
The foreigner was puzzled, shook his head and left.
Dad: Why are there so many foreign devils? Wasn’t China liberated? Could it be that foreign devils have invaded China again?
At this time Xiaohua arrived.
Xiaohua: Dad! (The two hug each other) Dad, you have worked hard!
Dad: It has been five years, and now that I see you are well, I feel relieved (sobbing).
Xiaohua: Dad, don’t do this.
Dad: You went back home once in the first two years, but you never came back after that. We thought something had happened to you (sobbing).
Xiaohua: I... couldn't find a good job in the first two years, had no money, and no face to go home to.
Dad (serious): You won’t go home if you don’t have money? Your mother is looking forward to your return every day. Your mother is worried about you and can't sleep at night. She has lost a lot of weight.
Xiaohua: Dad, I...I'm sorry for my mother! (Crying)
Dad: In the next two years, you called back and said that you had found an employer. Why didn't you go back? You know your mother... (sobbing)
Xiaohua: I... I found a woman and was busy decorating this house.
Dad (sternly): When you have this family, you forget about that family. When you have a wife, you forget about your parents. You must know that the other side is also your home. I was raised, now I’m fine, I don’t need my parents anymore (sobbing, sad).
Xiaohua: Dad, don’t do this. My son is wrong.
Dad: Let’s not talk about this. Take me to see my future wife.
Xiaohua (hurriedly): She...she...went on a business trip and won't be back until two weeks later. I will take her home to see you then. (Looking at the clothes that his father has mended many times) Dad, let me take you to buy some clothes.
Dad: There is so much money and nowhere to spend it. This is great for me. It is so comfortable to wear and I don’t have to waste any more money.
Xiaohua: Dad, please stop pushing me. Just treat it as your son’s heartfelt wish. Let’s go!
(Clothes store)
Dad (backing away): It’s very expensive!
Xiaohua: Go in!
Dad saw a woman returning underwear: This is for buying women’s clothes!
Xiaohua: No, there are men inside. Go in, if you see the one you like, order it, and pay me when I come back. I’ll go to the bathroom and come back. (Leave)
Dad: Hey, today’s urbanites are really not shy. They put up banners everywhere to advertise the sale of sex products, college students distribute condoms on the street, and women’s underwear is still hanging around everywhere.
Xiaohua’s father (referred to as Dad): Look around carefully, for fear of breaking things.
Lady boss (sternly): Hello! (Dad was startled) Why did you come here, you stinky beggar? You ate the courage of a leopard!
Dad: Sister...
Boss Wife: Am I very old? Call me miss!
Dad (hesitating): Miss, I...I'm here to buy clothes.
Old: Buying clothes? Look at you, you look like a beggar and you can still afford clothes! It’s cheaper to go out and find someone setting up a stall!
Dad: I have money.
Old: Do you have enough money to buy a pair of underwear? My cheapest clothes cost 200 yuan!
Dad: What? 200 yuan? Robbery!
Old: It’s just robbery. If you don’t have money, get out of here!
Dad: I don’t, but my son does.
Old man: Like father, like son. Your son is just like you, good or bad, get out!
Dad: What?
Old: Tell you to get out! I can’t understand such simple English. People from the countryside are just uneducated!
Dad (hurt): What, don’t slander us country people like this. In our previous two lives, we didn’t read and didn’t know how to read, but now the children have all read and gone to college. Some of them have also been admitted to prestigious universities such as Tsinghua University and Peking University. They are all young people with knowledge.
Old (contempt): Famous brand? Dog tags! One out of 100 million will be lucky enough to pass the exam!
Dad (angry): People say that country people are uneducated. Unexpectedly, some city people are even less literate. It is difficult for us farmers to work hard to cultivate the fields and transport food to the city. But it is Give these stupid sows something to eat!
Old man: What are you talking about? Who is the stupid sow? Nowadays, machinery is developed, and the fields are cultivated by machines. Food can also be imported from foreign countries. The food grown by science is much more delicious than yours. Who would eat your hand-poled food?
Dad (even more angry): Sad, so sad!
Young people: "There is no need to worry about fighting in the same room." Most city people are descended from rural people, or country people are the fathers of city people. People in this world are divided into There are two kinds: rich and poor. No one is rich but everyone is rich. Then no one will build railways, bridges and other facilities; how will the rich live? How can we be rich without poor people? As the saying goes: "If you are poor, you will never be poor; if you are rich, you will never be rich." City people, country people, or rich and poor, all have equal status and there should be no discrimination. "
Dad: Well said!
Old (kind): What the teacher teaches is that when buying clothes, just look around. (When the young man walks away, he becomes angry again)< /p>
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