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Plot: Cao Cao was defeated by Huarong Road, and Zhuge Liang sent Guan Yu to guard it, but Guan Guan took care of it and gave it to Red Rabbit, but did not take Cao Cao away.

Cao deceives soldiers and defeats Huarong Road refers to Cao Cao:

First, doubt. Cao Cao's suspicious character is embodied in his famous saying: "I would rather lose the world than lose me in the world."

Second, treachery. There is sincerity in treachery, which is precisely a feature of Cao Cao's character. There is no denying that Cao Cao is treacherous, but he also has a frank side, even a lovely side. Let's talk about Cao Cao's treachery first

Third, warmth. Cao Cao is also a warm-hearted.

Fourth, viciousness. But if you think how gentle Cao Cao is, you are wrong. Cao Cao is very vicious. It can be said that he doesn't know anyone when he turns his face.

Fifth, tolerance. Cao Cao killed Xu You who was kind to him, but released many people who were sorry for him.

Sixth, revenge is strong. However, Cao Cao is a vengeful person, but there are few people who have offended Cao Cao without revenge.

Seven, personality contradictions, all rivers run into the sea.

Meet Guan Yu: I met Guan Yu.

He combines loyalty to the monarch, kindness and friendship, justice, force, wisdom, courage, perseverance and ambition. He is a combination of pride, arrogance and underestimation.

Guan Yu, Hedong Xie Liangren. He was a fugitive in the Jianghu until he became sworn with Liu Bei. He was a fugitive and ran to Zhuo Jun County. The brave three armies, ten thousand enemies ... all these show the characteristics of outlaws, such as Xu Jun, Cang Ba and others. But the most important difference between Guan Yu and Zhang Fei is whether he is a general outlaw or not. Therefore, both people at that time and later generations thought that he was a higher level than Zhang Fei's ordinary courage. So Liu Bei can give Jingzhou to him to take care of. In the seventeenth year of Jian 'an, Zhuge Liang took Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun to Shu and gave Jingzhou to Guan Yu with great anxiety. In Liu Bei's view, the world has changed greatly, and Guan Yu is the best candidate to replace Jingzhou's army with Wan and Luo. Zhuge Liang did not seem to find a more suitable candidate at that time. Because the situation at that time was that Battle of Red Cliffs's former Yuzhou Army was defeated by Nagano, but today, Guan Yu's refined armor water army has ten thousand people, and Liu Qi and Jiangxia's soldiers are no less than ten thousand. This elite Jingzhou water army originally under Liu Biao is the main force for Guan Yu to defend Jingzhou. The war about Jingzhou was not shown in advance.

In addition to his "desperate" personality, another feature of Guan Yu is that he is small and can't hold anything. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others. Liu Bei was very unhappy when he got Kong Ming. The late Lord explained, "There is Kong Ming alone, but there is water in the fish." I hope you don't repeat "feather, flying is the only stay." If it is normal for Guan Yu to look down on a little boy who is just in his early twenties, then it is too ignorant, conceited and intolerant to single out Ma Mengqi later. When I heard that Ma Chao had fallen, I was not an old friend. Yu Shu and Zhuge Liang asked who was better than who. Only then did he know that Hu Yu said, "Meng was a great hero because of his combination of civil and military skills. He is the master of my life and a disciple of Fu and Peng. Compared with Yide, he is inferior to the peerless. " Therefore, the beauty of feathers must be a beard, so it is called a beard. Feather province book big yue, to show the guests. It can be seen from here that Guan Yu is a brave and ruthless humble warrior who doesn't know the gist. A letter from Zhuge Liang will also let the guests know that Kong Ming knows my heart-vanity! Although Zhuge Liang's letter eased the temporary contradiction, it encouraged Yun Shang's arrogance. Jian 'an was twenty-four years old. His predecessor was the king of Hanzhong, and he wanted to be a post-general with loyalty and righteousness. Zhuge Liang said that his predecessor said that "the reputation of loyalty and righteousness is not related to customs, but also to Ma Zhilun." Ma and Zhang are close at hand, and seeing their achievements with their own eyes is still a metaphor. Guan Yao will be unhappy when he hears this, and will not let it go. The late Lord said, "I should solve it myself." Sure enough, Liu Bei listed Huang Zhong as a tiger-free general, which aroused the anger of Yun Chang. The gentleman vowed not to associate with the old pawn and refused to worship. At this time, Guan Yu was not targeting Huang Zhong, but Liu Bei. Thanks to Fei's kind words this time, otherwise Liu Beizhen didn't know how to get down the steps. At this time, the length of the cloud has been difficult to control. After Liu Chan's subrogation, how to control the tiger ministers in the world? According to the history of China, Liu Bei should consider this issue at this time.

Shallow and heartless is also his achilles heel. Compared with Sima Yi, Guan Yu's psychological quality is extremely poor. Sun Quan proposed to his son, and his marriage was free. Even if I don't marry, he actually said that my tiger girl is willing to marry your son, which hurts. After Guan Yu surrounded Fancheng, he asked Sun Quan to send troops to help him, but Sun Quan told him to slow down. Guan Yu was furious and said that Luo (next to the dog-the word can't be typed) dared. If Fan Cheng quits, I can't put out your evil! In this case, Luozi is a great insult to Jiangdong people, and it also shows that Fan Chengba will move to Soochow. Look at the struggle between Chu and Han. Although Liu Bang lambasted Han Xin in his heart, he still said: "If a gentleman wants to do it, he must be a real king and a fake king!" . In addition, watching Guan Yu's Northern Expedition, Mi Fang and Fu Shiren supply rations, sometimes they can't arrive in time. Guan Yu announced that it was time to treat them; Look at Liu Bang again. He worked hard outside, constantly giving Xiao He an official position in the rear. Comparing the two eras, Guan Yu's treatment of Spring and Autumn Annals is not as good as that of Liu Bang. Lu Xun's letter actually made Guan Yu feel elated and relieved his heavy defense. This fully shows that he is just a shallow dish, really shallow.

In terms of employing people, Guan Yu actually gave the important tasks of Jiangling, Nanjun, public security and the supply of military supplies to Mi Fang and Fu Shiren, which have always had gaps, and he didn't know how to reassure people-failure! On the day when the army repelled and counterattacked Jiangling, the situation was the same as that when Cheng Peng fell into the hands of Liu Bang and Xiang Yu attacked Cheng Peng. Xiang Yu defeated Liu Bang's army in one fell swoop, but Guan Yu's revenge division left. What kind of commander-in-chief is this? Spring and Autumn Annals is also in Sun Quan's reading list for Wu. Guan Yu, who is famous for his treatment of Spring and Autumn Annals, should feel blushed (probably blushed).

Guan Yu's conceit not only ruined himself, but also ruined Zhuge Liang's whole strategic plan. Because of his personal impulse, the overall strategic planning became an empty talk.

The biggest tragedy of Guan Yu's character is narcissism, which is different from Lu Bu. Lyu3 bu4' s narcissism comes from his conceit and from his belief that he is as brave and invincible as a ghost. Guan Yu's narcissism is an almost abnormal narcissism. The source of this narcissism is not self-confidence, but inferiority, or it is because it has reached the peak of narcissism and has moved to the other side, which is the so-called "once it is easy to fold, it will be reversed."

In fact, Guan Yu has many personalities. For example, in the former United States, whoever was affectionate and righteous, who was ambitious and who was headstrong. For example, Chen Shou's "The History of the Three Kingdoms" had a very incisive evaluation of Guan Yu: "Be kind to soldiers and pamper scholar-officials." Although it is a sentence, it is of great significance and fully embodies Guan Yu's inferiority and narcissism. "Be kind to soldiers" is because the gap between the rank of soldiers and the status of the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces is enough, and it will never pose a threat to itself. Be kind to yourself and you will get the reputation of "compassionate soldier". "Proud of the scholar-bureaucrat" is because facing the real scholar-bureaucrat, it is easy to arouse one's inferiority as a samurai. Because Guan Yu wanted to be arty all his life, he grew a long beard; So he wants to be different everywhere; So he has been holding a copy of Chunqiu, although he has never read anything about Chunqiu. Therefore, when Zhuge Liang calls himself a "unparalleled group", he will "save books for his own entertainment" and even "show off guests" for fear that the world will not know. This mentality of relying on others' evaluation to find self-confidence fully reflects Guan Yu's serious lack of self-confidence in his "arty".

Western writers have said, "It takes three generations to cultivate a noble." Maybe it doesn't need three generations in fact, but it is closely related to my upbringing and environment. Guan Yu selling dates in Romance and "Desperate for Zhuo Jun" in Historical Records really don't have the conditions to become a scholar-bureaucrat, and it is absolutely impossible to have the connotation of a real scholar-bureaucrat. Therefore, when facing the romantic elegance of a scholar-bureaucrat, Guan Yu's artistry is easy to see through. If you want to be a scholar-bureaucrat, under the control of inferiority complex, the most direct reaction is to be rebellious and arrogant, showing that I am better than you everywhere, and I am not ashamed of you. Guan Yu's success lies in his excellent disguise of inferiority and his extreme narcissism, thus leaving a glorious image of power and wisdom, just like a god descending from heaven. But in the end, Guan Yu died because of his narcissistic inferiority complex, which is "arrogance to literati".

First, he refused to marry Sun Quan. The best way to marry Sun Quan is that Guan Yu is not a fool, but he can't, because Sun Quan is Guan Yu's most annoying person, or the most jealous person. Sun Quan was supposed to be a great warrior, but he became the overlord by the inheritance of his father and brother, and pretended to be a romantic gentleman, which was very important for Guan Yu's inner stimulation. In this extremely unbalanced psychological situation, he definitely made this decision.

Secondly, he attacked Cao first. Because of narcissism and inferiority, Guan Yu is bent on making a great career to prove that he is truly mighty and wise. This kind of career is not to go to war and kill several enemy generals, but to "make a great impact on China", so I went to fight Cao Cao cheerfully and made a reputation in the early stage, but the scholar-officials who had been "arrogant" before were not reconciled, so Guan Yu left Maicheng and died.

Guan Yu's life is tragic, and the root of this tragic life still comes from his deep narcissism and inferiority complex, which can only make future generations sigh.