What are some jokes about water?

One day, a semi-illiterate farmer came to town in the scorching sun. I am thirsty and want to find a place to sell water. Suddenly I saw a plaque hanging in front of a shop, which read: Clear water pool. It should be a bathhouse, but he only knows one word in the middle: water. It is a recognized place to sell water. Let the waiter carry the water. The shopkeeper couldn't beat him, so he asked someone to bring out pea bath water. What does this man care about the taste? He took a few sips and then swallowed it. Thanked him and left, but left the cattail leaf fan on the counter. The shopkeeper saw it and ran to give it to him. The farmer said gratefully, "Boss, you'd better sell your tea quickly, it's a little spoiled."

No drinking water.

My brother and I were eating watermelon together, and my brother accidentally swallowed a melon seed. The younger brother looked worried and said to his younger brother, "Our teacher said,' When seeds are watered, they will sprout and grow. You can't drink water If you drink water, watermelon seedlings will grow in your stomach. How uncomfortable it will be! "

Expired water

One day, I wanted to drive my three-year-old nephew out to play, and his eager eyes rested on a bottle of mineral water that had not been thrown away. I quickly said, "This water is not drinkable, it has expired." He looked at me puzzled. I explained: "this expired water is water that has been left for too long and there are bugs in it." Drinking this water will give you a stomachache. "

He cocked his head and thought, "What about the water after six o'clock?"

Goodbye has been downloaded for sixteen years, but I don't know why I only read half of it. This novel is really nice and classic, but I don't know why I only read half of it.

My answer is: maybe eight years later, you are waiting.

But after a while, she gave me a message. I think I'm crazy.

I sent back a message: Feeling out of my mind? You can stand on one leg, tilt your head to one side, bend with one leg, and then straighten out quickly, so that your body can leave the ground and do free fall. At the same time, hitting the head with one hand can make the water in the brain flow out of the ear hole.