10 English jokes with Chinese translation

With the continuous development and the strengthening of relations between various countries, English has become very important to everyone’s life, and the method of learning English is what we are constantly looking for and pursuing, so today Let’s learn English through some little jokes!

1. Abitofadviceforthoseabouttortire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisintheir70s,80s,or90s.Sowhensomethinghastobemoved,liftedorloaded,theyyell,getthekid.

Here I would like to give some advice to those who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old, don't go into a retirement community. Because everyone there is in their seventies or eighties or nineties. Whenever something needs to be moved, lifted or loaded, they shout, "Let the little one do it."

2. Mother Freddie, why is your face sored

Freddie I was running up the street to stop a fight.

MotherThatsaverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting

FreddieMeandJackieSmith.

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running down the street just now to break up a fight?

Mom: You are right, who is fighting with whom.

Freddie: Me and Jack Smith.

3. Adistinguishedclergymanandtheeldersfromhiscongregationattendedanout-of-townmeetingthatdidnotfinishuntilratherlate. thernot, theclergymansaid,IdontwantHimtoknowImhere.

One The famous clergyman and several elders from his parish attended an out-of-town meeting that lasted until dark, intending to have something to eat before going home. But unfortunately there was only one honky-tonk restaurant with a bad reputation open.

After the meal, an old man asked the priest to pray. "I guess I'm exempt," said the priest. "I don't want the Lord to know I'm here."

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Tom: William asked me to lend me five pounds. Should I lend it to him?

Jack: Of course.

Tom: Why?

Jack: Otherwise he should borrow it from me.

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Iwasaccompanyingmyhusbandonabusinesstrip.Hecarriedhisportablecomputerwithhim,andtheguardattheairportgateaskedhimtoopenthecase. >Thenumbersarethedateofouranniversary.myusbandconfessed.

I travel with my husband on a business trip, and he brings his laptop computer. The airport exit inspector asked him to open his bag. He waited patiently while my embarrassed husband managed to recall the combination to the secret lock. Finally he remembered.

"Why are you so nervous?" I asked him.

"The password is our wedding anniversary." He admitted

6.Anoldladywhowasverydeafandwhothoughteverythingtoodear,wentintoashopandaskedtheshopmanHowmuchthisstuff

Sevendollars, Madam, itisverycheap.Thel

adysaid, Itistoomuch, giveitomeforfourteen.Ididnotsayseventeendollars,butseven.

Itisstilltoomuch, repliedtheoldlady, giveitomeforfive.

An old lady who is deaf and always thinks things are too expensive walks into a store .

She asked the clerk: "How much does this cost?"

"Seven dollars, madam, this is very cheap." The old lady said: "It's too expensive, fourteen dollars." It’s about US dollars.”

The clerk quickly said: “I didn’t say seventeen dollars, it was seven dollars.”

“It’s still too expensive,” the old lady said, “Five dollars. Just buy it.

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7.Mother Why are you jumping up and down

Tom Ive just taken some medicine and Iforottoshake the bottle.

Mother: Why do you keep jumping up and down?

Tom: I I just took the medicine, but I forgot to shake the bottle first

8. upandsaid, Momshere

I took my husband’s car shopping one night and came back to find it covered in dust, so I scrubbed it for a while when I finally walked in and shouted, “I love you the most in the world. The woman just scrubbed your headlights and windshield. ”

My husband looked up and said, “Mom is here?” ”

9.Mr.JohnsonAreyouusingyoumowerthisafternoon

Mr.SmithYes.

Mr.JohnsonFine.ThencanIborrowyourtennisracket,sinceyouwontbeneedingit

Mr. Johnson: This afternoon Are you going to use the lawn mower?

Mr. Smith: Yes.

Mr. Johnson: That's great, can I borrow it?

10.Marywassodisgustedatherhusbandscigarettesmokingthatshecomplainedtohimoneday.

I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.

Dontworry, dear. Said: “I hope one day all cigarette factories catch fire. "

"Don't worry, dear, all cigarettes will light up sooner or later. "He said with a smile.