What are the unexpected endings of God's reversal?

If only someone you like could buy it with money. In that case, I'll give up. It is good for you to go. Otherwise, I always worry about whether there is something wrong with your leg and you can't walk. You don't have to pretend to be cold. I don't want to pester you anymore. For the last time, really, finally help me with Taobao.

God reverses jokes.

We tried in bed, in the chair, in the kitchen, at the dining table and even by the window, but to no avail, we couldn't find a good signal at all.

The neighbor's child came to my house to play that day and gave me a crushed iPad. I was very angry. I asked him why he stepped on the iPad. Xiong Haizi said, I thought it was an electronic scale. I asked, why did he jump when he stepped on it? Xiong Haizi said I couldn't see clearly. I thought it was broken. I really want to slap him after listening to it, but after thinking about it, he is his own son and can't do it.

She cried her eyes out when she walked out of the examination room. A boy caught her, and she was bold. If she cries again, I will kiss you. She cried even more sadly, saying that math was so difficult that we couldn't go to the same university. He smiled smugly and said, you won't, and I didn't do anything big. Later, he entered Lan Xiang and she was admitted to Peking University.

One day, a classmate was chasing a girl and asked her, sister, what kind of boy do you like? Sister said that all girls in Shuai Shuai like boys, but you are an exception. My classmates listened and asked me if I was not handsome. Do you like it? Sister smiled and shook her head. I'm not as poor and handsome as you.