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Wang Xifeng once swore, as if something had deducted a sum of money, cursing who was fit to command the three maids. . . . . .
Feng rolled his sleeves a few times and stood on the threshold of the corner door. "It's nice to be here," she said with a smile. "Blow it before you go." He also said to others: "You said that my wife remembered everything about 200 years after I came back for half a day, and asked me if I shouldn't say anything?" He sneered again: "I will do something poisonous from now on." I'm not afraid to complain to my wife. Don't die a natural death, don't be a mother's dream! There will be days when you will keep it in your head tomorrow. Now that I know the girl's money, I complain about us. I don't want to think about being a slave, but I deserve two or three maids! "Scold, while walking, to pick people back to grandma, don't mention it.
The original text is as follows:
A Dream in Red Mansions
Yuanyang dreams of 36 embroideries, indicating that Xuan knows each other and understands pear fragrance court.
At noon that day, Aunt Xue, her mother and daughter, Lin Daiyu and others all ate watermelons in Mrs. Wang's room. Xi-feng had to go back and tell Lady Wang, "Since Yuchuan died, there has been no one in front of Lady Wang. Madam, seeing which maid is good, she ordered a monthly payment next month. "
Mrs. Wang thought for a moment and said, "In my opinion, there must be four or five cases, which is enough, but it can be saved." Feng said with a smile, "Madam is right. It's just that this used to be an ancient practice. There are two others in the room, and my wife is unruly. Besides, saving one or two pennies is limited. "
After hearing this, Mrs. Wang thought again and said, "Well, let's close this case and don't pay anyone. Just give this money to her sister Yuchuan. Her sister was very kind to me, and it didn't end well. It is not too much for her sister to follow me. " Feng agreed, turned to Yuchuan and smiled: "Great joy, great joy!" Yu Chuaner came over and kowtowed. Mrs. Wang asked, "I was just about to ask you, what is the monthly example of Aunt Zhao and Aunt Zhou now?" "This is the rule," said Xifeng. "Everyone has two pieces of silver. Aunt Zhao has two Huan brothers, four or four strings of money. " Mrs. Wang said, "Can you give them the number?" Seeing this strange question, Feng quickly said, "Why don't you give it according to the number!" " Madam Wang said, "The other day, I heard people complain about a drop of silver. What is the reason? "
Xi-feng said with a smile, "Aunties, in the past, everyone hung on the moon. Since the old year, they have been discussing outside, and the aunts have halved each girl, each 500 yuan and each two girls, so there is a gap in money. I can't complain about this. I'd be happy to give it to them. They held it outside. Can't I add it? I just took over this matter. How to come and go is not up to me. I said it two or three times, but I still added these two points. Because they said it was the only number, it's hard for me to say it again. Now I have a good day for them every month. When I was outside first, when there was no famine, did I have a good life? " Mrs. Wang heard, that's all.
Half a day later, he asked, "How many are there in the old lady's room?" "Eight," said Xi- feng. There are only seven now, and that one is xiren. "Mrs. Wang humanitarian," here it is. Your brother Bao doesn't have one or two maids. xiren still belongs to the old lady's room. Xi-feng said with a smile, "Xiren used to belong to the old lady, but now she has given it to Brother Bao. "。 She still gets a penny or two from the old lady's maid. Now he says that because xiren belongs to Baoyu, this silver can never be cut. If we add another person to the old lady, we can still get her laid off. If you don't cut her, you have to add another one to your brother's room. Even seven big girls, such as Qingwen and Sheyue, earn a monthly salary, while eight little girls, such as Jiahui, earn 500 a month. If you are still an old lady, how can others be angry? "
Aunt Xue said with a smile, "You only listen to Feng, but it's like dumping a walnut cart. Listen to his narrative, clear and fair. " Xifeng smiled and said, "Aunt, am I wrong?" Aunt Xue smiled and said, "It's true, but it's easy to talk slowly." Xifeng wanted to laugh, but she held back, only to hear what Mrs. Wang said. Mrs. Wang thought for a long time and said to Xi-feng, "Pick a good maid tomorrow and send someone to make up for xiren for the old lady and share xiren's share." Take out 22 taels of silver from my monthly salary and give it to xiren. In the future, there will be Aunt Zhao and Aunt Zhou, and there will also be attacks on people. It's just that this part of the attack on people is evenly distributed from my collapse, so there is no need to move the official. " Xi-feng agreed one by one, then smiled at Aunt Xue and said, "menstruation heard that. what did i say? You really answered my words today. "
Aunt Xue said, "It should have been so long ago. Needless to say, she is generous, talks with people and has a tough attitude. It is really rare. " Mrs. Wang said tearfully, "How do you know that the benefits of that child of Xiren are ten times stronger than my Baoyu?" Baoyu is really a creature. It is enough for her to wait on him for a long time. "
"In that case," said Xifeng, "why don't you open your face and let her in?" Mrs. Wang said, "That's not good. For one thing, they are young, and for another, the owner won't allow them. One more thing, although Baoyu is a girl, she can listen to her advice. Now that you have been an ex, you can't be very convincing. Now, let's wait another two or three years. "
After talking for a long time, Xifeng saw nothing to say and turned around and came out. On arriving at the porch, I saw several deacons' daughters-in-law waiting for her. When they saw her coming out, they all laughed: "What happened to Grandma today? What did you talk about for a long time? But it's getting hotter. "
Feng rolled his sleeves a few times and stood on the threshold of the corner door. "It's nice to be here," she said with a smile. "Blow it before you go." He also said to others: "You said that my wife remembered everything about 200 years after I came back for half a day, and asked me if I shouldn't say anything?" He sneered again: "I will do something poisonous from now on." I'm not afraid to complain to my wife. Don't die a natural death, don't be a mother's dream! There will be days when you will keep it in your head tomorrow. Now that I know the girl's money, I complain about us. I don't want to think about being a slave, but I deserve two or three maids! "Scold, while walking, to pick people back to grandma, don't mention it.
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