I finished watching this joke.

Professional habit 1:

A tourist travels by taxi. On the way, he patted the driver on the shoulder and wanted to ask one thing. Unexpectedly, he scared the driver to scream. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to scare you." He apologized. "Never mind, a little misunderstanding." The driver said, "I just drove a taxi today. I have opened a coffin before. "

Professional habit 2:

A news announcer of a local TV station was broadcasting news when someone sent him a short message. He picked up the note and habitually said, "This is the news we just received ... Then he opened the note and read it:" Dude, there is a spinach leaf on your front tooth ... "

Professional habit 3:

One day, a policeman and his friends went hunting. Suddenly, he saw a sika deer, so he crept around behind it, raised his gun and shouted, "Don't move, put your hands up, or I'll shoot!" "

Professional habit 4:

There are two mosquitoes in the mosquito net. One is full and the other is empty. The wife asked her husband, a prosecutor, to fight mosquitoes. The husband took an extraordinary shot. He patted the fat mosquito covered in blood with one hand, but didn't do it with the other. The wife asked him why he didn't fight, and the husband said, "There is not enough evidence."

Professional habit 5:

The wife goes home with her husband, and closes the door as soon as the wife comes in. The husband knocked at the door and shouted, "open the door, open the door, I haven't gone in yet, really!" " The wife who is a bus conductor said, "What's that noise? Sit down! "

Professional habit 6:

Director Zhang of a bureau suddenly received an urgent telegram. The message is: my mother died, my father is dying, and I hope to return as soon as possible. After reading it, Zhang was in great pain, crying and signing the telegram receipt. The postman glanced at it, but it was actually the word "agree".