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High-value push-pull speech during the warm taste period, which is instantly crushed when held on the head.

When he talks to you about foo

High-value push-pull rhetoric in ambiguous period

High-value push-pull speech during the warm taste period, which is instantly crushed when held on the head.

When he talks to you about foo

High-value push-pull rhetoric in ambiguous period

High-value push-pull speech during the warm taste period, which is instantly crushed when held on the head.

When he talks to you about food.

X error case

Do you like spicy food?

I don't like it. I won't eat it.

A: All right then. ...

High-end voice 1:

Do you like spicy food?

I don't like spicy food.

A: That's too bad.

No, we just want a mandarin duck pot.

High-end speech 2:

Do you like spicy food?

I like spicy food.

A: I like it too.

B: You can save money by eating hot pot afterwards, so you don't need to order a mandarin duck pot.

(2) When he asks what are you doing?

misjudged case

What are you doing?

I want to stay/do nothing.

A: Oh, oh.

High-end voice 1:

What are you doing?

B: I'm replying to a good-looking and interesting person.

High-end speech 2:

What are you doing?

I'm thinking about what to wear next time we meet.

When he talks to you about daily life.

misjudged case

A: The company has a lot of things recently, and it's a little annoying.

Then have a good rest/don't worry.

High-end speech:

A: The company has a lot of things recently, and it's a little annoying.

Someone dares to disturb our brother? Do you want me to beat him for you? First he used a Shaolin fist, and then he used a Wudang leg to make him kneel for mercy!

A: Ah, hahaha. Is it so powerful?

I'm just kidding. I mean, no matter what problems I encounter, I will support you and stand on your side. Come on!

When he sends out an invitation (movie/dinner)

Error case 1:

The new movie in the Spring Festival looks good. Have you seen it?

I did/I don't want to do it.

High-end voice 1:

The new movie in the Spring Festival looks good. Have you seen it?

B: My sisters all went to see it with my boyfriend, so I didn't have a chance to go alone.

Error case 2:

A new restaurant has opened nearby.

B: Huh? Really/that must be very expensive?

High-end case 2:

A new restaurant has opened nearby.

I ate it once. It tastes great! I think if anyone wants to join us, they will go again and recommend some dishes that don't step on the thunder.