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High-value push-pull speech during the warm taste period, which is instantly crushed when held on the head.
When he talks to you about foo
High-value push-pull rhetoric in ambiguous period
High-value push-pull speech during the warm taste period, which is instantly crushed when held on the head.
When he talks to you about foo
High-value push-pull speech during the warm taste period, which is instantly crushed when held on the head.
When he talks to you about food.
X error case
Do you like spicy food?
I don't like it. I won't eat it.
A: All right then. ...
High-end voice 1:
Do you like spicy food?
I don't like spicy food.
A: That's too bad.
No, we just want a mandarin duck pot.
High-end speech 2:
Do you like spicy food?
I like spicy food.
A: I like it too.
B: You can save money by eating hot pot afterwards, so you don't need to order a mandarin duck pot.
(2) When he asks what are you doing?
misjudged case
What are you doing?
I want to stay/do nothing.
A: Oh, oh.
High-end voice 1:
What are you doing?
B: I'm replying to a good-looking and interesting person.
High-end speech 2:
What are you doing?
I'm thinking about what to wear next time we meet.
When he talks to you about daily life.
misjudged case
A: The company has a lot of things recently, and it's a little annoying.
Then have a good rest/don't worry.
High-end speech:
A: The company has a lot of things recently, and it's a little annoying.
Someone dares to disturb our brother? Do you want me to beat him for you? First he used a Shaolin fist, and then he used a Wudang leg to make him kneel for mercy!
A: Ah, hahaha. Is it so powerful?
I'm just kidding. I mean, no matter what problems I encounter, I will support you and stand on your side. Come on!
When he sends out an invitation (movie/dinner)
Error case 1:
The new movie in the Spring Festival looks good. Have you seen it?
I did/I don't want to do it.
High-end voice 1:
The new movie in the Spring Festival looks good. Have you seen it?
B: My sisters all went to see it with my boyfriend, so I didn't have a chance to go alone.
Error case 2:
A new restaurant has opened nearby.
B: Huh? Really/that must be very expensive?
High-end case 2:
A new restaurant has opened nearby.
I ate it once. It tastes great! I think if anyone wants to join us, they will go again and recommend some dishes that don't step on the thunder.
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