Tell me a funny story about your tanning.

1. Don't think that just because you are tanned can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

2. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been tanned three times, and suddenly I was disgusted and felt sorry for myself for three seconds

3. Everyone else basked in objects, food and travel, and I was better. On this sunny day in the scorching sun? Suntanned

4. "The sun asks you to tan your parents' hair, not mine".

5. There are husbands, wives, babies, cars, rings, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything will do, don't get a tan.

6. Nothing new can impress us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

7. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntanning makes me thinner. What a beautiful weather ... it's suitable ...

8. I cherish the summer sunshine because I can't get the sun all year round. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what color I have, so it's OK to wear a hat to cover my face.

9. I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When will the days of driving practice end?

1. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing, so you have no time to think about anything else.

11. Military training not only tan our skin, but also hone our will! Students shed blood, sweat, shed tears, shed skin and flesh, and stay behind ..

12. Don't worry about basking in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

13. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

14. Being Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

15. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

16. I swear every summer that I won't get a tan the next summer, but every summer I get the same tan as Africans. I'm so angry, but I still have to try to keep smiling.

17. My sister came back from the seaside and got a special tan to set off my beauty. I was touched.

18. It's often like this: you get fat before winter arrives, and you get tanned before summer arrives

19. Because tanning can use this long-abandoned color number again ~ it's really fate!

2. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. You will experience a second injury when you get tanned and fat.

21. I would rather die of heat than get a tan. When will the days of driving practice end?

22. Men who exercise to lose weight are not afraid of tanning or being chased by dogs. They don't have a big period, are not afraid of getting smaller breasts, are not afraid of gaining muscle mass, and their basal metabolism is higher than that of women, so why should men be fat?

23. getting a tan in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been working and I haven't gone anywhere ...................................................................................................................................................... Kong Zhen, I'm so tanned that I don't want to see anyone now.

25. I'm sorry, I really forgot that I'm tanned. I don't have any suitable nude colors, so I have to keep them for the winter.

26. More than 2, steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

27. After beginning of autumn, the weather is still hot. Think about those suspenders and tube tops in the closet that I haven't had time to wear, and look at the skin color that has been tanned several times. I can only sigh, and it seems that I can only wait until next spring ...

28. I feel that I am going to be tanned by the big sun. It's really tiring to climb the slope by bike. It's time to buy a small electric car.

29. The holiday balance is insufficient. Eleven went out to play and got tanned. When I got fat, my skin was not white. Now it's darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Hahahaha

3. Young people don't study hard to drive, but old people are sad and tanned.