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What is the swearing line of the chartered woman in Kung Fu?

The chartered girl hurried downstairs and came to the side of the sauce explosion: "Do you want money for water? ! You bastards, you don't pay the rent this month, and you talk so much nonsense. "

Sauce explosion: "but I washed my head in the middle, so you closed the sluice."

As she walked, the chartered girl pointed and said, "I'm not just turning it off now. From tomorrow, the water will be cut off on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and the water supply will be interrupted on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays." Squint your eyebrows and eyes. Why are you crying? Want to die? I think you are all tired of living! "

The fried ghost greeted with a smile: "Good morning, chartered girl! ! "

Charter woman: "OK, your mother is big!" " If you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn down your shop. " ?

(The tailor poses and laughs)

Charter girl: "Laugh, what are you laughing at? Laugh and you don't have to pay the rent, old bastard. "

(The coolie walks over with something on his back)?

Charter woman: "Hum, you deserve to be a coolie all your life. You owe me a few months' rent and don't even say hello in the morning. You are so tired, you bastard! " !"

(Go behind the sauce explosion and slap the sauce explosion on the ground)

"Don't think you handsome I won't hit you! ! ! "

Extended data:

A chartered woman is a character in Stephen Chow's film Kung Fu. She is called Fat Woman IV and nicknamed Little Dragon Girl. She has a bad temper, but she always stands aside and smokes with an ironic expression. Strong martial arts, good at roaring lions, defeated the six-fingered pianist and others with roaring lions.

In the fight against the fire cloud evil god, she defeated the fire cloud evil god with the help of a big horn. I didn't expect the evil spirit of Huoyun to hit her in a despicable way.

Reference: Franchised Woman (the role in the movie Kung Fu) _ Baidu Encyclopedia