A short and interesting little program

1, Nanjing people: Friend, what are you doing? Northeastern: Cut the crap. What do you want? Nanjing people: Hehe, there is nothing to worry about. My friend just came to Nanjing? ..... (Three minutes later, two people walked side by side, leaving four cigarette butts on the ground ...)

2. Nanjing people: Why are you worried? Shanghainese: Nong, why is this? Nanjing people: What do you mean by hanging people? Shanghai, right? Do you want to die? Shanghainese: I only know that you are unreasonable. Nanjing people: I don't like you Shanghai beggars, so I'll beat you! ! Shanghainese: You don't dare! I know you dare not! Five minutes later, Nanjing General Hospital admitted a Shanghai patient with head bleeding and black face. Hand over your brother ...)

3, Nanjing people: hanging eyes and long head, Beijinger: What are you looking for? Nanjing people: I think you want to die? When I am your father in Beijing, I am afraid of you. Kill you! ! ! Beijingers: Hey, are you being mean to me? (At the same time, I grabbed a brick from the ground) Nanjing people: (I immediately smashed a bicycle) Beijing people: (A brick hit Nanjing people's forehead and blood gushed out) Nanjing people: Do you dare to hit Lao Zi? Wipe the blood on your head with your arm, drop your bike, go up and kick Beijingers to the ground. ) Beijinger: (trying to get up) Nanjing Man: Yes, B! ! ! (Kicking nonstop)-Many Nanjing people quickly emerged from the spectators and besieged Beijingers! ! ! (Ten minutes later, 1 10 arrived, and everyone in Nanjing ran away. Beijingers fell to the ground in pain, with 23 self-driving cars on their backs. 1 10 Pick up the 1 1 shoes on the ground and take them back as evidence ...)

Nanjing people meet Japanese people: "Haji bought a circus to stay ..." Nanjing people: "Ha your mother's egg, give you a ghost!" (grabs a brick and jumps up) "It's Japanese, don't let him get away!" (More than N passers-by joined the fight ...) (The ambulance arrived n hours later, and the driver went to the toilet on the way to the hospital) (The hospital refused the seriously injured) (10 citizens who were present that day won the title of "Top Ten Good Citizens" one month later)