Life is full of ironic humorous jokes

Humorous jokes full of irony in life

1. A man went to the station to buy a ticket, and it took a long time before he came home.

His girlfriend asked him: Why did it take so long to buy? Are there so many people queuing up?

The man said helplessly: There are not many people queuing up, but there are too many people not queuing up!

< p> 2. After a person got on the bus, he found that the seats were all occupied, so he forced his way into the seat. The person on the seat said angrily: "They are all full, why are you still pushing up?

The man showed him the ticket in his hand: Have you seen it? This is a hard seat!?

3. I am a supermarket cashier.

Just now two ladies came to pay the bill with something in hand. They were rushing to pay the bill. The lady in front found her wallet and rummaged around in it but refused to take out the money. She saw the girl behind her take out the money. After arriving, she took out the money.

So I decisively accepted the money from the woman who was pretending to pay the bill. .

4. The passenger plane fell into the sea. The flight attendant asked the passengers to go down the slide into the sea. The passengers did not dare. The flight attendant asked the captain for help, and the captain quickly solved the problem.

When the flight attendant asked why, the captain said: To the Americans, it is an adventure; to the British, it is an honor; to the French, it is romantic; to the Germans, it is a rule; to the Japanese, If people say this is an order, that's fine.

The captain also said: The Chinese are too easy to deal with, just tell them it is free.

5. Hello, I live in room 816. The quilt in my room is a bit damp. ?

?Thank you for the compliment, sir, you are really discerning. This is indeed the latest model this year. ?

6. A person must have integrity. How can you kneel down to lend money to others?

?What does it matter? If you borrow money and pay it back, he will kneel down when the time comes. Begging me to pay him back. ? ;