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Who has a joke that is both cute and funny to read? Text me. Just a good one will do.

One day, a drunk took a taxi home, reached out and stopped a 1 10 patrol car, shouting: even if it is a kilometer, it is not necessary to write so big!

Teacher: "Baker, why does the rocket run so fast?" Baker: "whose ass is on fire, don't run hard!" " "

A man and his wife are often ambiguous. If they don't see it, their colleagues will send a pair of couplets. Part I: As long as life goes by, part II: Even if the head is a little green, cross-examine: Ninja Turtle.

Female xxx "I got the latest plan of General Dai Yang, and I also captured his son" "Great! Where is it? We will interrogate him immediately. " "no! Waiting for ten months to be born "funny news.

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

Teacher: Please make a sentence with "except". Xiao Ai immediately raised his hand and stood up, saying, "In addition, in addition" sounded in the troupe of the village. Teacher:

A factory organizes visits to museums and bathing activities. Director's instructions: lesbians take a bath in the morning and gay men visit. In the afternoon, gay men take a bath and lesbians visit. Be disciplined and don't take pictures! Funny zodiac resume

Robber: Tell me the password to the safe! Don't say kill you! Salesgirl: I won't tell you if you kill me! You ruined me, and I won't tell! The robber looked her up and down and said, you must be beautiful!

Do you remember? When you went to the TV station to sing a song, four referees and three fell down. Fortunately, a referee came on stage and shook hands with you excitedly and said, talent! It costs money for others to sing, and your singing is fatal!

After the funeral, the girlfriend comforted the woman who had just lost her spouse: don't think bad, think good. The new widow thought for a moment and said, this is the first time in 20 years that I know where he spent the night.

A flock of swallows pecked mud under the eaves to build their nests. After the bird's nest was built, swallows called on the roof. The children in the yard were curious and asked their father. Father replied: alas, the contractor hid and didn't pay others.

The mother took her daughter who had just returned from her honeymoon and was deeply nearsighted to the emergency department of ophthalmology, and said angrily that the man who came back with her was not the one who had spent her honeymoon with her before!

Art school stipulates that boys are not allowed to fall in love with female models. Xiao Qiang not only talked, but also got the model pregnant. Was known by the school. A few days later, the school announced that Xiao Qiang had been expelled for destroying props.

The mother bird was in tears, and the male bird said angrily, How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!

A three-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. The girl asked seriously, "Will you be responsible for me if you kiss me?" "The boy patted the girl on the shoulder." Don't worry, we're not one or two years old. "

Several people watched the sunrise, and one pointed to the treetops and said, I saw it. Others also said they saw it. At this time, someone came out from behind the tree with trousers: I saw it when I saw it. What are you yelling about? !