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Inspirational lines in Stephen Chow's films
Stephen Chow movie inspirational lines 1 1 Are you hungry? I will give you a bowl of noodles.
2. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.
Being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.
People are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
5. There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food.
I have always believed that fairy tales are true.
7.ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.
8. I have no strength to hit people. Is it still a society?
9. Why do I cry? It turned out to be onions.
10, it's dark ahead and you can't see anything. Not exactly. It will be beautiful after dawn.
1 1, unhappy, even if you live for a lifetime, it is useless. Happy, even if you only live for a few days!
12, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?
13, look, that man looks like a dog.
14, don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome.
15, I didn't expect the lion roar to have a big horn, so I candidly admit defeat.
16, the pants are already half taken off. Give me another chance!
17 I was going to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas.
18, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.
19, only more and more powerful, can more and more fairy tales.
20. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.
2 1, people, if there is no dream, what is the difference between it and salted fish.
22, eldest brother, you are just a robber, don't learn from others!
23. If you don't remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.
24. The Taoist priest brought money back to the villagers for dried fish: I won't want anything expensive!
25. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
26. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.
27, as long as the heart, everyone is a god of food.
28, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!
29, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!
30. My admiration for you is really like a raging river, and it is like a runaway Yellow River flooding.
3 1, there's nothing wrong with you. It's your parents' problems that make you like this.
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
33. Ten thousand years is too long. So don't wait so long.
34. The highest state of love is a kind of regret.
35, I should hit you, don't hurt you!
36. Jianghu is dangerous, so I never leave my name easily.
37. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me.
38. All love in the world is love, and there is no difference in size.
39. ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!
40. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?
4 1. Actually, I'm an actor.
42, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, be careful even the dog will faint.
43. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student).
44. so what It's chop suey noodles. What are a few pieces of shit? Twenty-three dollars and fifty cents.
45. Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous!
46. Do I have to tell you the palm of the Tathagata?
47. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills.
48. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you?
49. You are so humorous. I didn't advertise that you have shit on your face.
50. How come? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.
5 1, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?
52. Can you be professional!
53. With your wisdom, can I scare you?
54. I have been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.
Stephen Chow's film inspirational lines 2 1. Actually, I'm an actor. (king of comedy)
2. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. (domestic 007)
I'll take you (A Chinese Odyssey)
You'd better go back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous. (shaolin soccer)
My admiration for you is like a raging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control. (the duke of mount deer)
6. Can you be professional? (king of comedy)
7. Chickens are also patriotic! (Jigong)
8. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang played chess and scraped bones for healing. Now, I see A take the bullet. (domestic 007)
9, one township, two Li * * * three masters do not know the four books, five classics and six changes. It's very bold to teach 789 children. Ten rooms and nine poor people still make up 827 yuan, six points, five points and four points, and half-hearted and first-class (Tang Bohu points Qiuxiang)
10, wife, come out to see God with Niu Wangmo! (A Chinese Odyssey)
1 1. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? (A Chinese Odyssey)
12, people are born by his mother, and demons are born by his mother. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? (A Chinese Odyssey)
13. What's your mother's name? (A Chinese Odyssey)
14, Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this? (A Chinese Odyssey)
15, even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses. (domestic 007)
16, Leonardo da Vinci: I found a part-time job and did research work in the central mental hospital. Q: What kind of research work?
Da Vinci question and answer: being studied! (domestic 007)
17, I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry. (Tang Bohu orders Chou-heung)
18, I'll go up and down hundreds of thousands a second, and I'll eat chop suey noodles with you? (shaolin soccer)
/Mr. kloc-0/9, your forehead is big and your eyes are bright. The immortal was reincarnated and came to the world. I finally waited for you. Don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag, disaster is inevitable, but I am destined to let you see the whole picture, even if I have to take great risks. (gourmet)
20. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. There is a natural cycle, and the weather is beautiful. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My worship of the emperor is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control (the duke of mount deer).
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