Write ugly jokes

Teacher Pang Meimei teaches junior high school history. When correcting papers after an exam, she found that Tian Qiang, a student, wrote Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, as "Bird the Pig". In a rage, Mr. Pang wrote a comment behind this question: "How come even some common words are written in typos!" Tian Qiang, you are really a big businessman. "

Teacher Pang criticized the students for writing wrong words, only to find that he also wrote wrong words in a rage, and even wrote careless words as "big donkey". If you just made a mistake, that's enough. Unexpectedly, Teacher Pang squeezed these two words together, and it turned out to be a donkey, so the whole word became: Tian Qiang, you are really a big donkey.

Tian, his father, is very concerned about his children's homework. He checks the children's homework carefully every day. Seeing the teacher's comment on writing for the child, he called his son a "big donkey" and flew into a rage. How can he swear?

In order to criticize tian teacher's practice, I wrote a letter to my teacher. The main idea of the letter is that although your son wrote a typo, you should not call your child a donkey. If the child is a big donkey, I am an old donkey. Isn't the teacher a donkey teacher?

After Tian Qiang handed the letter to the teacher, Mr. Pang was puzzled by the dirty words in the letter. After reading the letter, he was very angry and reprimanded Tian Qiang, saying, My name is Pang Meimei. Why did your father write me a "fat sister"? I am a fat sister. Is your father a "skinny brother"?

It turned out that Tian Qiang's father mistyped Pang Meimei as "Fat Sister".

After reading the signature of the letter, Teacher Pang asked in surprise: Is your father Japanese?

Tian Qiang said: How can my father be Japanese?

This is clearly a Japanese name, a four-word name. Look-Tian Wenjiu!

Tian Qiang looked at it carefully. God, my dad's handwriting is really irregular. He wrote the word "bird" too loosely, and actually divided it into "nine" and "bird". He wrote his signature as "Tian Wen Jiu Bird". This is not a Japanese name. What is it?