Philippines invades and occupies Nansha islands and reefs

I very much support your approach (I adapted a few myself):

① One day, Philippine Air Force Commander Kadungog (middle) inspected China’s inherent territory—China On Ye Island, he led a group of Filipino Asans (Asans in India) to help the Chinese clean the "courtyard". Suddenly, a Filipino rookie flew over, pooped on Kadungog's head, and cursed: "Damn it, you haven't finished cleaning our house yet, and you came here to meddle in other people's business!!"

② One day, a Japanese was illegally fishing on the Diaoyu Islands in China. Suddenly a female turtle came out of the water and grabbed his ears: "Damn you, you think I can't find you if you take off your vest." If you don’t take good care of your home, what are you doing here? Go home and find a job!”

③ A fish was swimming near China’s Nansha Islands and suddenly saw another turtle fainting. In the water, he went to save him. It was learned that the turtle had a fever and was weak and could not return home. I wanted to save him and take him to rest on a nearby island. Unexpectedly, the feverish turtle refused to go: "There is a group of Filipino bandits there! They have taken over China's land and won't give it back!" In the end, the fish took it there, but they were disappointed when they got to the islands and reefs! The Philippines' Si was even more burned than the turtle - they couldn't even tell where their home was! !

④ A group of pigs took a boat trip to Nansha, China. The boat crashed and the pigs swam to an island to take refuge. Some Filipino soldiers working on the island saw them and wanted to go and have a look. Unexpectedly, as soon as the group of pigs saw them, they all fell to the ground and knelt down: "Brothers, we have had a hard time finding you! Hurry! Let's go home together!" Contact number for the lost wild boar brothers in the Philippines: (Philippines extension) 7474748 (Go, die, die, die, die) Bar)!