Translation of college English jokes

Translation of College English Jokes (6 General Articles)

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is a translation of college English jokes (6 in total) compiled by me for your reference only. I hope it will help you!

A man is bragging about how great his country is. Finally, he began to describe the tall buildings in his country.

"There is a building so high that it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall from it!"

"My God!" His friend said. "He must be dead!"

"Of course. He has been without food and water for three days!"

Translation:

A man is bragging about how incredible his country is. Finally, he began to talk about how tall the buildings in his country are.

"There is a tall building, and it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall from it!"

"My God!" His friend said. "Of course he must be dead!"

"Of course. He has been without food and water for three days! "

Wife: Honey, you looked quiet last night. You like to repeat the same thing at the dinner table.

Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything a drunk says. By the way, what did I tell you?

Wife: I love you, dear.

Translation:

Wife: Honey, you looked really drunk last night. There was always some nagging at the dinner table.

Husband: Really? Never believe what a drunk says. By the way, what did I say?

Wife: I love you, dear.

On the trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted themselves to this fascinating spectacle. After three days of exhaustion, we walked home.

As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."

Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

My husband waved weakly and said, "Goodbye, money."

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Disneyland in Florida is a fascinating place. Once, my husband and I took two children on a trip, and we were completely attracted by its wonders. After three days of exhausted play, we are going home.

When we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mike."

The daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

The husband also waved weakly and said, "Goodbye, Dollar."

Nurse: Oh, my God! The patient who was being treated fell and fainted at the gate of our hospital. The police officer is here!

Doctor: Relax. Turn him over and let him walk towards the hospital.

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Nurse: No, the patient who just received treatment fell down at the gate of the hospital and passed out. The police will come soon.

Doctor: Don't worry. Turn him over and let him walk to the hospital.

College English jokes with translation 5 "I have a terrible headache. I'm going to see a doctor. "

"Nonsense, I had a headache yesterday. I ran home and kissed my wife, and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try? "

"Good idea. Call your wife and tell her I'll be right there."

Translation:

"I have a terrible headache. I'm going to see a doctor. "

"Nonsense, I also had a headache yesterday. I rushed home and kissed my wife, and the pain stopped immediately. Why don't you try? "

"Good idea. Call your wife and tell her I'll be right there. "

But I didn't listen when I was putting on makeup.

In class, Mary combs her hair and makes up, while looking at the small mirror. The teacher noticed and commented, "You shouldn't put on makeup during class."

Mary replied, "But I wasn't listening when I was putting on makeup."

Translation:

But I didn't attend class when I was putting on makeup.

In class, Mary tied her hair and made up in front of a small mirror. The teacher found out and said, "You shouldn't wear makeup in class."

Mary replied, "but I didn't listen to the class when I put on makeup."

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