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Ask for the classic lines of "I have a date with zombies" series
2. Memory will disappear, but love will stay. Tang jinbao
Don't talk to me about interest, talk about money. Ma Xiaoling.
I love the silver bottle, from the first time I met her 800 years ago, the moment when she stood in front of my horse with a silver gun and a mask, the moment when she took off the feathers on my hat with a silver gun, and the moment when I said, "See you tomorrow, pioneer hag". ......
I know that my long life is doomed to miss and wait. .......
-Witch, my soul-chasing witch-
I really don't know why two people who are doomed to die on the battlefield fall in love with each other. The arrow says, "No one is looking for happiness on the battlefield." However, love comes, regardless of time and place. She fell in love with an enemy, and this enemy is a zombie, so there is no winner in this war. We all failed completely. She lost her life and I was in pain.
-Witch, my soul-chasing witch-
Fate makes man. I think maybe God is punishing me. ......
Day after day, year after year, yesterday becomes the memory of today, and today becomes the memory of tomorrow.
And memories gradually become nightmares. ......
However, even if I live another thousand years, I would like to have the same nightmare in this thousand years, because I can still see her every time in my dream. ......
-Witch, my soul-chasing witch-
-The one with big innocent eyes. ......
-Innocent and lovely full of ideals and deep feelings. ......
The brave and gentle one. ......
- ....
-The one who lives in my heart forever like a god. .....
Yue yinping
No one can understand what kind of life this is. From then on, I was only lonely.
However, fate played a trick on me again.
I met another woman in my life who could never escape-
Notre Dame de Yaochi
"It's a pity that you are not the king," she told me.
"It's a pity that you are not Yue Yinping," I told her.
She was supposed to be with Fuxi, but fate pushed her to my side.
All this is because she left a drop of blood in my heart. .....
This is what she planned.
"Six thousand eight hundred years ago, when I planted Yaochi Xiantao with painstaking efforts, you were destined to be the pawn of my destiny ... I'm sorry, you are unbreakable." She said.
I'm just a pawn of hers. ......
But I know her heart is hurting, too. Because our hearts are connected-in my heart, there is a drop of her hard work, and the person who knows her best in the world is me. I know very well how crazy her lover Wang Ai is, but I also know very well how she feels about me. So, no matter what she did to me, I won't blame her.
"I owe you too much to die with me." This is the last thing she said to me.
-It's me, but I'm not even qualified to die with her.-So I'm still alive.-So God continues to punish me.
She left, leaving that drop of blood, but taking away my heart. .......
I am still alive. ......
I held "Unbreakable Legend" to my chest, as if I saw the moment when my knife hit the silver bottle 800 years ago-her mask slipped off, revealing the face of the Virgin. ......
I hold the unbreakable legend in my chest, as if I saw the moment when my knife cut at the silver bottle 800 years ago-she leaned against my shoulder gently and asked with a smile, "Are you heartbroken?"
I am still alive. ......
"It's a pity that you are not the king," she told me.
"It's a pity that you are not Yue Yinping," I told her. ......
I talked to myself like a fool. There is one thing I will never forget, and that is why I recorded this tape. I don't want to forget someone, someone who killed me in a previous life. Perhaps it is for this reason that this man is destined to become a zombie in his life, and I am the one who catches zombies. I don't know why I don't want to forget him, even if one minute is the end of the world. I also want this person to stay in my heart until the last second. Although we don't spend much time together, there are too many facts. We have cared about each other, been sad, separated, and even faced life and death together, but we never gave up on each other every time. I have been thinking all day that when this man tried to put his sword into Ma Linger's chest in his last life, his heart should be more painful than Ma Linger's. It's really not easy to kill someone you love. Ma Linger should not resent him, unless, this woman has never loved this man. Or meet again in this life, not to return a life, but to continue a fruitless relationship for thousands of years, an immortal true love. I believe that only in this way can we never owe each other. In fact, there is only one last sentence. I never dare to tell others or myself that I am in love with this man. ...
Every woman once had a dream that one day she would dress up the most beautifully for the person she loved, then put on a pure white wedding dress and walk into the church to meet the most unforgettable moment in her life. I believe that every woman in the Ma family, including Madonna and Xiaoling, had the same dream. But in reality, our wedding dress is Ma's uniform. But once upon a time, I vowed never to wear this dress again. I can hardly walk in this dress because it is too heavy. I thought I would be relaxed without it. Who knows, the road ahead is unknown. In fact, among my clothes, I always think this one is the most beautiful. I am willing to die in the arms of the person I love.
Bai Susu: Sometimes there are people you will never forget. Whether it is a hundred years or a thousand years, you think you have completely forgotten him, but you don't know when and where he will appear in your mind silently. You think you can laugh it off, but in fact, tears have already flowed.
Kuang Tianyou: If we can really change history tomorrow, Kuang Guohua died 60 years ago, and there would be no Kuang Tianyou today. How can I go to karaoke and fight with people? After tomorrow, my friends around me will never remember me again. Even if we fought together, laughed together and cried together, even a small memory will not exist.
Ma Xiaoling: After tomorrow, because he often quarrels and argues with me, he will never say that he doesn't believe me. I will always pretend to be strong in front of him, but only this person can make me cry. We can die for each other. I won't remember this man. I don't even know that he ever existed.
Kuang Tianyou: Maybe it's a good thing to forget me.
Ma Xiaoling: I don't want to forget.
The most suitable words for all girls to learn:
Kuang Tianyou: Giving a ring doesn't mean I propose to you, but I want to get started.
The question that most people want to know the answer to:
Kuang Tianyou: People do wrong things, but zombies do wrong things. Who will get what they did wrong?
What makes people want to hit the wall most is:
Ma Dingdong: Do you have a mother?
What happened? ! Xiaoling? !
Pearl Krabs, why don't you cry for me?
What's the matter with you? I'm scared, Xiaoling. I am afraid of you.
Pearl Krabs, don't ask anything, just cry for me ... Are you crying? ! Come on!
I cried, I cried ... Xiaoling, don't do this. I was scared.
God bless the article
Do you believe in past lives? So I regret it every time I do something wrong. I pray every day, hoping that the Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin can give me a chance to turn back. I wish I could go back in time. But every time I close my eyes, after a second, when I open my eyes again, time not only doesn't stop, but seconds pass. I always say to myself, "Kuang Tianyou, it doesn't matter if you do something wrong. More importantly, give yourself a chance to turn back! " I can do it, so can you.
My name is Kuang Guohua. Once upon a time, I tried to forget everything in the past, even the existence of Kuang Guohua. I almost think I can succeed.
It's never useful to forget one thing. When you think you can forget the past, things 60 years ago and people 60 years ago have become nightmares that you can never get rid of. I will never forget that this dream has something to do with the Ma family.
Ma Xiaoling is indeed hard-spoken but soft-hearted. But some people always treat others better than themselves. Ma Xiaoling is such a person. If her last name is not Ma and I'm not a zombie, maybe we can be friends. Because we all have many similarities, and we don't know how to face certain things, certain people, certain feelings and even ourselves. A new day has begun, or a new life has officially begun. I suddenly found that my hatred for the Ma family has decreased a lot.
After a man died, the angel who came to meet him said to him, "Congratulations, after you died, many people cried for you, but few people laughed." This is the result of being kind to others in front of you, so the door of heaven has been opened for you. " How do I know that the man said, "Then I'd rather stay in hell. I don't want anyone to cry for me. " The angel sighed and said, "It's too late, and the tears will never come back." Then, the angel dragged the unfortunate man to heaven.
Pearl Krabs has shed too many tears for me. I am very grateful to everyone who has made compensation for me, especially another god who lives here. I hope the word "Kuang Tianyou" will represent the end of Pearl Krabs's life and a new beginning for another person. A man's greatest test is not death, but whether he has the courage to live. The name Kuang Tianyou was given to me by my grandmother. I hope someone can live a happy life under this name, and don't let me down again. May God continue to bless.
Do you know why I married Pearl Krabs? I didn't intend to tell you, because I turned Pearl Krabs into a zombie, and you became an ordinary person, old and dead. I hope to see you fall in love, get married and have children in my lifetime.
Pearl Krabs once said to me: If you don't love her, don't bite her. I will always remember this sentence. But I decided ... I decided to bite you.
I can't live without you in Kuang Tianyou, Ma Xiaoling!
Sending a ring doesn't mean I propose to you, but I hope to have a start.
Although it is a good beginning, it may not have a good ending.
When people do something wrong, God collects it. Zombies do something wrong, and the horse family collects it. Who will accept Ma's mistakes?
I dare not love because I am afraid that the person I love will die in front of me; I dare not hate, because hate will make me do something wrong.
I will not turn the woman I love into a zombie and let her endure eternal loneliness and pain like me.
Xiaoling is obedient and gets some sleep.
She is my daughter. Right or wrong, I, Kuang Tianyou, will take responsibility from today.
Let's forget the existence of time and where you are going. Even if the next second is the end of the world, as long as this second does not come, it is not a fact. There is only one fact, that is, we are together. ......
If tomorrow can really change history, Kuang Guohua died 60 years ago, and there would be no Kuang Tianyou today. How can I go to karaoke and fight with people? After tomorrow, my friends around me will never remember me again. Even if we fought together, laughed together and cried together, even a small memory will not exist.
Maybe it's a good thing to forget me
Xiaoling tablets
When one story ends, another story will begin. Riley and Sylvia have completely disappeared from this world. But in another world, another time and space, maybe they will start a more touching love story, but don't be a tragedy again, and don't meet me again. When will my story really begin? When will it end? When I close my eyes, who will accompany me?
Don't talk to me about interest, talk about money!
Those who are against the soldiers are punishing evil ahead!
An arrow will always be an arrow, and it can never replace Kuang Tianyou.
Too bad you're still not Kuang Tianyou.
It turns out that time is meaningless. ......
Release the dragon? It's not a trick to keep it Do you know how much it costs to keep a dragon?
It turns out that holding back tears is more heartbreaking than tears. A tear can be light when it falls, and it can be felt when it is held back. There is a kind of love, knowing it, because happiness is not inevitable.
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