What are the funny jokes?

Xiao Lin's father is the deputy warden of a prison. One day, my mother took Lin shopping.

When checking out, the cashier asked him if he often came to visit his mother. Linlin replied, "Yes, because my father is in prison every day."

2. The wife takes the children to the zoo to play. Suddenly, the child saw a fat and big cat and asked, "Mom, is this a husband or a wife?"

The wife was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer the questions raised by the children. At this time, the child made his own judgment: "Mom, I know. This cat is a husband! "

"Why?" Mother asked in surprise.

Child: "I just gave it a hard twist, and it didn't bark or jump." It just lowered its head and said nothing. "

When my son was 3 or 4 years old, I gave him an English book, such as looking at pictures and reading books. Finally, the word list, the words under a small pattern, filled a page. The son turned to this page and shouted "Lianliankan".

4. One day, Xiao Ming went to a roadside stall to buy a watch, and found that a POLO watch was actually sold in 99 yuan, so he bought it happily. When I arrived at school the next day, the students all thought the pattern on Xiao Ming's POLO watch was very strange. He should have been sitting on a horse with a mallet, but Xiao Ming's design was actually holding a flag!

So Xiaoming went to the boss, who looked at him in surprise and said, "Congratulations, little friend!" " Everyone else is a team member, and yours is the captain! "