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Find out which cartoon this picture originated from! ! ! It feels so good ~ ~ ~
Story introduction
Charm turns to school students-mystery, charm and the feeling of deer colliding with each other. In fact, the image of a student who is fascinated by the school is just: a boy who is a little hungry! The source of everything is a letter. One day, a hungry Man Jing received a letter. This is an admission notice of a famous college that can't enter without passing the extremely difficult entrance examination (this is an admission notice that says "you can eat your meals for free at school"). With this free meal ticket, Jing transferred to the legendary super famous school-private college, where outstanding students from all walks of life gathered! I found that the students here are all super-individualistic and naturally walk in the college. Then there are two groups of weirdos-the Student Union and Lan Fan, who will appear in his life. It should be a good thing to transfer to a super prestigious school, right? But what greeted me was ... why were there so many unfortunate things on the first day of transfer? Why do you meet fortune tellers talking about misfortune as soon as you go out in the morning? Why do fireworks explode when crossing the bridge? Also, why can't you remind me in advance that my room is allocated to the girls' dormitory? Maybe I'm involved in something. What will my future life be like? New encounters? How to live under the same roof with six girls? Predictably, the troublesome life in the academy began, and the difficult days in the future began!
character introduction
(The Hungry Leading Role in Transfer School)-Ge Mujing
Suddenly, I received an admission notice from a private dazzling college. It was a college that could not be admitted without passing an extremely difficult exam, and all the fans who transferred to the school were transferred to the school. The protagonist who transferred to another school just because he saw the words "free tuition and free meals" on the notice. Actually, it's just that ordinary people need more food. Compared with other strange people, this college is full of mystery and is called mysterious transfer students. Because single-parent families grow up, they are far more calm than their peers; Moreover, the coordination is also very good, and the attitude is not cold, but it is quite popular with everyone. My favorite motto is "seeking truth from facts". Hate troublesome things. However, it is always troubled by the temptation of food; Because of the indomitable character in my bones, even if I hate it, I will stick to it and solve the trouble completely. My mother died when she was very young, and I was raised by my father alone. I grew up in a family with no women at all, and I was very surprised by the relationship between men and women. To sum up, I care more about food than women. However, girls still have some normal evil psychology, and they will still get dark when they see underwear or touch their breasts. Because there were no vacancies in the boys' dormitory, I simply lived in the special dormitory of Xuanlan Society, which was full of girls. You can easily enter the girls' dormitory without such a simple reason as a fake mother, so that the predecessors of the fake mother can burst into tears instantly.
Inaba Yui's birthday: 65438+1October 65438+June/Blood type: AB/ Height: 153cm/ Weight: 46kg.
Famous saying (? ) "If it's that big, where should I start eating?" A classmate who turned earlier than the scene. Cheerful, approachable, always relaxed and carefree, in fact, a little timid, coquetry, anxious, flustered words and deeds will become fragmented. When I first met Jing, I was like-minded and relaxed, and the relationship immediately became very good. A gluttonous character like Jing, who likes food best, is the greatest happiness when he is eating and drinking bagels and holding coffee and milk in his hands. However, I feel shy about myself and use "I'm not hungry at all" to cover it up. Sumeragi Amane's birthday: 65438+1October 3 1/ blood type: A/ height: 155cm/ weight: 47kg.
Famous saying (? ) "It is clear that I just caused a sensation at the fireworks meeting yesterday, but this time I turned into a transfer student without authorization. What's going on here? ! "Responsible for budget management, standardized operation and supervision of student union, president of Xuanlan Society of private Phoenix Xuanlan College. Take the initiative to take care of Yui and Jing's classmates who transferred from school. The daughter of the chairman, who is also a big lady of the world's chaebol royal family, will never do anything to show off her identity. Have a strong sense of responsibility and set an example in everything. Never refuse the kind of request made by others, especially the pure and hard-working request. On the contrary, it is easy to get hot-headed, treat others' words and deeds too harshly, and always reflect afterwards. Pretending not to be interested in love, in fact, there are girls looking forward to the side of the prince. When I was a child, I seemed to have a tendency to like my brother (the vice-president of the student union who is intellectually elegant and perfect)-Egret Lily Birthday: July 13/ Blood type: B/ Height: 162cm/ Weight: 50kg.
Famous saying (? ) "There's nothing I can do ... You saved my life, and you should keep it a secret to play the dragon." Vice President of the Student Union of the Private Fengkuanglan College, and Jing's favorite pupil. There is an idol-like existence of the academy that is equally divided with the water of Xuanlan Society. Almost all the affairs of the student union are handled in time by Mo Lili and another vice-chairman, Yagino. Quiet and gentle, noble and elegant. High ability, dignified appearance, excellent grades and all-around sports. There is no omission in doing anything, and it is very important. But sometimes it's dark. XD…… ............................................................................................................................................................................... I also have a high adaptability and can respond to the strange words and deeds of the president of the student union with a smile. For Jing, this is a good object to discuss interpersonal relationships and learning problems. It is best to approach the sister of the Blue Sail Club. Sometimes she will ask for help in the affairs of the Blue Sail Club. Maria, Angel College-Water Dancer Birthday: August 30th/Blood Type: O/ Height: 156cm/ Weight: 45kg.
Famous saying (? ) "If possible, let me go with you! A person's words are quite shy! " Vice-president of private Maple Blue College Society, princess-like lovely personality, classmate with Jing. The idol-like existence of the college is equally divided with the egret lily of the student union. Long hair fluttering, doll-like cute appearance that anyone yearns for, angel-like love, all students yearn for. At first glance, it gives people a vague feeling. In fact, he is a positive person who challenges energetic and single-minded things. I feel a little far away from the world and know nothing about some common sense that I should know. In addition, because they don't know how to doubt others, they will immediately take jokes seriously. I am often teased by Jing Yong, but since I have no such friends so far, I think it is also very fresh and enjoyable. My interest is painting and making three-dimensional objects, and I have quite avant-garde taste (such as making a sculpture of a thinker with a bun). . . Cake), often doing things that ordinary people can't understand, together with lily, are two recognized school flowers. Suzuno Yukishiro's birthday: February 29th/blood type: O/ height: 150cm/ weight: 44kg.
Famous saying (? ) "I always feel that the place where I hit my head … seems to be flashing …" Jing classmate. It is also a lovely and independent existence in the class, always staying quietly in an inconspicuous place in the classroom or in the clinic. It gives people an ethereal and weak feeling, and it looks quite weak. Personality is very gentle, like a little sister (but of the same age), and she always speaks very gently. When you are accosted, you will smile with joy, which always gives people a feeling of "having to protect her". Often hit the wall, hit the door and other obstacles, pear flower with rain is difficult to leave. (Mad Mechanic Dormitory Leader)-Jiutiaojiu Liuli Birthday: April 26th/Blood Type: B/ Height: 142cm/ Weight: 37kg.
Famous saying (? ) "From there on, it was completely a girls' dormitory. No entry! If you go in, you will burn to death! " He is a member of the private Wind View College and a junior in Jing. The person in charge of the dormitory where Jing lived in the club. A capable female student, who is responsible for all the support work of Xuanlan Society. Take the scene of suddenly transferring to the dormitory as an example, it is a key figure. Because I know more about male behavior than many boys, I take it for granted that all men are male beasts. My major is mechanical engineering, and I study all kinds of machinery in my room. Crystal's roommate, the robot MAXX, is made by her, and she can take out the laser cannon at any time? He has a neurotic and eccentric personality peculiar to genius and hates futile things. Everything is judged by its function. I'm not timid, I'm not soft on any enemies, I'm enthusiastic about people I used to like, and I'm willing to help anyone. I like taking a bath best, and I stubbornly believe that I must take a bath three times a day. (Overoptimistic student union secretary)-Lin's birthday: March 14/ Blood type: A/ Height: 142cm/ Weight: 39kg.
Famous saying (? It doesn't matter if the president doesn't work! Just sit there and watch! " Secretary of the Student Union of Private Fengdiaolan College, a junior in Jing. The department of information processing and mathematics has a high ability and a programming genius. She also developed MAXX's artificial intelligence. However, because he is always in high spirits & super positive and cheerful personality, he really can't see that it is science and mathematics. Liuli of Lanfan Club is a classmate and a mutually recognized opponent. Write "Nemesis" but pronounce it "friend". I don't know why the president of the student union who worships fooling around always praises him, unconsciously helps him make strange plans, and worships him at the same time, but completely denies love and mystery novels. He likes to be locked in a foreign house, the suspension bridge falls, the curse of the fallen soldiers, the inheritance dispute, and the night without death. My favorite writer is Akihito Masahiro. (Idle, playful student union president)-Huang Zhuolong Birthday: 65438+1October 1/ Blood type: AB/ Height: 175cm/ Weight: 66kg.
Famous saying (? ) "Jing doesn't wear the uniform of the student union? If only I could dress so handsome. " Chairman of the Student Union of Private Fengchoulan College. One of the world's leading chaebols, heir to the royal family, Sumeragi Amane's younger brother. I don't care about anything, as long as I am happy, everything is fine, and sometimes I hold strange activities to mess up the school. Being a man has no elements, and Jing is also regarded as the "president of the nerd student union", which makes people unable to resent it. The students' union can be said to be idle, always playing with the PDA in the students' union room, and I don't know where to go unless I take a nap in the room. Basically approachable, easy to talk to anyone, often playing tricks on girls or crystals with poor jokes. I like my sister Yin Tian best, and I always care about her very much. But often rejected, it seems to enjoy it. She is Mo Lili's fiance and her sister Yin Tian's half-brother, and she plays the piano very well. However, for some reason, she stopped playing the piano. What she is best at is climbing ranbow (invincible vice president of the Student Union)-Yaeeee Birthday: Aug 12/ Blood type: A/ Height: 180cm/ Weight:. ) "As long as you can help fight dragons, we can concentrate on our work."
[1] Vice Chairman of Student Union of Private Fengkuanglan College. Dealing with affairs while suppressing the bookworm principal is essentially the leader of the student union. Usually calm, can accurately grasp the situation and then take action. At the same time, he is also a gentle and trustworthy man who silently helps others when they are in trouble. But show no mercy to the enemy and go all out at once. The president of the student union plays with dragons and is a roommate. They have known each other for a long time since their freshman year, but they were treated in a rather rude way. Curiosity is surprisingly strong. I didn't stop playing with dragons and holding strange activities, but I enjoyed it. By the way, the second child at home, a gentle brother who is very considerate of his sister, even has a nosebleed at the sight of his sister (robot girlfriend) -Maxx birthday (…): March 25th/blood type:/height: 50cm/ weight: 80kg? ) "Boy, you are my good friend from today. Roommates are good friends, isn't it great! " Quiet classmate, best friend (I call myself), roommate. Liuli, a genius of mechanical engineering, developed the No.28 multipurpose robot in 1999. MAXX
[The program written by Hayashi has a high degree of artificial intelligence and the thinking circuit is the same as that of human males. The development code is murder weapon extreme explorer. It fully embodies the unique naming taste of wine Liuli. The straightforward character of speaking out when you feel noisy. But a good man who thinks of his friends from the bottom of his heart. Robots who like smooth metal bodies hate fingerprints sticking to them. It seems that people will get carried away when they are praised because of the use of armed forces. (Only students who come occasionally) Another form of MAXX-beautiful girl electricity!
A robot with a pure face but actually careless-another form-the chairman of ——MAXX (Giant Khan)
[3] Originally used as an intelligent substitute for MAXX's stainless steel body maintenance, it is an artificial person made of nine colored glasses. Crystal and Yui speak highly of Ming's lovely face, but MAXX himself hates this unmanly body. But it is obviously an artificial person with an enviable figure. (The director is also the mother of the emperor's younger brother and sister)-The wife of the current director of Huangchiba Private Orchid College, the mother of the younger brother and sister of the Student Union, and always makes people feel that she used to be a virtuous and elegant lady, young, amiable and very temperament. Two children who love him very much (the father who loves his son)-Ge Shu's wife died when the children were very young, and then she raised Jing alone. Open-minded and cheerful, with a mature personality, although sometimes off-line, but also a charming uncle (…). By the way, I am a policeman by profession. Jing's father. (Teacher Yan)-Keiichiro Itokawa is in charge of mathematics teaching and the implementation of talent education. Serious attitude seems to be very popular with girls, but I'm not interested and don't even look at it. A little neurotic, you can never forgive people who disturb your rhythm. Quiet class teacher. I am proud! )
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