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A fable about why the monkey's ass is red.
One day, monkeys and goats went out to play together. The monkey walked in front and the goat followed. Suddenly, a small spark flew from a distance and landed on the hair behind the monkey's ass. The goat quickly asked the monkey, "Brother Monkey, are you sure you won't take care of things that have nothing to do with yourself?" The monkey didn't look back and said, "Of course, it doesn't matter." The goat said, "Good! Then I don't care. "
The goat said it didn't matter, but he felt sorry for it. It ran over and took the monkey's arm and said, "Brother Monkey, things have nothing to do with yourself, but harm others and yourself." Can't you control them? "
The monkey said impatiently, "You, your old habit of meddling can't be changed!" " I told you, no matter what! "
Just then, the fire behind the monkey's ass suddenly burst into flames, making the monkey cry out in pain: "Oh, brother goat, put out the fire behind my ass!" " "
At this time, the goat said slowly and deliberately, "Brother Monkey, didn't you say to mind your own business?"
"Go to tube! Take care! Be in charge! " The monkey said while jumping.
Although the fire behind the monkey's ass was put out by the goat, it left a palm-sized red mark. Since then, the monkey's ass has turned red!
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