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Fantasy "I am a spirit fox"

I am a spiritual fox who has practiced for thousands of years. I have practiced for thousands of years and been alone for thousands of years. I practice alone in this deep mountain, with the sky as my cover and the earth as my seat. What I like to do every day is to admire the stars. Seas of flowers, forests, and endless jungles...

? Feeling the beauty and magic of nature, all things are spiritual and have their own lives. I can see the vitality in them, walking through the jungle every day I have many good friends and I feel very happy.

My grandma once told me: The purest place is in the mountains and forests, which is also the most suitable place for practice. As for the human world, it is the most filthy and filthy, especially human beings. Although grandma is gone, I will remember her words and practice here for thousands of years to become a fox fairy respected by spirits.

? One day, an old monk with a gray beard came. He was very respected by the demon spirits and almost occupied my position. It is said that he is an eminent monk who can give us guidance so that we can avoid detours and bumpy roads on the road of spiritual practice. He speaks like an old god.

I am not convinced. Anyone in this jungle who does not know me as a spirit fox calls me eldest sister. How can my status be shaken by a mortal? I came to the cave where he was. There was a long queue here, and they all came because of his reputation. Only I came for the challenge. I clapped my hands to the spirits, and they all looked over and made way for me. .

After entering, the old man stood up and smiled at me! I was very depressed: Could it be that this old monk knew me? I waved my hand and asked all the spirits to go out. I wanted to discuss things with this old man. How can an old man like him break the comfortable life of our souls?

When I was talking about dry mouth, he was smiling and pretending to be serious. I started to get annoyed, so I started to fight with him. I used my spiritual power that I had practiced for thousands of years to fight with him. At the critical moment, he actually stopped. Haha, it seems that I am still very aware of current affairs! If I stop in advance, I won't lose so miserably. Thinking that there are still my friends outside, I decided to go home and think about countermeasures before trying again.

After several days of fighting, the initial reluctance to admit defeat slowly turned into a mentality of admiration. When I came to the cave every day, I felt a kind of joy and a kind of anxiety. Oh my God! Why does this old monk have a halo of light on his head that still shines? He feels like a wise man. He is so good at talking. Slowly, I became one of his admirers and actually joined the queue at the door. In the fan team. Listening to what he said made sense. Slowly, I felt that I was a frog in the well. Oh! No, I should be a "fox in the forest." What I knew and understood were just some small things in this forest. I felt I am very insignificant, but he actually understands the universe. He has a thorough understanding of the three realms of heaven, man and demon. I decided to learn from him. My sincerity slowly moved him, and he showed me a clear path. He said a lot, but I can't remember it. The only thing that made me understand was "experience", which said that I should leave the forest and leave home to find What...what heaven and earth, hmm! That's what it means. So after a period of study, I felt that I could go out and I wanted to try. Although my grandma said that it was dangerous and ugly outside, I decided that I was going to find my world and "experience".

? Just because I go out to look for them doesn’t mean that my cute little demon spirits will be handed over to the old monk and have status.

After generously saying that I would create a better future and a better world for everyone, and handing over the supreme leadership power to my little cute little Hualing, I set off bravely.

When I came to a small town, I used my spiritual power to dress up and hide the things about me that were different from ordinary people. There was a small bridge as I walked forward, and there was a small bridge next to it. The stone reads "Red Leaf Town".

Coming here, these people are so strange, why do they talk like this? They are not as cute, kind, and pure as our demon spirits at all. They are really unfriendly. They are so noisy that it feels like they are cursing. Their voices are so loud that it’s scary!

A man came running towards me. An uncle shouted: Help, my wife is beating me! A woman behind was holding a broom with a ferocious face, wow! How could there be such a scary person? Grandma is right, humans are really scary.

By the way, I came here to study. Maybe this was the test that the old monk said. I hurriedly stepped forward to find out more. It turned out that the uncle in front had stolen the money of the aunt in the back, and the aunt was going to beat her to death. He, by the way, the old monk said that helping others is also growth, so I beat the uncle to death with a flick of my finger, took out a rag bag from him, threw it to the aunt, and said to her, is this your money? ? The aunt was stunned. I knew that the aunt must be very happy. I helped her, but she was probably too happy.

? It’s really strange here. There are people shouting loudly and money is everywhere. Is money the most powerful thing here? When I walked to the restaurant, I saw many people eating. When they wanted to give money, a man in ragged clothes suddenly came to them with a bowl and asked for money. The man left before finishing his meal. Isn’t this a waste? Forget it if you don’t give money, you are still wasting food, and you still want to leave. So I asked them to finish eating everything on the table, and they had to pay for it. If they didn't pay, I would let them keep their mouths until they agreed. They called someone in shabby clothes a beggar, oh! So he was called a beggar. The beggar was very happy. He took the money and worshiped me like a god. I finally experienced the feeling of the old monk. I felt What I did is right, I will continue to do this and find my world here.

In this way, I became the eldest sister here. Although many people provoked me and made trouble for me, I solved them all.

? I went to many towns, villages, and large county governments. One day, the old monk sent me a letter kite and asked me to go back. I refused to go back. I wanted to become a person who could be admired by others. People, like old monks, are admired and respected by many people.

? Having stayed in "Qinglin County" for a long time, I feel that it can make people feel more comfortable here. There are many "great wise men" who speak very reasonable words. Some people are very good at painting. It's so vivid that I can admire it for a long time. Some people like to read poetry. Although I don't understand what it means, I feel that they are so talented! Every place I go, I change my look. An identity, so my identity here is 'Xiao Ling'. I like to ponder some curious and new things. As long as I find it interesting, I will approach it and ponder it. I have experienced two seasons here, Recently, I have become obsessed with a new and curious thing, which is grinding soy milk. The strange thing is that the soy milk has a strong bean aroma, sweet and sour taste, and tastes better than mountain spring. Compared with grandma’s honey, it is A different feeling!

? There is a private school outside the city, and there are some talented teachers in it. Of course, I also became one of them. I made a lot of jokes because of my ignorance, but I was still quite popular. They all regarded me as a source of happiness. I knew they must like me. I am going back soon, and I must learn different skills, so I chose to learn from my husband...