A humorous joke that I don't sleep at midnight.

1. There is a new male colleague in the company. At first glance, he is honest. He was obviously nervous when he introduced himself!

The male colleague introduced himself: "Da ... this ... hello, everyone, I ... my surname is Gou, and I am naked."

2. When I was a child. I once saw my old uncle fall asleep on the sofa with a burning cigarette between his fingers.

I walked over in great distress and gently lit a new clip for him.

I like to light half a box of cigarettes all afternoon.

My uncle was so grateful when he woke up that he decided not to let me eat.

▼ This designer, you can change careers. ▼

3. Female: "I want to be a man in my next life! No relatives care. "

Man: "I only come to see you once a month during your period. Be content.". We come to Chen Bo every day. "

Female: ".........."

4. I am a primary school teacher, and I will meet all kinds of interesting answers when I change my papers at the end of the term.

A test in a grade: change the following sentences into anthropomorphic sentences. The sentence is "Birds are chirping in the tree."

Most students are habitually called "birds of singing in the trees".

Suddenly I saw a sentence: the bird cried in the tree: I am a man! I am human!

▼ I give 10 points for this dress. ▼

5. I saw the introduction on the poster: the story of a beautiful woman and seven fierce men crossing the stormy waves, so I bought a ticket to see it. I was hooked when the movie was on. It turned out that the Eight Immortals crossed the sea.

The next day, the man passed by again. This time, it was written that seven wretched men fainted while taking advantage of beautiful women and dragged them into the depths of the forest. The man did not resist the temptation and bought a ticket to see it. The result is Snow White and the seven dwarfs.

On the third day, the man vowed never to buy a ticket again, but this time it was written that seven young people broke into the couple's house and conquered their wives in turn. Finally, the man couldn't stand the test and bought a ticket to see it.

Results TM, King Kong gourd baby.

6. Female colleagues are carrying many boxes.

The stockings slipped unconsciously, but they couldn't get out.

The woman said to her male colleague: Do me a favor, thank you.

So the man silently helped her put on stockings.

The woman opened her mouth wide and looked at him strangely …

▼ How many words can you see? ▼

7. In fact, bin Laden is often in rural China, because rural China often says: Bin Laden, go to sleep.

8. There is a 4-year-old girl at my friend's house. One day, she didn't know what she had done wrong and was beaten by her mother. When she cried,

Her mother said, still crying or crying?

The little girl sobbed and said, TMD, if you hit someone, you won't cry. Do you have a sense of public morality?

Her mother couldn't stop laughing. Of course, that's not the point. The point is that the little girl went on to say that she was so happy when she hit someone. Are you happy to hit me?

▼ Hurry up, I have a straight flush. ▼

9. A lady went for artificial insemination. When she undressed and lay in bed, she found that the doctor began to take off her pants, too! The lady exclaimed, "What are you doing?"

The doctor replied, "I'm really sorry, but the bottled ones are used up." "

Used up. . . .

10, a person just started a business and rented a luxury office.

One day, I saw a man outside ready to come in. The man pretended to be busy with business and picked up the phone and talked nonsense. He kept throwing out several big figures as if he were talking about a big deal.

Finally, he hung up the phone and asked the visitor, "What's the matter?"

The man blushed and replied, "Sorry, I installed the phone."

I copied it from the workshop of Huang He, the official account of WeChat.

Hope to adopt.