Tell me three fresh jokes to cheer me up. Better make me laugh for a few days. The content should be healthy.

A buddy is constipated. One day, he worked hard in the public toilet for a long time, but nothing happened. At this moment, he heard a man rush to the next door and slam the door. Then he heard a scratching sound. The elder brothers said enviously, "You are so happy. I can't get down for a long time! "

The next door was silent for a long time and scolded: "Sorry, I haven't taken off my pants yet!" " "

A lame man went to a company to apply for a job. The company manager asked him, what's your specialty? The lame man took a step forward with his left leg and said confidently. My left leg is very special. .

The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "

A buddy works in a bank, just as a teller. One day I called to complain and said, * * * *, today I met an old lady who insisted on complaining about my ugliness and made her forget her password. . . .

There is no more naughty child than my nephew! During the Spring Festival, he hid a small firecracker in one of my cigarettes. As a result, I handed the cigarette to my relatives who came to pay a New Year call and lit it for him. ...