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Backstage: @ $ # @ *! (I can't hear you clearly when I talk too much)
A Xin held hands and pointed out: You can go to the seaside to play and eat ice. What else is there? And Mayday's new album! !
For a time, the atmosphere was noisy and full of enthusiasm ... Then he added: But today, I only sing the old song XDD (suddenly cold, then sing softly).
2. A Xin: This is very suitable for people who advocate Confucian culture, because Confucian culture says, don't eat meat. (Pointing to a plate of meat) This meat is super normal and very suitable for a Confucian scholar like me.
3. A Xin: Thank you for letting me fall asleep where there are monsters and wake up where there is food. ...
4. Stone: There should be a student of my classmate who teaches in a cram school. So I'm going to find my classmates. XXX, where are you! (inexplicably, a bunch of people raise their hands)
Stone: Why are there more than a dozen (laughs)?
A Xin: Asexual reproduction.
5. A Xin: Don't test Einstein with relativity, just like don't barbecue with charcoal.
6. Martha: A Xin suffers from anorexia. When he saw the food, he said, I hate you! Then I ate food.
7. A Xin said that he wouldn't sing online songs at the concert, but later the host said that you should sing live, but mice love rice.
A Xin: Two mice, two mice, love rice, love rice. ...
The whole audience:-_ |||
A Xin: "If you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts" is an idiom that we will share with the audience today.
9. How about tonight (broadcast)
A Xin: Welcome to listen to how is it tonight (poor English).
10. This song is me. I am the first handsome guy from Taipei. I can't hear it because I write my own words and compose my own music.
Xin: This song was introduced by our most romantic proverb "Ming".
Mayday: Why is it a proverb?
Letter: Because Ming surnamed Liu is a romantic old Liu.
1 1. A Xin: The mantra in the proverb is ...
Mayday: I'm in love again ~
Guan You: That's not my mantra.
Martha: This is your attitude towards life.
Letter: This is your motto.
12. Guan You: Many people have never heard this song. I still remember the song Orient Express. At that time, I was still in high school.
Letter: Oh, I was in kindergarten at that time.
Guan You: Hey! ! !
13. Entertainment 100%-Mayday Singing Competition
Before the game, Guan You always said that he was here for entertainment. )
Big S: Teacher, what do you think of Guan You's singing?
Judge A Xin: The most important thing for a person is not to underestimate himself. When Guan You thought he was here for entertainment today, you were wrong. ...
Big S: What do you mean?
Guan you is looking forward to it ...
Judge A Xin: Because you have no entertainment today.
Scoring stage)
Guan You: What about my courage to attend today?
Big S: Courage is a plus.
Judge A Xin: Courage is for those who haven't watched yet. ...
14 ... (Comment on A Xin ...)
Monsters: spammers, scum, gluttons. I tell you, A Xin is the most handsome man. He is not fat. He doesn't like to eat.
Rumor: everyone thinks he is hairy. He is super hairy.
(Comment on Guan You ...)
A Xin: He often forgets the East and the West. Theoretically, this kind of person is called a pig head. Drummers in rock bands should go to fortune telling and change their names. It's really not rock.
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