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Dad: The child bullies you. You shovel him with a shovel! Daughter: But I'm a girl, Dad! Dad: Oh, you can use a pink shovel!

I remember one time, because I didn't do well in the exam, and then my father hit me with a broom when I came home. I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should be considerate of my parents, so I was beaten and said, Dad, didn't you eat today?

My dad bought a pack of cigarettes for me 100, which is not sold in the store. I secretly bought a lollipop and took it home, saying I lost a dollar.

I went to buy a refrigerator. As soon as I entered the store, I said, Haier! Haier! The waiter listened, stupefied and said, Father, what's your order? The waiter is also very hard!

Today's exam, just two minutes after handing out the paper, my roommate handed it in, and I was bored. It took me twenty minutes to copy this. When I came back, I asked him, how did you hand it in so soon? Roommate said: I read it once, I'm sure I can pass it, so I handed in my paper and left.

I remember one time, because I didn't do well in the exam, and then my father hit me with a broom when I came home. I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should be considerate of my parents, so I was beaten and said, Dad, didn't you eat today?

When I go home at night, my wife wants to smell the clothes as soon as she grabs them. I was so scared that I quickly explained: I had dinner with my friends today, and I definitely didn't smell like a woman's perfume! Unexpectedly, she slapped me in the face and said, it smells like hot pot. You didn't even invite me to eat hot pot!

My dad bought a pack of cigarettes for me 100, which is not sold in the store. I secretly bought a lollipop and took it home, saying I lost a dollar.

I went to buy a refrigerator. As soon as I entered the store, I said, Haier! Haier! Hearing this, the waiter said stupefied, What can I do for you, father? The waiter is also very hard!