A little humor between husband and wife

A little humor between husband and wife

There are not only materials, daily necessities, but also occasional jokes between husband and wife, which are conducive to the increase of feelings and easy family harmony. But joking should be moderate, not too much, even if the other person is very close to you, let's see what little humor there is between husband and wife.

Humor between husband and wife 1 1 wife: You used to send me roses, but now why don't you send me any?

Husband: Does the fisherman still feed him bait after catching the fish?

Wife: Hello! Haven't you ever raised goldfish?

Husband: Yes, it was too hard, and then I fed the cat!

2, quarreling with her husband at night, her husband said: you are a prodigal bitch, I will never stop you!

As soon as I heard it, I jumped on him and grabbed his neck: Then divorce me!

He reached out a finger, gently scratched my face and said, shame on you. . .

3. I woke up today and asked my husband in a daze: Husband, will you get paid tomorrow?

He looked at me contemptuously: you don't remember when you come to your period every month, and you remember when I get paid.

Me. . .

When I first got married, my husband often poured me foot washing water. Later, I got pregnant and enjoyed the treatment of cutting my toenails and wearing shoes, but all this changed in one day. . .

After her daughter was born, she accidentally touched her foot on the baby's pillow while nursing one day. My husband was unhappy and shouted on the spot, taking your smelly feet off my daughter's pillow. . .

Sure enough, the little lover in previous lives is real!

5. Help the boss drive, and the proprietress sits in the back row and scolds the co-driver boss. He has been silent, banging on his hand with a bottle of mineral water. . .

With the boss's explosive temper in the company, he will start work at any time, and he will bear it! Hold the water bottle tightly in your arms.

The proprietress spoke for nearly 10 minutes, spouting insulting words. I glanced at my boss, who took out mineral water in one hand, braked quickly and tilted his head to one side.

The boss turned his head: Wife, you are thirsty. Take a sip of water when you are tired. I know you can't drink cold water today. I'll heat it up for you!

Me. . .

Humor between husband and wife 2 1. If your wife asked you to go out and look for a job, what would you look for? New wife. Does your husband love you? Love, very much! I'm inseparable from him, and I don't even go to work. Does your wife object to your smoking at home? Oh, she objects to my smoking anywhere. She said that smoking for two people costs more than smoking for one person. Whenever my wife and I quarrel, she becomes a historian. You mean, she's hysterical No, she exposed me. I won't lose anything. I am very careful. Whenever my wife and I quarrel, I always let the children go for a walk. No wonder all your children are healthy! Woman: Doctor, my husband always talks in his sleep. ......

2. the Monkey King got into Princess Iron Fan's belly and borrowed a banana fan. Look at the dialogue below. Wukong said, "Sister-in-law, I'm already in you." Princess Iron Fan: "Come out and get in the way. Uncle, I can't stand it ... Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon. Please open your mouth quickly. Princess Iron Fan: "Hinder" Niu Wangmo from listening outside the door, leaving a divorce agreement ... and moving away from home.

On his girlfriend's birthday, Guo Shuai spent a lot of money to buy a qq number and sent it to his girlfriend. The number stands for "I love you all my life". After I bought it, I couldn't log in at all, prompting that the password was wrong. Handsome boy takes a closer look, and the original number is

4. Wife: "How does the fish-flavored shredded pork taste?" Husband: "Just so-so." Wife: "What about burning eggplant?" Husband: "Not bad." Wife: "What about Mapo tofu?" Husband: "Just make do." Wife: "Can a good word kill you?" Husband: "The rice is so hard!"

5. Take your daughter-in-law to climb the mountain. . Rest in the gazebo at the top of the mountain. Hug your daughter-in-law intimately and make a strong kiss, but she suddenly said, brother-in-law, don't do this! So many people were staring at me at that time. . .